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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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BEAT_WOMEN Posted:

Okay really guys I’m drunk and chatty right now. Give me your AIMS and i’ll PM you guys. I don’t want my s/n googable so just pm or w/e

must. maintain. low. TROLLFILE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

BEAT_WOMEN Posted:

Okay really guys I’m drunk and chatty right now. Give me your AIMS and i’ll PM you guys. I don’t want my s/n googable so just pm or w/e

come on guys my aim list is empty all my other internet “friends *rolls eyes” blocked me and ive got no real ones so hand over them names


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BEAT_WOMEN

Avatar: 146698 Mon Mar 02 17:31:25 -0500 2009

[ANAL enjoy]

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

And can you guys revamp your “protect nana from embarbumment” shtick where you type like fabulous persons because I’m getting bored reading this and while I already hijacked this thread and apparently the chat from what my klansmen told me as i’ve disabled it


FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was hanging around some cool forums and was all “I wish there were forums that instead of threads there were just pictures and videos of naked women” and some dude was all “since you are so cool, I’m going to let you in on a little secret” and I was all “go on” and he was all “go to a forum called google and do a search for BBW” and I was all “wtf is BBW” and he was all “you’ll find out. PS good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks bro” and I found some pretty amazing pictures that you all aren’t cool enough to find

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was impressing girls on the internet and all of the sudden one was all “You wanna cyber?” and I was all “baby I am cybering” and she was like “damn rly?” and I was all “yeah baby, cyberspace is where I hang” and she was all *swoon* and I was all “I guess you could call it my DOMAIN” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was at some badbum forum you’ve never heard of and someone was all “hey guys have you ever heard of AAHZ?” and I was all “nope” and they were all “me neither, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “thanks dudes”

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This other time I was on a different forum (I am a part of many forums, I’m kind of a big deal) and these chicks were all “FAIL I heard you have a micro male reproductive organ” and I was all “what I lack in length I more than make up for in girth” and they were all “yeah really small fat male reproductive organs are the best” and I was all “I know right? of the countless chicks I’ve banged every one of them commented on how glad they were to see I had a short fat male reproductive organ” and they were all “yeah it’s completely normal for guys to have short, fat male reproductive organs. Nothing to be embarrbumed about at all” and I was all “Yeah, I definitely don’t wish my male reproductive organ was bigger than 2 5/8” at all.” and they were all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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This other time I was on facebook and I added some chick I had never met or talked to before because I thought we would make sexy babies. Well, she must have heard of me before because SHE ACCEPTED. I then wrote on her wall and was all “sup” and she must have clicked wall to wall and was all “do I know you?” and I was all “I know, I know… everyone thinks they know me just because they heard of me on different internet forums” and she was being all coy and was all “I don’t know what you’re talking about” then I was all “you should get this ZOMBIES application, I am a commander for adding so many people” and she was all “I don’t think so” and I was all “yeah I guess it is pretty intimidating for you to be talking to a commander” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all *SUPERPOKE*

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:

no mom shut up god

im arguin w/ ppl on the internet

**** ILL COME DOWN FOR DINNER LATER

RIGHT NOW I AM TTELLIN THESE PPPL ON THE INTERNERT THAT I AM A TROLL

alright mom ill be down in a minute…*sigh*

no, no mom I…..mom I am….mom

mom I’m looking for jobs ok…..I am look…..what do you mean

what do you mean “how can you spend 12 hours a day online and not find a job”?

the econo….i know mom….the economy is bad an….what?

I don’t know….like 2 ok….yes only 2 applications….yes

well, ok so I downloaded two but I didnt fill them out….mom….MOM

I WAS IN PRESS RELEASES AND I HAVE AN ED ARTICLE OK ITS NOT LIKE I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING WITH MY LIFE ****

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sorry for swear….i know mom.. im sorry for swearing. Can you pbum me the potatoes? NO i dont…i

I DONT WANT ANY GODDAMN PEAS MOM PEAS ARE GROSS **** IM GOING BACK UPSTAIRS….

