We are once more restocked with all your favorite drugs, just in time for your long Monday.
Our book disposal plan sale collection includes a scratch and sniff book, a book on flaming, a book on txtng, a book on breathing, a pop-up book on sex, and an autographed first edition (sbumy!).
Our good surgeon has provided a home tonsil surgery as well as a few more advanced finger options.
We’ve also gone through out junk pile antique section and put up some things for sale:
A sound file of a boy and girl who don’t talk or hear well
An image that definately won’t shock you unless that’s you in the picture, since it’s a hidden camera
Our current favorite video of our lovely stock milfs
A whole soccer team (and boy were they cramped)
A handy indentification number for your arm (so you can always find it)
Two pairs of Mary janes (perfect for looking up skirts)
A set of the now coveted Dragon Balls (no wishes used)
One of the controversial Master Balls (empty)
A tattoo of someone’s crossed out name
Some sexy, sexy reading glbumes (they even make our stock girls look smart)
Some electical tape (not as exciting, but lots of sexy uses)
A spinal tap (with smiley face)
A stigmata (great for carrying round things)
Everything must go, so you must bid! Take our drugs until you want all our merchandise!