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We still have books on txtng. No reserve! Buy it now! We You need these to go away this knowledge to function!

If you have a clit ring or if you just like letting your woman's genitals have some air, our girls all recommend these nice airy panties. We’ve made them part of their current uniforms, and they aren’t allowed to complain we’ve heard no complaints!

As an upgrade to our previous designs involving motherboards, low-tech high-tech monocles, and specially designed keyboards, now you can add a genius voice synthesizer, which will make you sound at least three times smarter. Just listen to this Plum podcast and see.

One of our girls is still doing remixes, but Yeeeeaaaaaaaah Boooyyyyyeeeee is she in a rut and stuck on this song, so they’re all on sale cheap. But them up before she gets famous!