(yelling from stairs) I DONT KNOW DORITOS MOM. ILL HAVE DORITOS FOR DINNER! ****!


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BEAT_WOMEN

Avatar: 146698 Mon Mar 02 17:31:25 -0500 2009

[ANAL enjoy]

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I’m still waiting for you guys to PM me your aims. I want to see if you’re less of douchebags when I have nice, normal convos with you. Or if you’re only douchebags publicly, no idea for sure.


OdinGodofWar

Avatar: Sneakers

[ANAL enjoy]

Level 29 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

BEAT_WOMEN: The old lady is just ****ed because you’re a racist and she sees you as a threat to her beaner invasion of the United States. Let her go back to eating taco and realize that old/mentally very special people are just set in their ways.


The world is in a sorry state.

I just sit at home and masturbate.

The government just keeps getting bigger.

And to top it all off, we’re led by a fine upstanding member of society.

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

OdinGodofWar Posted:

BEAT_WOMEN: The old lady is just ****ed because you’re a racist and she sees you as a threat to her beaner invasion of the United States. Let her go back to eating taco and realize that old/mentally very special people are just set in their ways.

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was hanging around some cool forums and was all “I wish there were forums that instead of threads there were just pictures and videos of naked women” and some dude was all “since you are so cool, I’m going to let you in on a little secret” and I was all “go on” and he was all “go to a forum called google and do a search for BBW” and I was all “wtf is BBW” and he was all “you’ll find out. PS good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks bro” and I found some pretty amazing pictures that you all aren’t cool enough to find

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was impressing girls on the internet and all of the sudden one was all “You wanna cyber?” and I was all “baby I am cybering” and she was like “damn rly?” and I was all “yeah baby, cyberspace is where I hang” and she was all *swoon* and I was all “I guess you could call it my DOMAIN” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was at some badbum forum you’ve never heard of and someone was all “hey guys have you ever heard of AAHZ?” and I was all “nope” and they were all “me neither, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “thanks dudes”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on a different forum (I am a part of many forums, I’m kind of a big deal) and these chicks were all “FAIL I heard you have a micro male reproductive organ” and I was all “what I lack in length I more than make up for in girth” and they were all “yeah really small fat male reproductive organs are the best” and I was all “I know right? of the countless chicks I’ve banged every one of them commented on how glad they were to see I had a short fat male reproductive organ” and they were all “yeah it’s completely normal for guys to have short, fat male reproductive organs. Nothing to be embarrbumed about at all” and I was all “Yeah, I definitely don’t wish my male reproductive organ was bigger than 2 5/8” at all.” and they were all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on facebook and I added some chick I had never met or talked to before because I thought we would make sexy babies. Well, she must have heard of me before because SHE ACCEPTED. I then wrote on her wall and was all “sup” and she must have clicked wall to wall and was all “do I know you?” and I was all “I know, I know… everyone thinks they know me just because they heard of me on different internet forums” and she was being all coy and was all “I don’t know what you’re talking about” then I was all “you should get this ZOMBIES application, I am a commander for adding so many people” and she was all “I don’t think so” and I was all “yeah I guess it is pretty intimidating for you to be talking to a commander” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all *SUPERPOKE*

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This other time I was checking out some bittorrent sites (bittorrent is too complex for mere e-mortals to comprehend) and some dude was all “can you guys seed naruto for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?” and I was all “fortnaruto, is that you?” and he was all “omg FAIL! I am SO not as sexy as you but I long to be!” and I was all “It’s cool bro, the world needs ugly people or else who else would cater to all of my wants and needs?” and he was all “yeah you’re right, can I get you something else to drink FAIL? also, good luck on fwz idol round 2!” and I was all “thanks man, diet pepsi”

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Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

