OrsonScottCard Posted:

Wondering if today is the day for a Tylenol party? Check your life for the following ten signs:

1. An abnormal obsession with dragons

2. An incorrect belief that you ARE a dragon

3. A previous history of suicide attempts

4. Showing any of the three behaviors in the serial killer triad (animal torture, bedwetting, fire-starting)

5. Obsession over a dead family member, especially in a sexual manner

6. Having a low IQ or learning disability

7. Having committed attempted murder

8. Enjoying the sexualized torture of small children

9. Worshiping Satan (or other equivalent dark forces)

10. Holding an undying hatred towards someone you only know on the Internet

If you meet three or more of the above criteria, it’s time to make like Gothzilla and GTFO.

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