It is always nice to see you all taking our advice and buying more than enough drugs to keep you happy all day long.

It may have seemed as though our supplies were running low, but never fear, we have fully restocked and have plenty of drugs for everyone!

Boo, taxes. Hooray, drugs!

We were laying a little low in this time of governmental money grabbing, but our well-dogreat timesented lies completely legitimate dogreat timesentation is away and we’re celebrating with a giant pile of drugs. Join the party and buy up all the drugs you can while you can!

Looks like everybody’s working stocking up for the weekend.

We’ve got all the drugs you need with all the ones you want, mixed together in a lovely drug male reproductive organtail (the drugs go down smooth with a bit shot of alcohol).

Also, since our doc’s kits are so popular, we have more serotonin and tonsil kits available.

We also have some Pictures of YOU from our security cameras with a blooper clip from our attempt at 1,000 man great times video (pro tip: women do need to breathe).

We’re still clearing out our fetish closet the back of our warehouse, so we’ve put up another book about flaming and a pop-up book game full of scents.

Our neighborhood surgeon has come by as well, with some more home surgeries for tonsils and serotonin, as well as a few extra fingers he had laying around.

We really need to get this junk valuable merchandise our of our warehouse because we’ve caught our stock ****s playing with each other one too many times without a camera we need the space for exciting new crimes merchandise that is bound to be coming. As such, aside from the surgeries (which we are selling on commission) these items from our closet back row crates have no reserves!

Bid early, bid often, bid high!

The weekend is drawing to a close. Don’t let ‘exhaustion’ slow you down. Drug yourself up and party until you can’t move anymore! Drugs are fully available for your pleasure!

Also, we have another video of our hot, big-breasted milf stock girls ‘dealing’ with some lovely latina ‘customers’.

We are once more restocked with all your favorite drugs, just in time for your long Monday.

Our book disposal plan sale collection includes a scratch and sniff book, a book on flaming, a book on txtng, a book on breathing, a pop-up book on sex, and an autographed first edition (sbumy!).

Our good surgeon has provided a home tonsil surgery as well as a few more advanced finger options.

We’ve also gone through out junk pile antique section and put up some things for sale:

A sound file of a boy and girl who don’t talk or hear well

An image that definately won’t shock you unless that’s you in the picture, since it’s a hidden camera

Our current favorite video of our lovely stock milfs

A whole soccer team (and boy were they cramped)

A handy indentification number for your arm (so you can always find it)

Two pairs of Mary janes (perfect for looking up skirts)

A set of the now coveted Dragon Balls (no wishes used)

One of the controversial Master Balls (empty)

A tattoo of someone’s crossed out name

Some sexy, sexy reading glbumes (they even make our stock girls look smart)

Some electical tape (not as exciting, but lots of sexy uses)

A spinal tap (with smiley face)

A stigmata (great for carrying round things)

Everything must go, so you must bid! Take our drugs until you want all our merchandise!

We have once again restocked our supplies, providing you with plenty of the drugs you love to take to excess!

My drugs hurt. I think I need more head.Bump.

Our stocks were running down, but our virtual shelves have been refilled by our diligent stock girls who’ve learned their lesson from yesterday.

We have also put up books on breathing, txtng, flaming, and sexing (pop-up). All with no reserve, so buy up some books and get learning!

Our fetish closet back store room has a lot more room in it for exciting new sex toys and games, but we still have a crossed out name tattoo, some sexy smart-girl glbumes, and some sexy electrical tape.

Never let it be said we don’t have balls, either. We have them in Dragon and Master varieties.

Our surgeon may still be missing, but we still have plenty of advanced fingers. We also came across a couple self-applied piercings, so we thought we’offer them up, too.

Worried about losing your arms? Use this handy tracking number and you’ll always know your arms.

Need a team of little girls to kick things for you?

We got an odd call from the Jerk Store. Apparently, they’re out of you.

And, finally, we’ve let our whores girls branch out into art. We’re proud of their use of materials in producing this abstract Blood Spatter Art.

It’s Friday night and time for you to go out and party, totally wasted on drugs. Don’t worry, we have the drugs you need to prepare!

We’ve also put up an interesting scratch & sniff book, a book to help your weekend sexxing, and a handy number to keep track of your arms..

And, if you’d like to prepare, we’ve brought you a new video of our hot asian ****s stock girls and their new, big-breasted latina ‘trainee’ to get you going.