**** MAN I’M SO DESENSITIZED TO “fine upstanding member of society” BUT “BEANER” IS NEW AND EXCITING

also upvoted all of FAIL’s short stories


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was hanging around some cool forums and was all “I wish there were forums that instead of threads there were just pictures and videos of naked women” and some dude was all “since you are so cool, I’m going to let you in on a little secret” and I was all “go on” and he was all “go to a forum called google and do a search for BBW” and I was all “wtf is BBW” and he was all “you’ll find out. PS good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks bro” and I found some pretty amazing pictures that you all aren’t cool enough to find

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was impressing girls on the internet and all of the sudden one was all “You wanna cyber?” and I was all “baby I am cybering” and she was like “damn rly?” and I was all “yeah baby, cyberspace is where I hang” and she was all *swoon* and I was all “I guess you could call it my DOMAIN” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was at some badbum forum you’ve never heard of and someone was all “hey guys have you ever heard of AAHZ?” and I was all “nope” and they were all “me neither, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “thanks dudes”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on a different forum (I am a part of many forums, I’m kind of a big deal) and these chicks were all “FAIL I heard you have a micro male reproductive organ” and I was all “what I lack in length I more than make up for in girth” and they were all “yeah really small fat male reproductive organs are the best” and I was all “I know right? of the countless chicks I’ve banged every one of them commented on how glad they were to see I had a short fat male reproductive organ” and they were all “yeah it’s completely normal for guys to have short, fat male reproductive organs. Nothing to be embarrbumed about at all” and I was all “Yeah, I definitely don’t wish my male reproductive organ was bigger than 2 5/8” at all.” and they were all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on facebook and I added some chick I had never met or talked to before because I thought we would make sexy babies. Well, she must have heard of me before because SHE ACCEPTED. I then wrote on her wall and was all “sup” and she must have clicked wall to wall and was all “do I know you?” and I was all “I know, I know… everyone thinks they know me just because they heard of me on different internet forums” and she was being all coy and was all “I don’t know what you’re talking about” then I was all “you should get this ZOMBIES application, I am a commander for adding so many people” and she was all “I don’t think so” and I was all “yeah I guess it is pretty intimidating for you to be talking to a commander” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all *SUPERPOKE*

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was checking out some bittorrent sites (bittorrent is too complex for mere e-mortals to comprehend) and some dude was all “can you guys seed naruto for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?” and I was all “fortnaruto, is that you?” and he was all “omg FAIL! I am SO not as sexy as you but I long to be!” and I was all “It’s cool bro, the world needs ugly people or else who else would cater to all of my wants and needs?” and he was all “yeah you’re right, can I get you something else to drink FAIL? also, good luck on fwz idol round 2!” and I was all “thanks man, diet pepsi”

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This other time I was burning some mix cd’s for various e-girlfriends when one of them IMed me and was all “cutiegirlie97: hey 2kool4skoolFAIL” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: who is this” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: Log in to see images! ” and I was all ” 2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry, I’m concentrating on this badbum mix cd… I can’t think of what to put between Bad to the Bone and Rebel Yell” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: ooooo based on your music selection, you must be tough and have huge muscles” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: yeah, I have those grip strengtheners with the tought spring in the middle” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: e-tough guys get me off” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry babe gotta run, I’m late for a counterstrike match.” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: that is so awesome and not at all nerdy, everyone at school doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Also good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “2kool4skoolFAIL: I know right? some people just don’t know how many headshots I get. Thanks”

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Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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This other time I was hanging around some cool forums and was all “I wish there were forums that instead of threads there were just pictures and videos of naked women” and some dude was all “since you are so cool, I’m going to let you in on a little secret” and I was all “go on” and he was all “go to a forum called google and do a search for BBW” and I was all “wtf is BBW” and he was all “you’ll find out. PS good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks bro” and I found some pretty amazing pictures that you all aren’t cool enough to find

