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Dear Kittie (like Dear Abby only with bad advice)
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Femline Posted:
Speaking purely as an observer, you should probably stop licking yourself.
As an aside, however way I look at you I cannot view you as anything other than an abomination.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 01/30/2009 2:03PM |
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Dear Kittie,
They named a .moar file after me and then made it too rare for most people to obtain, is there anything I can do? Mitnick edited this message on 01/30/2009 2:11PM |
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| Posted On: 01/30/2009 2:10PM |
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Dear Kittie, Some people have expressed interest on me ending my vacation. How do you suggest I handle this situation? |
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| Posted On: 01/30/2009 3:27PM |
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I’m really bored with Flaimbate lately, most of the cool people I used to talk to are gone, domination is a drag, and my klan is sorta slow. What can I do?
Start a new klan. Think about what interests you most in the game. If you like trolling flamebate, bumemble a crack team of the site’s best trolls. If you just want a cool place to chill, make it and try to persuade some cool people to join you. Or starting yet another “POST YR _____” thread is good for at least a few hours of entertainment. |
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| Posted On: 01/30/2009 11:08PM |
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ezek Posted:
I’m only level 66 so I haven’t really experienced much of the new content yet. Ganking characters of the other faction never gets old. WoW correspondent seldon has some advice: “the wotlk stuff is kinda easy and when its hard, its just tedious. Id suggest finding a good group and exploring the dungeons theyre AWESOME”
Montressor Posted:
THIS IS NOT A TRIVIA THREAD I HAVE NO IDEA.
FAIL Posted:
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Femline Posted:
Shave, yo.
Mitnick Posted:
Grind the hell out of it and sell tons of them at auction so you’ll be rich.
Wylin Posted:
If the alcohol’s still flowing freely, stay on vacation. If the hangover’s starting to set in, time to go home. |
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| Posted On: 01/30/2009 11:26PM |
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OMG there’s this guy and I totally blew him in a broom closet and I got kicked out of school and my parents are mad at me and the guy won’t talk to me anymore and my principal’s a male reproductive organ but not the kind I want to suck and I’m so sad but I have this kitty and this puppy and they fight and they’re so cute and I totally want to breed them to make a puppykit or a kittypup, but Mom says that won’t work and Dad got a vasectomy and said he didn’t want more kids anymore and I don’t know why and I miss my boyfriend he left me when I got kicked out of school I totally think he’s mean because I mean it’s not my fault I got caught in that closet and he won’t even look at my mammary glands anymore and I’m mad ‘cuz my friends all say that if a guy likes you he’ll totally feel you up and stare at your chest and he won’t and I don’t understand but my kitty still loves me so everything’s going to be okay and I’m thinking about getting a fish because fish like mammary glands when they’re pressed up against the aquarium I read that in a magazine so it’s true and I just want someone to love me like my kitty does and I totally think your column is awesome because you totally know everything but you keep telling people to play that game with all the big boobied elf chicks and I think that’s totally sexist and I’m going to send pix of my mammary glands to everybody at the whole building where they make that game so they know what real mammary glands look like and maybe they’ll stare at my mammary glands and love me and I bet they make lots of money Mom said I should marry a rich guy and that I should dig for gold and I don’t know why she said that but I think it’s a good idea because gold’s pretty and OMG you totally helped me so much I love you!
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| Posted On: 01/31/2009 1:11AM |
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KrataLightblade Posted:
You’re quite welcome, dear. |
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| Posted On: 01/31/2009 3:53AM |
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How do I get this chick to move to oregon, and forget about the other, lesser, 49 states?
Make her see what’s in Oregon that’s so much more awesome than anywhere else. Then she doesn’t have a choice. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/04/2009 3:54AM |
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Dear kitty.
I feel le sad.
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| Posted On: 02/13/2009 5:35PM |
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My ostrich keeps looking at me like this: Log in to see images!
What is he trying to say?
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| Posted On: 02/13/2009 5:50PM |
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Dear Kitty:
Long time reader, first time writer. My question is this: if I posted my male reproductive organ on ForumWarz, how can I salvage a future career in politics?
May Have male reproductive organ Blocked Himself Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/13/2009 6:03PM |
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Dear Kittie, I have an annoying bf that licks me constantly, what can I do?!?!?! |
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 12:48AM |
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Echuu Posted:
I Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 02/16/2009 7:32AM |
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Possibly a Cabbage Posted:
“I can has cheezburger?”
Srsly though back away slowly because a hungry ostrich is a scary thing. I’ve been attacked by one at one of those stupid drive through safari parks. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2009 7:36AM |
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OrsonScottCard Posted:
If it comes back to haunt you, embrace it… Bill Clinton style. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2009 7:38AM |
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Gr33nWing Posted:
Depends where he’s licking you Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2009 7:38AM |
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Dear Kittie, I can’t get my child to sleep, what should I do?! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2009 7:44AM |
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Ducksrule Posted:
Benadryl. Or train him to play WoW so you can put his sleeplessness to good use. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2009 8:52AM |
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Dear Kittie, I can’t think of a question to post here! What should I do? I hope you can help me, MicRo-BreAtH hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2009 5:15PM |
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Dear Kittie – I tend to be attracted to and amused by the wrong type of people, plus I think they are like cradle robbing/pedo bear level younger than me. Wth, am I supposed to do about this? Log in to see images! Scarlett (not my real name) |
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| Posted On: 02/17/2009 3:49PM |
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