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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
24

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

I pretend to have bp...

Wondering if today is the day for a Tylenol party? Check your life for the following ten signs:

1. An abnormal obsession with dragons

2. An incorrect belief that you ARE a dragon

3. A previous history of suicide attempts

4. Showing any of the three behaviors in the serial killer triad (animal torture, bedwetting, fire-starting)

5. Obsession over a dead family member, especially in a sexual manner

6. Having a low IQ or learning disability

7. Having committed attempted murder

8. Enjoying the sexualized torture of small children

9. Worshiping Satan (or other equivalent dark forces)

10. Holding an undying hatred towards someone you only know on the Internet

If you meet three or more of the above criteria, it’s time to make like Gothzilla and GTFO.


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Endrin

Avatar: Boobs
2

Level 27 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Wondering if today is the day for a Tylenol party? Check your life for the following ten signs:

1. An abnormal obsession with dragons

2. An incorrect belief that you ARE a dragon

3. A previous history of suicide attempts

4. Showing any of the three behaviors in the serial killer triad (animal torture, bedwetting, fire-starting)

5. Obsession over a dead family member, especially in a sexual manner

6. Having a low IQ or learning disability

7. Having committed attempted murder

8. Enjoying the sexualized torture of small children

9. Worshiping Satan (or other equivalent dark forces)

10. Holding an undying hatred towards someone you only know on the Internet

If you meet three or more of the above criteria, it’s time to make like Gothzilla and GTFO.

Quoted for Truth

Thumbz

Avatar: Model Posing

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

This is pretty mean. I just got a little wet.


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
24

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

I pretend to have bp...

Thumbz Posted:

This is pretty mean. I just got a little wet.

Pics or it didn’t happen.


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Wondering if today is the day for a Tylenol party? Check your life for the following ten signs:

2. An incorrect belief that you ARE a dragon

FYIAD!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
24

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

I pretend to have bp...

Goatse II Posted:

FYIAD!

Sir, I think you may be a good candidate for suicide by Tylenol. Would you like me to Tubmail you a coupon? No point in dying in debt, right?


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Thumbz

Avatar: Model Posing

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Goatse II Posted:

FYIAD!

I smell a dragonfabulous person.


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Endrin

Avatar: Boobs
2

Level 27 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Or you could just walk in front of a bus. Cheaper, and you can spread the joy that is your death.

altLokiA2C5A

Avatar: Server Hacker
9

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

If you meet three or more of the above criteria, it’s time to make like Gothzilla and GTFO.

Quoted for win.

Also

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/23932

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
24

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

I pretend to have bp...

altLokiA2C5A Posted:

Quoted for win.

You saved yourself a troll for posting auction crap on this board. Congratulations, here’s a gold star.


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Thumbz

Avatar: Model Posing

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

You saved yourself a troll for posting auction crap on this board. Congratulations, here’s a gold star.

I meet at least two of those requirements, looks like I get to live.


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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11. You post like 900 times on forumwarz in less than a month

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/OrsonScottCard


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
24

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

I pretend to have bp...

Thumbz Posted:

I meet at least two of those requirements, looks like I get to live.

Let me guess: numbers 5 and 8, right? Log in to see images!


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Endrin

Avatar: Boobs
2

Level 27 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

You forgot the one about being so desperate to have someone look at you, that you will settle to be hated. Just so you know that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE notices you in all your pathetic glory.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

11. You post like 900 times on forumwarz in less than a month

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/OrsonScottCar

three and a half weeks man.

sad


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
24

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

I pretend to have bp...

Endrin Posted:

You forgot the one about being so desperate to have someone look at you, that you will settle to be hated. Just so you know that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE notices you in all your pathetic glory.

Who was this aimed at?


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Endrin

Avatar: Boobs
2

Level 27 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Who was this aimed at?

Pretty much all of the fabulous persons posting those annoying Dragons.

SirPrize

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 2 Hacker

“BASIC”

Well none of those apply to me. Guess I can keep living.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
24

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

I pretend to have bp...

SirPrize Posted:

Well none of those apply to me. Guess I can keep living.

Don’t bumume that, but at least it’s a start.


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Betrayed

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Wondering if today is the day for a Tylenol party? Check your life for the following ten signs:

1. An abnormal obsession with dragons

2. An incorrect belief that you ARE a dragon

3. A previous history of suicide attempts

4. Showing any of the three behaviors in the serial killer triad (animal torture, bedwetting, fire-starting)

5. Obsession over a dead family member, especially in a sexual manner

6. Having a low IQ or learning disability

7. Having committed attempted murder

8. Enjoying the sexualized torture of small children

9. Worshiping Satan (or other equivalent dark forces)

10. Holding an undying hatred towards someone you only know on the Internet

If you meet three or more of the above criteria, it’s time to make like Gothzilla and GTFO.

Even though these don’t apply to me. I still think it would be best to end my pathetic and miserable life. I have only to decide how to do it. Whether it should be by downing a mbumive amount of Tylenol or if I should find some other elaborate Tylenol related death…... Log in to see images!

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