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This other time I was impressing girls on the internet and all of the sudden one was all “You wanna cyber?” and I was all “baby I am cybering” and she was like “damn rly?” and I was all “yeah baby, cyberspace is where I hang” and she was all *swoon* and I was all “I guess you could call it my DOMAIN” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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This other time I was at some badbum forum you’ve never heard of and someone was all “hey guys have you ever heard of AAHZ?” and I was all “nope” and they were all “me neither, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “thanks dudes”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on a different forum (I am a part of many forums, I’m kind of a big deal) and these chicks were all “FAIL I heard you have a micro male reproductive organ” and I was all “what I lack in length I more than make up for in girth” and they were all “yeah really small fat male reproductive organs are the best” and I was all “I know right? of the countless chicks I’ve banged every one of them commented on how glad they were to see I had a short fat male reproductive organ” and they were all “yeah it’s completely normal for guys to have short, fat male reproductive organs. Nothing to be embarrbumed about at all” and I was all “Yeah, I definitely don’t wish my male reproductive organ was bigger than 2 5/8” at all.” and they were all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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This other time I was on facebook and I added some chick I had never met or talked to before because I thought we would make sexy babies. Well, she must have heard of me before because SHE ACCEPTED. I then wrote on her wall and was all “sup” and she must have clicked wall to wall and was all “do I know you?” and I was all “I know, I know… everyone thinks they know me just because they heard of me on different internet forums” and she was being all coy and was all “I don’t know what you’re talking about” then I was all “you should get this ZOMBIES application, I am a commander for adding so many people” and she was all “I don’t think so” and I was all “yeah I guess it is pretty intimidating for you to be talking to a commander” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all *SUPERPOKE*

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This other time I was checking out some bittorrent sites (bittorrent is too complex for mere e-mortals to comprehend) and some dude was all “can you guys seed naruto for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?” and I was all “fortnaruto, is that you?” and he was all “omg FAIL! I am SO not as sexy as you but I long to be!” and I was all “It’s cool bro, the world needs ugly people or else who else would cater to all of my wants and needs?” and he was all “yeah you’re right, can I get you something else to drink FAIL? also, good luck on fwz idol round 2!” and I was all “thanks man, diet pepsi”

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This other time I was burning some mix cd’s for various e-girlfriends when one of them IMed me and was all “cutiegirlie97: hey 2kool4skoolFAIL” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: who is this” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: Log in to see images! ” and I was all ” 2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry, I’m concentrating on this badbum mix cd… I can’t think of what to put between Bad to the Bone and Rebel Yell” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: ooooo based on your music selection, you must be tough and have huge muscles” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: yeah, I have those grip strengtheners with the tought spring in the middle” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: e-tough guys get me off” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry babe gotta run, I’m late for a counterstrike match.” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: that is so awesome and not at all nerdy, everyone at school doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Also good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “2kool4skoolFAIL: I know right? some people just don’t know how many headshots I get. Thanks”

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This other time I was watching some fresh prince on a tvchan when some chick called me up on skype and was all “hey FAIL you should check out this tvchan site, they are playing fresh prince episodes” and I was all “*facepalm* I am already done watching the first 2 seasons on that site.” and she was all “sorry, I forgot you knew everything cool that was going on on the internet” and I was all “I’m RESPONSIBLE for everything cool on the internet” then she was all “I want you so bad right now” and I was all “sorry babe, I am almost out of sunny D… MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM” (I forgot I was talking not typing) and she was all “I’m on my way to walmart right now, I’ll pick you up more Sunny D” (my mom not the skype chick) and the skype chick was all “good luck with fwz idol round 2” and I was all… fappin to ashley banks from fresh prince so I didn’t respond

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Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was hanging around some cool forums and was all “I wish there were forums that instead of threads there were just pictures and videos of naked women” and some dude was all “since you are so cool, I’m going to let you in on a little secret” and I was all “go on” and he was all “go to a forum called google and do a search for BBW” and I was all “wtf is BBW” and he was all “you’ll find out. PS good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks bro” and I found some pretty amazing pictures that you all aren’t cool enough to find

