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guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Have no fear, we’re whipping encouraging our girls to keep plenty of drugs available for your long weekend of pwnage!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls are still diligently stocking our Kyoubai shelves, keeping your drugs readily available. They know the consequences of failure.

We’re also still getting rid of books, including these books on breathing, txtng, and babies.

We’re also still providing incredibly incriminating bargain computer parts. A motherboard, software acceleration, a power glove, a Key Logger, and Deluxe Paperclip bumistant. Get all this for your computer, and you’ll have to wear Vulgariā„¢ Pretentious shades.

Our girls are still refining their art style, giving us a variety of new paintings and artsy-fartsy photographs, including:

Kama Sutranomicon: Using your Head

Lovely Path to Gold

Kama Sutranomicon: Two Are Better Than One

Hermione shows Harry

Kama Sutranomicon: Keep It in the Family

The Essence of Beauty

Life Through the Lens of Reality

Kama Sutranomicon: A Hot Piece of bum

A Smoking ****

A Fish’s Destiny

Kama Sutranomicon: Leave Your Mark

We think there might be something wrong with some of our girls

We are still working on ideas for new uniforms for our girls. With all this extra paint, these corset piercings, and all the knee-high socks laying around, we’ve had them modeling, but we always like to hear from our loyal customers, so feel free to give your suggestions.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls are keeping drugs available with our dire threats gentle encouragement.

Should you find anything lacking, do let us know and we shall enact our threats pbum the information along for them to act on.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Your flavor text is getting repetitive. Maybe hurting the stock girls some more will help that.Absolutely needless bump.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We’ve been a bit occupied digging around in the back of our junk antique closet, fishing out things to sell to you fine customers, but we’ve been keeping a close enough eye to be sure our girls are keeping the drugs flowing.

We’ve a pile of computer stuff to get rid of sell at a bargain, including live motherboards, speed disks, and the power glove with extra fingers. You’ll be so fast, you’ll need to wear shades to protect your eyes and get some piercings to hold you to your chair.

Letting our girls express themselves with art has been profitable therapeutic, but the music is starting to get to us, so we’re putting it up for sale. Music by The Hungarian Rapper, Usher, Rage Against the Man-Chine, , The Failures, Rektal Discharge, The Stompers, Dr. B. Arry, Andy male reproductive organ (comedy), Rick Astley, Fart 381, and a clbumic tune about a first post.

Get them now, before we have to listen to them again they’re gone!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

It’s the middle of the week. Our favorite way to pep ourselves up for the rest of the week is to take a handful of drugs. We recommend the same to all of our favorite customers.

We’re still clearing out books, so look at our books on txtng and breathing. No reserves, because we are so sick of these books it’s important that people know these things.

Our girls are still doing art, but we’re helping them focus on the more expensive refined styles, so we have some extra paint that just doesn’t do with the new painting techniques. We also have some knee-high socks since our girls have started to take to painting nude.

Astonishingly, we still have computer goods to get rid of. But, if the people we’re eliminating would stop making computer records, we wouldn’t need to keep taking them. Working motherboards, power glove, a Key Logger, a Paperclip bumistant, and the glbumes to look cool doing it.

Our girls are pretty much done with the materials they were studying for the art, so we have a listing of celebrity breasts, X Wing Fighter specs, some sort of hacker file, and some romantic comedy. We’re not sure exactly how some of this helped, but the results are clear.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You want drugs? We have some drugs. Why not check out our supply, so you can see we have everything you could ever need?

We’ve also got all sorts of things for the outside of your body. Power fingers, power glove, corset piercings (of power), and some Pretentious shades.

We may know what you want, but we’re always listening to you as well, so let us know if you want more.

And, as always, bid high, bid early and bid often.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls got a little overenthusiastic. What does that mean? Extra drugs for the weekend!

Now, more than ever, there are plenty of drugs for your recreational usage. Buy some extra for a real party!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Looks like you guys took care of our little overstocking problem. Great job!

But, we still have plenty of drugs for the rest of your long weekend.

Blah, blah, books on txtng and breathing. No reserve. Buy them! We hate them! Reading is fundamental.

Speaking of reading, we have proof that you were adopted. For some definition of ‘you’.

Need cheap computer parts? We’ve got you covered. We have motherboards with spinners, hacked programs, and powered fingers for a power glove. All sold cheap since owning these things might get you killed we support the computer arts. Or something.

Do you like the idea of the corset piercings, but don’t want to commit to the process? Why not try on the [url=http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/246383-chainmail-bikini] for size and see if you like the feel of metal rings against your skin you kinky ****?

Our girls are still working on their art, and the Pepper bum and Art from the Knife pictures are just a taste of what they have coming. But, one of our girls stumbled upon some cool shades and thought she’d try doing some music remixing. These may be first cuts, but he’s some samples:

I Still Don’t Want a War

Here’s Your Seat, ****!

****es Showing It For ****es

Stop! Crapping Time!

Andy male reproductive organ vs. Andy male reproductive organ

Let Me Out of Here!

Music is Pain

Revenge of the Descendants

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls are dutifully keeping our drug supplies available for your purchase.

We’ve been letting the girls do some data entry as well, but some of our best ‘endowed’ girls have been having a bit of trouble with their breasts hitting extra keys. But, if you’re interested in seeing the results when bare breasts meet keyboard, check out these two files of the results. Turns out, not even the Paperclip bumistant knows how to handle it.

Our artsy hoes are still doing good work and they are hoping to make enough money doing it so that they can stop participating in our other money making activities anxious to see how much our loyal customers like it.

