generichaxor Posted:

Let’s see if this works at all

Give me BP and I will do something funny/stupid.

Rules:

1. The BP must be appropriate compensation for whatever I’m doing.

1BP is not equal to “steal the Mona Lisa, blow up china, and kill every important politician” (may 100,000 BP?)

2. If u ask me to do something, u take full responsibility for any legal consequences. If I get in trouble for stealing the mona lisa, bombing china , or the long chain of murders, it’s your fault.

i.e. pick reasonable tasks

3. If u ask me to “kill myself” or something like that, I must get at least 120BP and u have to get 200 people to friend me before i will do it (or get me Miss Popularity, which happens first)

4. if u want a video/picture etc, bring me a camera. I don’t own a camera that can move information to a computer. If you want something to remember the event, you provide the tools to do so.

5. A positive amount of BP is needed for me to do anything.

6. If I will experience pain/death outside of the act I will be performing, you need to ensure that

6.1. it won’t happen

or

6.2. there will be no trouble from it happening

(no lawsuits etc)

7. This thread isn’t in RP (yet) so don’t ask for NSFW unless it gets there

(once again, u do need to provide a camera)

i doubt that this will exceed my expectations. i am more interested in how ppl will troll me for idiocy in nonRP forum

will you run up to groups of blacks and yell ron paul should have beat that fine upstanding member of society prez

Xemnas Posted:

will you run up to groups of blacks and yell ron paul should have beat that fine upstanding member of society prez

how much r u paying me 4 it?

i’m thinking the “pain and/or death” clause will be relevant here

Xemnas Posted:

how much are you willing to do it for?

and i need proof that you did it.

video or it didn’t happen.

as i’ve stated twice now

i don’t own something to take the video

so that is your responsibility, not mine

4 BP to start with, plus 3 more BP for every person with darker skin than me within a 2000 foot radius

Why would any of us take responsibility? If we ask you to pee of the empire state building and you get arrested are you gonna say the internet made you do it?

Also what the hell would you do with 120 BP if you’re dead. “I’ve got Miss Popularity… I can die happy.”

Get out more.

lol at toxxing grp stuff

lol i didn’t read the thread. it’s funny

still lol @ toxxing non-contest forums

120 BP sent Log in to see images!

Robok Posted:

Hey everyone, lets all donate a few BP, if we manages to get 120 generichaxor will KILL HIMSELF.

I hereby volunteer to take and organize donations, so you can send your donation to me and I’ll send them through to generichaxor once we have 120.

Expectations of Smirnoff Mafosi to be very special: Met.

Robok Posted:

Hey everyone, lets all donate a few BP, if we manages to get 120 generichaxor will KILL HIMSELF.

I hereby volunteer to take and organize donations, so you can send your donation to me and I’ll send them through to generichaxor once we have 120.

How about no? Just bump crelysteev’s threads, its what you do best.

MC Banhammer Posted:

generichaxor Posted:

2. If u ask me to do something, u take full responsibility for any legal consequences. If I get in trouble for stealing the mona lisa, bombing china , or the long chain of murders, it’s your fault.

Actually, no court in the world would uphold that. Anything illegal you do would be ENTIRELY your own fault.

Fran Posted:

I’ll send you 5 BP if you post goatse on 20 threads on GD

A perfect example. Thanks, Fran!