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was impressing girls on the internet and all of the sudden one was all “You wanna cyber?” and I was all “baby I am cybering” and she was like “damn rly?” and I was all “yeah baby, cyberspace is where I hang” and she was all *swoon* and I was all “I guess you could call it my DOMAIN” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was at some badbum forum you’ve never heard of and someone was all “hey guys have you ever heard of AAHZ?” and I was all “nope” and they were all “me neither, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “thanks dudes”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on a different forum (I am a part of many forums, I’m kind of a big deal) and these chicks were all “FAIL I heard you have a micro male reproductive organ” and I was all “what I lack in length I more than make up for in girth” and they were all “yeah really small fat male reproductive organs are the best” and I was all “I know right? of the countless chicks I’ve banged every one of them commented on how glad they were to see I had a short fat male reproductive organ” and they were all “yeah it’s completely normal for guys to have short, fat male reproductive organs. Nothing to be embarrbumed about at all” and I was all “Yeah, I definitely don’t wish my male reproductive organ was bigger than 2 5/8” at all.” and they were all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on facebook and I added some chick I had never met or talked to before because I thought we would make sexy babies. Well, she must have heard of me before because SHE ACCEPTED. I then wrote on her wall and was all “sup” and she must have clicked wall to wall and was all “do I know you?” and I was all “I know, I know… everyone thinks they know me just because they heard of me on different internet forums” and she was being all coy and was all “I don’t know what you’re talking about” then I was all “you should get this ZOMBIES application, I am a commander for adding so many people” and she was all “I don’t think so” and I was all “yeah I guess it is pretty intimidating for you to be talking to a commander” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all *SUPERPOKE*

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was checking out some bittorrent sites (bittorrent is too complex for mere e-mortals to comprehend) and some dude was all “can you guys seed naruto for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?” and I was all “fortnaruto, is that you?” and he was all “omg FAIL! I am SO not as sexy as you but I long to be!” and I was all “It’s cool bro, the world needs ugly people or else who else would cater to all of my wants and needs?” and he was all “yeah you’re right, can I get you something else to drink FAIL? also, good luck on fwz idol round 2!” and I was all “thanks man, diet pepsi”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was burning some mix cd’s for various e-girlfriends when one of them IMed me and was all “cutiegirlie97: hey 2kool4skoolFAIL” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: who is this” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: Log in to see images! ” and I was all ” 2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry, I’m concentrating on this badbum mix cd… I can’t think of what to put between Bad to the Bone and Rebel Yell” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: ooooo based on your music selection, you must be tough and have huge muscles” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: yeah, I have those grip strengtheners with the tought spring in the middle” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: e-tough guys get me off” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry babe gotta run, I’m late for a counterstrike match.” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: that is so awesome and not at all nerdy, everyone at school doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Also good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “2kool4skoolFAIL: I know right? some people just don’t know how many headshots I get. Thanks”

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This other time I was watching some fresh prince on a tvchan when some chick called me up on skype and was all “hey FAIL you should check out this tvchan site, they are playing fresh prince episodes” and I was all “*facepalm* I am already done watching the first 2 seasons on that site.” and she was all “sorry, I forgot you knew everything cool that was going on on the internet” and I was all “I’m RESPONSIBLE for everything cool on the internet” then she was all “I want you so bad right now” and I was all “sorry babe, I am almost out of sunny D… MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM” (I forgot I was talking not typing) and she was all “I’m on my way to walmart right now, I’ll pick you up more Sunny D” (my mom not the skype chick) and the skype chick was all “good luck with fwz idol round 2” and I was all… fappin to ashley banks from fresh prince so I didn’t respond

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This other time I was playing the yu-gi-oh game on my gameboycolor emulator when all the sudden my very sexy gf walked in and was all “oh **** homeboy just dropped the second to last piece of exodia what are you gonna do” and I was all “I’ma trust in the heart of the cards” and I drew and then my super hot gf was all “Oh no! he is bringing out the final piece!” and I was all “trap card” and she was all “I want your male reproductive organ in my mouth” and I was all “not now, he has 200 hit points left” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “DARK MAGICIAN GIRL FTMOTHER****INGW”

