You want drugs? Oh, we have drugs. All the drugs you need to make your heart explode have a good time!

We still have books on txtng. No reserve! Buy it now! We You need these to go away this knowledge to function!

If you have a clit ring or if you just like letting your woman's genitals have some air, our girls all recommend these nice airy panties. We’ve made them part of their current uniforms, and they aren’t allowed to complain we’ve heard no complaints!

As an upgrade to our previous designs involving motherboards, low-tech high-tech monocles, and specially designed keyboards, now you can add a genius voice synthesizer, which will make you sound at least three times smarter. Just listen to this Plum podcast and see.

One of our girls is still doing remixes, but Yeeeeaaaaaaaah Boooyyyyyeeeee is she in a rut and stuck on this song, so they’re all on sale cheap. But them up before she gets famous!

Prepare for a drugged out weekend by visiting our Kyoubai shelves and buying all the drugs you know you want and need.

And, if you’re looking to watch some movies to see how they are while you’re tripping out of your mind, try these movie hacks.

And, we still think you should read, so start simple with a gide 2 txtng.

We may be busy organizing things, but our girls are diligently putting an extra supply of drugs up for your purchase, so enjoy!

We may still be working out our inventory, but we’ve got our girls working to keep your favorite drugs readily available for your rampant consumption.

Our girls are still doing an adequate job of providing you with the drugs you need. They can be a bit slow and our extra supervision is beginning to become tedious for us.

We do still have Books on TXTNG for your no reserve purchase.

We have been letting some of our girls keep up with their painting and digital arts, but what they’ve come up with is:

O M G Look At All These Kittens!

Our musically inclined girls seem to be in a slump, only giving a couple remixes of a Seal song and everyone’s favorite Yeeeeaaahh Boyyyyyyyeee.

Our girls may be extra empty headed this weekend, but they’ll give up entirely without encouragement, so bid high, bid early, and bid often!

Despite some difficulties, our girls are still keeping the drugs flowing, like giant blood cells in the veins of… drugs. Or something. Buy drugs.

Our musical ****s have finished up a couple remixes of some interesting spoken word tracks; Bush’s Glory and How Do You Teat an Ann Coulter? You might recognize some of the binary background tracks.

Just Buy It!

We’ve been far more quiet, but training a **** is a ****. We’ve gotten our girls to keep the drugs you love more readily available, still.

We do still have your favorite book available, with no reserve.

We took out bumped into a hacker with some extra stuff, so we’re putting it up here cheap to scatter the evidence. His painful flaming firewall, the annoying robot voice, his broken steampunk glbumes, and a stray ear. We put his server rack to better use, too.

We put our favorite large-breasts asian girl in front of the computer to make a list of friends she’s made out with as well as things that have been in her mouth, and we saved the random results of breasts meeting keyboard, since they are always popular. Predictably, she couldn’t help but try to find her favorite audiobook, and got us some virus infected files to take care of. We let out latina dominatrix sort her out, but we gave her some approriate music to listen to.

And, yes, we recorded the whole thing, and we have the codec instructions ready for you.

So, Just Buy It!

I’ll buy some 5-HTP’s for 5,000 Flezz, but no more. Right now I can afford 6. I don’t really need the drugs, but they’re a good security blanket.

Our girls have been having a bit of trouble keeping our quality drugs stocked, so we picked up a little bit more help. Unfortunately, this new help is that last of our Ex-Girlfriends, and now that we’ve enslaved won them all back, our source for our Ex-Girlfriend’s Cologne has dried up. They were using most of it anyway.

To make up for it, we had our girls put on a proper show for you, with our latina supervisor properly warming them up to appropriate music, then we let in the hobos and…, well, you’ll just have to buy it to see the rest.

We did let out biggest breasted best performing girl out of the show to write up everyone’s favorite lists of friends she’s made out with and things that have been in her mouth, and producing plenty of breast meets keyboard files. We even let her enjoy some inspiring words while she worked. For safety, we cleared off our screensaver and some useless program first.

Now, we have to talk to the Jerk Store about a stocking problem, so be sure to bid high, as our girls are punished for lack of sales crave your attention like whores which they are.

Does everything seem different to you? Things aren’t quite as you remember them?

We know what the trouble is. You’ve let yourself come down from a perpetual drug haze.

Buy yourself some drugs, kept stocked by our lovely stock ****s girls, and you’ll feel that lovely, familiar buzz in your heads once again.

Buy yourself some extra, so you can be sure you’ll never go without again!