Peregrine Posted:

So, here’s the deal. I could buy episode II if I’d like, but my bank statements are mailed home, and whether I like it or not, that means that my parents will be opening and reading my bank statements Log in to see images! Sad.

However, that creates a great opportunity for you! I am willing to get on cam live for whoever succesffully offers me the largest amount of BP on this thread.

I will set up a live feed on an account at justin.tv and protect with an access code that only the winner of the bidding war will receive. I have not picked out a date or time for this show because it is something that must be worked out with the winner.

For your know, my time is limited and I do have a roommate who often decides not to go to clbum which may cause a problem if we decide on a time. However, I will not accept any BP until after I perform the show. This way I will never be accused of being a thief if someone decided to intrude and the show must be postponed.

To comply with probably the first question that is coming to people’s minds, I am eighteen years old and can produce ID if required, but I’m not exactly sure that would be necessary.

To reduce the confusion, I am not a girl. I want this to be perfectly clear so that no one purchases something they really don’t want.

And what better way to do that than include pics!

I’m on the left in that one.

This picture was actually taken while I was underage and looking very special Log in to see images!

This was for a party I went to a few weeks ago.

Anyway, that’s me. For the record, I do not care about the gender of the person who wins the auction but to further entice you, I do own a Gum Drops Double Bubble bumplug, and will use it on cam if requested. So if you’re into that, even better for you. If you’re wondering what that looks like:

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That’s 2.25 inches at the widest point btw.

Anyway, I hope you’re interested! Bidding starts at 7BP (because that’s why I’m doing this in the first place, is for ep2), and bidding will close on Wednesday, February 25th at 12:00 noon, EST. I will only show for one person, so whoever has the highest bid in before 12:00 noon is the big winner!

Mods, if this needs to be moved, go ahead. If this post has some other problem, just let me know and I’ll do what I can to rectify it. Thanks!

QFT

A+ thread

Full of Won this

PS: Nice dog!

I’d like to point out that I find it very remarkable that the OP does not want his parents to get to know that he is playing this browser game called Forumwarz… so he prefers to perform a camshow using that bumplug instead.

Evil Trout, what the **** have you done? Log in to see images!

The thing is, I like my parents to know that my education is my priority and since some of the money in that account wsa gifted to me upon my high school graduation, I would catch tons of flak for it if I used it for an online game LOL

Just buy one of those prepaid credit cards, problem instantly solved.

You should just tell your parents that you’re whoring yourself out instead, I bet they’d be proud of your initiative!

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Baroness Von Squeezenstein Posted:

So you see no other alternative than to shove a bumplug up your bum on cam, as opposed to borrowing the measly 10 bucks from a friend and paying them back later?

Awesome.

I will admit there are alternatives, but what better a way to get my camwhore access to Episode 2 than by camwhoring? Log in to see images!

Crinkz Posted:

Would you do goatse? Or maybe 1man1jar?

Haha, I don’t think so. Glbum is actually really dangerous to put in there. I know someone who had a beer bottle break in there and now he can’t have sex anymore because it really ****ed things up.

Aaan I can’t stretch myself like goatse can lol

Sapper Posted:

How about I give you 5 BP, and you make an animated GIF of you fisting yourself?

I have neither the desire nor capability to make that gif.

Celerysteve Posted:

I’ll put a BP on that. It’s got to be reasonable quality though. That brings the total to 6BP.

I have neither the desire nor capability to make that gif.