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Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was hanging around some cool forums and was all “I wish there were forums that instead of threads there were just pictures and videos of naked women” and some dude was all “since you are so cool, I’m going to let you in on a little secret” and I was all “go on” and he was all “go to a forum called google and do a search for BBW” and I was all “wtf is BBW” and he was all “you’ll find out. PS good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks bro” and I found some pretty amazing pictures that you all aren’t cool enough to find

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was impressing girls on the internet and all of the sudden one was all “You wanna cyber?” and I was all “baby I am cybering” and she was like “damn rly?” and I was all “yeah baby, cyberspace is where I hang” and she was all *swoon* and I was all “I guess you could call it my DOMAIN” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was at some badbum forum you’ve never heard of and someone was all “hey guys have you ever heard of AAHZ?” and I was all “nope” and they were all “me neither, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “thanks dudes”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on a different forum (I am a part of many forums, I’m kind of a big deal) and these chicks were all “FAIL I heard you have a micro male reproductive organ” and I was all “what I lack in length I more than make up for in girth” and they were all “yeah really small fat male reproductive organs are the best” and I was all “I know right? of the countless chicks I’ve banged every one of them commented on how glad they were to see I had a short fat male reproductive organ” and they were all “yeah it’s completely normal for guys to have short, fat male reproductive organs. Nothing to be embarrbumed about at all” and I was all “Yeah, I definitely don’t wish my male reproductive organ was bigger than 2 5/8” at all.” and they were all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on facebook and I added some chick I had never met or talked to before because I thought we would make sexy babies. Well, she must have heard of me before because SHE ACCEPTED. I then wrote on her wall and was all “sup” and she must have clicked wall to wall and was all “do I know you?” and I was all “I know, I know… everyone thinks they know me just because they heard of me on different internet forums” and she was being all coy and was all “I don’t know what you’re talking about” then I was all “you should get this ZOMBIES application, I am a commander for adding so many people” and she was all “I don’t think so” and I was all “yeah I guess it is pretty intimidating for you to be talking to a commander” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all *SUPERPOKE*

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was checking out some bittorrent sites (bittorrent is too complex for mere e-mortals to comprehend) and some dude was all “can you guys seed naruto for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?” and I was all “fortnaruto, is that you?” and he was all “omg FAIL! I am SO not as sexy as you but I long to be!” and I was all “It’s cool bro, the world needs ugly people or else who else would cater to all of my wants and needs?” and he was all “yeah you’re right, can I get you something else to drink FAIL? also, good luck on fwz idol round 2!” and I was all “thanks man, diet pepsi”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was burning some mix cd’s for various e-girlfriends when one of them IMed me and was all “cutiegirlie97: hey 2kool4skoolFAIL” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: who is this” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: Log in to see images! ” and I was all ” 2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry, I’m concentrating on this badbum mix cd… I can’t think of what to put between Bad to the Bone and Rebel Yell” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: ooooo based on your music selection, you must be tough and have huge muscles” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: yeah, I have those grip strengtheners with the tought spring in the middle” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: e-tough guys get me off” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry babe gotta run, I’m late for a counterstrike match.” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: that is so awesome and not at all nerdy, everyone at school doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Also good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “2kool4skoolFAIL: I know right? some people just don’t know how many headshots I get. Thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was watching some fresh prince on a tvchan when some chick called me up on skype and was all “hey FAIL you should check out this tvchan site, they are playing fresh prince episodes” and I was all “*facepalm* I am already done watching the first 2 seasons on that site.” and she was all “sorry, I forgot you knew everything cool that was going on on the internet” and I was all “I’m RESPONSIBLE for everything cool on the internet” then she was all “I want you so bad right now” and I was all “sorry babe, I am almost out of sunny D… MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM” (I forgot I was talking not typing) and she was all “I’m on my way to walmart right now, I’ll pick you up more Sunny D” (my mom not the skype chick) and the skype chick was all “good luck with fwz idol round 2” and I was all… fappin to ashley banks from fresh prince so I didn’t respond