Symphony of Colors

Hot bum: A Still Life

An Artist in Action

She is Flaming Hot

Kittens!

Body Art in Motion

Our audio remixing ****es are getting the hang of it, as well:

Bull Dykes Giving It Away

The Sounds of Pain

Sounds for the Dead

Britney: Alone and Out of Control

Our girls are desperate for approval anxiously waiting to see if their efforts are appreciated, so bid early, bid often, and bid high!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We suspect our girls may have been slacking while we were otherwise distracted, but we can see that we have plenty of drugs available for your purchase now. We’ll be keeping things under observation for a while.

We also suspect our girls may be using some things themselves, so we’re going to be taking a closer look at sales and we may be dropping some suspect product lines if we find the main ‘purchasers’ are our own conniving whores stock girls.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

The girls are keeping up and there’s plenty of drugs for your purchase.

We still have books on breathing and txtng! Why have you not bought them all! It’s good to learn but not for our grils, so these books have no reserve.

Do you feel like you aren’t meeting your full potential? We’ve found some interesting plans that suggest that with just two motherboards, some power fingers, a power glove, and a head post, corset piercing, and a clitoral ring you can make the ultimate cyberwoman. We recommend some cool shades to complete the look.

The plans are a little vague as to if you should start with a living girl or a dead girl, so we recommend adoption and, if it didn’t work on the living girl, you have the dead girl ready and, worst case, you have a dead girl that no one’s looking for.

Finally, what’s this we keep hearing about Master Balls? We will have to investigate further.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our storeroom may not be as overflowing with junk rare finds, but our girls are still keeping our drugs readily available for your purchase.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Drugs for your weekend? We’ve got plenty for you.

Want to look smart out at the bar? Try reading this book on txtng and you’ll seem literate without seeming intellectual.

Going for that goth look? Get yourself a corset piercing and a clit piercings, show them off at the club and you’ll be the most popular goth girl there.

Worried about your hand ‘skillz’? Pick up a power glove and some power fingers and your hands will go all night.

Want to take someone to a ‘private’ movie? Get yourself a couple motherboards, a streamlined OS, a dedicated processor, and guide to movie hacks and you’ll have your own ‘clothing optional’ theater in no time.

Having trouble finding that ‘perfect someone’? Why not start at the source and go for adoption and train them to be perfect? All the cool kids are doing it.

Just buy it! Do it for the kittens or the pussies.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls are doing a diligent job of keeping our Kyoubai shelves stocked. Still, we’re keeping our eyes on them.

Having seen the interest, we asked one of our most full breasted girls to take some time and write out a list of friends she’s made out with. In the process, she had a few stray keyboard incidents with her breasts, which you seem to enjoy. Somehow, she managed to find an infected file, but maybe you’d like that, too.

We’ve gotten some feedback on a new private movie set up. With a power glove for controls, a set of glbumes for display, and some movie hack software, you can be watching movies without letting anyone else enjoy them.

We haven’t been letting our artsy girls put their talents to waste, either. We have a number of new pictures from them:

A Sexualized Self Portrait

Sexuality in Youth

The Sexiest Fire

The Sexiness of Scarring

Sexiness Through Bangs

Kittens! (but Sexy)

Sexy, Sexy Math from Fermat

They seem to have sex on the brain which is just the way we like them.

Bid high so our girls will feel like someone loves them. Yeah, Boy!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We remain fully stocked on drugs, so buy, buy, buy yourself to happiness.

Out of reading material? We aren’t! Get yourself a book on txtng!

Want some piercings? We have too many, so get yourself a head piercing or a clit ring!

Want to increase your typing speed? Well, with a motherboard with an enhanced processor connected to some prosthetic fingers, you could be typing a mile a minute, literally.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls are doing a decent job of keeping the drugs ready for your weekend parties.

The last effort was popular, so we have one of our girls give us another list of people she’s made out with, with another file of breast typing and another virus infected file. Trust us, it’s just as hot the second time.

Yeeeaaah Boyyyyeeee, our girl has made a nice remix about hogtying and gang raping. It’s awesome, Yeeeeeaaahhh, Boyyyyyeeeee!

Do it for the kittens. Bid high and bid often!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

With all the excitement coming from mastering balls or whatever though our girls mastered balls long ago, it could be easy to forget all about the tasty and effective drugs you so enjoy consuming.

But, despite the inundation of balls which they find quite distracting, our girls have remained focused on bringing you plenty of drugs for your consumption.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Lest you think we have neglected other aspects of our sales, have no fear. While drugs will always remain our primary contraband, we will be bringing you other things as well for the foreseeable future.

We have seen advances in our high speed typing plans. While live motherboards and prosthetic fingers are still the key features, by adding a mbumively complicated monocle you can see what you’re typing while you look at other things.

Do you have a clit piercings but are frustrated about having to remove your skirt *and* your panties to show it off? Try these new easy display panties and you won’t have to take off anything to show someone your piercings or to **** them senseless after. It’s only good sense, so buy them!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

With all the Master Ball excitement, you might think that drugs would fade to the background. But, our girls have been ignoring all the balls no small feat for these ****s and have been keeping our drugs available for your enjoyment along with some other things.

We also still have plenty of books on txtng, always listed with no reserve.

For everyone with a clit ring they like to show off, we have another set of panties specially designed for ease of display.

Our internet research ****s team have found some interesting plans for a more intense gaming experience. Apparently, a couple prosthetic fingers and a specially designed keyboard make for highly responsive controls and a mbumive monocle gives a nearly realistic display, though you may need a secondary motherboard to get everything going.

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