FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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That reminds me, I recently was trolling a forum and me and another troll started chatting with each other… turned out he happened to be the cousins of one of the girls I dated.

So ****ing weird… Small world.

BEAT_WOMEN Posted:

When did I say I was an e-celebrity? I maintain an extremely low trollfile and always alternate screen names between websites. Everything is for my amusement, even watching you guys defend nana is making me laugh because you guys believe there must be something to defend against me and us Log in to see images!

You take the internet seriously. You are laughable.

Hang on brb changin my screenname to keep a low torllfile (lol what the **** does that even mean)

BEAT_WOMEN Posted:

That reminds me, I recently was trolling a forum and me and another troll started chatting with each other… turned out he happened to be the cousins of one of the girls I dated.

So ****ing weird… Small world.

this one time i was TROLLING this website because i am TROLL and i saw that there was another TROLL and since we were both TROLLS we began speaking and i have no life

Poseur Posted:

if you replaced the words ‘trolling a forum’ with ‘at a party’ and ‘troll’ with ‘guy’ and ‘website’ with ‘bar’ and ‘username’ with, i dunno, ‘haircut,’ your posts might sound like a normal person talking

JUST A FUN FACT

lol beatwoemn this fine upstanding member of society is schoolin you

FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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This other time I was hanging around some cool forums and was all “I wish there were forums that instead of threads there were just pictures and videos of naked women” and some dude was all “since you are so cool, I’m going to let you in on a little secret” and I was all “go on” and he was all “go to a forum called google and do a search for BBW” and I was all “wtf is BBW” and he was all “you’ll find out. PS good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks bro” and I found some pretty amazing pictures that you all aren’t cool enough to find

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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:

I Visit Slashdot

same here

what’s your aim?

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

drunk defense ITT

ETA on “IM da puppetmaster!” is about 5 minutes/10 posts (hope I didnt ruin your defense dude)

When is being drunk a defense? It’s mostly an offense, as far as I’m concerned. If you guys aren’t drunk tonight then you’re either under 18, thus younger kids, or pussies.

but you guys don’t understand IM EFAMOUS EVEN THOUGH I KEEP A LOW TROLLFILE

so now that I’ve began to crumble under the pressure you guys wanna be my friends (jk as soon as any of you are at all nice to me I’ll switch my “i don’t care im drunk” defense to “haha i was just being nice to get you off guard lol trolld” offense it’ll be so awesome)

**** i pulled my troll card already

i’m drunk so i don’t care you guys are probably all sober virgins though