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was playing the yu-gi-oh game on my gameboycolor emulator when all the sudden my very sexy gf walked in and was all “oh **** homeboy just dropped the second to last piece of exodia what are you gonna do” and I was all “I’ma trust in the heart of the cards” and I drew and then my super hot gf was all “Oh no! he is bringing out the final piece!” and I was all “trap card” and she was all “I want your male reproductive organ in my mouth” and I was all “not now, he has 200 hit points left” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “DARK MAGICIAN GIRL FTMOTHER****INGW”

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This other time I was at the dentist and he was all “you should floss” and I was all “what the **** is floss” and he was all “Flossing cleans where your toothbrush can’t reach” and I was all “lol I knew what flossing is, YHBT” and he was all “pwned. good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “I’m taking two of these styrofoam planes on my way out. I’m a RL troll. Thanks”

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Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

FAIL Posted:

hey guys I heard there were OGs posting about their e-reps and came as quick as I could

I’m pretty sure I have a special IP or something (a VIP if you will) because the other day I was just cruisin the internet and I came across a Nigerian Prince who was all “Are you FAIL from forumwarz?” and I was all “maybe, who wants to know?” and he was all “I need you to cash this cheeck at your barnk and then send mee a personhal check for a lessor amount for free profits!” and I was all “I’m pretty sure I’m scamming you with this deal” and he was all “for ur honesty you can keep an extra 5%” and I was all “thjanks Motumbo, that’s big of you” and he was all “np fail, good luck on fwz idol roun d 2”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was hanging around some cool forums and was all “I wish there were forums that instead of threads there were just pictures and videos of naked women” and some dude was all “since you are so cool, I’m going to let you in on a little secret” and I was all “go on” and he was all “go to a forum called google and do a search for BBW” and I was all “wtf is BBW” and he was all “you’ll find out. PS good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks bro” and I found some pretty amazing pictures that you all aren’t cool enough to find

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was impressing girls on the internet and all of the sudden one was all “You wanna cyber?” and I was all “baby I am cybering” and she was like “damn rly?” and I was all “yeah baby, cyberspace is where I hang” and she was all *swoon* and I was all “I guess you could call it my DOMAIN” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was at some badbum forum you’ve never heard of and someone was all “hey guys have you ever heard of AAHZ?” and I was all “nope” and they were all “me neither, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “thanks dudes”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on a different forum (I am a part of many forums, I’m kind of a big deal) and these chicks were all “FAIL I heard you have a micro male reproductive organ” and I was all “what I lack in length I more than make up for in girth” and they were all “yeah really small fat male reproductive organs are the best” and I was all “I know right? of the countless chicks I’ve banged every one of them commented on how glad they were to see I had a short fat male reproductive organ” and they were all “yeah it’s completely normal for guys to have short, fat male reproductive organs. Nothing to be embarrbumed about at all” and I was all “Yeah, I definitely don’t wish my male reproductive organ was bigger than 2 5/8” at all.” and they were all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was on facebook and I added some chick I had never met or talked to before because I thought we would make sexy babies. Well, she must have heard of me before because SHE ACCEPTED. I then wrote on her wall and was all “sup” and she must have clicked wall to wall and was all “do I know you?” and I was all “I know, I know… everyone thinks they know me just because they heard of me on different internet forums” and she was being all coy and was all “I don’t know what you’re talking about” then I was all “you should get this ZOMBIES application, I am a commander for adding so many people” and she was all “I don’t think so” and I was all “yeah I guess it is pretty intimidating for you to be talking to a commander” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all *SUPERPOKE*

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was checking out some bittorrent sites (bittorrent is too complex for mere e-mortals to comprehend) and some dude was all “can you guys seed naruto for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?” and I was all “fortnaruto, is that you?” and he was all “omg FAIL! I am SO not as sexy as you but I long to be!” and I was all “It’s cool bro, the world needs ugly people or else who else would cater to all of my wants and needs?” and he was all “yeah you’re right, can I get you something else to drink FAIL? also, good luck on fwz idol round 2!” and I was all “thanks man, diet pepsi”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was burning some mix cd’s for various e-girlfriends when one of them IMed me and was all “cutiegirlie97: hey 2kool4skoolFAIL” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: who is this” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: Log in to see images! ” and I was all ” 2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry, I’m concentrating on this badbum mix cd… I can’t think of what to put between Bad to the Bone and Rebel Yell” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: ooooo based on your music selection, you must be tough and have huge muscles” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: yeah, I have those grip strengtheners with the tought spring in the middle” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: e-tough guys get me off” and I was all “2kool4skoolFAIL: sorry babe gotta run, I’m late for a counterstrike match.” and she was all “cutiegirlie97: that is so awesome and not at all nerdy, everyone at school doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Also good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was like “2kool4skoolFAIL: I know right? some people just don’t know how many headshots I get. Thanks”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was watching some fresh prince on a tvchan when some chick called me up on skype and was all “hey FAIL you should check out this tvchan site, they are playing fresh prince episodes” and I was all “*facepalm* I am already done watching the first 2 seasons on that site.” and she was all “sorry, I forgot you knew everything cool that was going on on the internet” and I was all “I’m RESPONSIBLE for everything cool on the internet” then she was all “I want you so bad right now” and I was all “sorry babe, I am almost out of sunny D… MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM” (I forgot I was talking not typing) and she was all “I’m on my way to walmart right now, I’ll pick you up more Sunny D” (my mom not the skype chick) and the skype chick was all “good luck with fwz idol round 2” and I was all… fappin to ashley banks from fresh prince so I didn’t respond

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was playing the yu-gi-oh game on my gameboycolor emulator when all the sudden my very sexy gf walked in and was all “oh **** homeboy just dropped the second to last piece of exodia what are you gonna do” and I was all “I’ma trust in the heart of the cards” and I drew and then my super hot gf was all “Oh no! he is bringing out the final piece!” and I was all “trap card” and she was all “I want your male reproductive organ in my mouth” and I was all “not now, he has 200 hit points left” and she was all “good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “DARK MAGICIAN GIRL FTMOTHER****INGW”

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This other time I was at the dentist and he was all “you should floss” and I was all “what the **** is floss” and he was all “Flossing cleans where your toothbrush can’t reach” and I was all “lol I knew what flossing is, YHBT” and he was all “pwned. good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “I’m taking two of these styrofoam planes on my way out. I’m a RL troll. Thanks”

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This other time I was talking about politics, religion, and various other silly topics on the internet when all of the sudden some chick was all like “hey FAIL I heard that you were super sexy” and I was all “where’d you hear that from?” and she was all “everywhere” and I was all “yeah I’m in the top .5% of the population when it comes to sexy” and this other chick was all “I heard from a friend that sexiness was all about attitude” and I was all “uh no, attitude is all about attitude. Sexiness is all about looking good. I’m afraid your friend is grotesquely unsexy.” and she was all “he is actually, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “lol xylon”

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FAIL Posted:

This other time I was talking about politics, religion, and various other silly topics on the internet when all of the sudden some chick was all like “hey FAIL I heard that you were super sexy” and I was all “where’d you hear that from?” and she was all “everywhere” and I was all “yeah I’m in the top .5% of the population when it comes to sexy” and this other chick was all “I heard from a friend that sexiness was all about attitude” and I was all “uh no, attitude is all about attitude. Sexiness is all about looking good. I’m afraid your friend is grotesquely unsexy.” and she was all “he is actually, good luck on fwz idol round 2” and I was all “lol xylon”

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OH

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAP

ughhhhhhhhhh

i came


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nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

OH

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAP

ughhhhhhhhhh

i came

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GRAHHH!!

that’s better…..


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Story of my life right there.

BEAT_WOMEN

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So, nana, have you admitted to being trolled yet?


Josh Grimes

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