Acid Flux Posted:

You know, I was just discussing a similar idea with someone else:

I’m thinking of a banner, similar in size to what Kyoubai has.

I’m see a rustic wood paneling background (think Cracker Barrel or any other home-style country restaurant). On the left side is a caricature of my avatar (a bald headed red skull) with a big toothy smile and near-googly eyes, dressed in a brown cowboy hat, blue long sleeve bumon up shirt, jeans and cowboy boots, holding out his left arm toward the center of the banner, as if directing people inside. On the right side is a ‘female’ version of the same character, but this time with blonde curls, a blue bonnet and apron, holding up a frying pan with bacon & eggs frying up. She also has a welcoming smile on her face. In the center, written in dark lettering to appear to be wood-smoked carvings, the words:

Acid Flux’s

Country Kitchen

&

Flea Market

Now, if you can do something like that and it looks awesome enough for me to use, I think I’d probably pay at least 2 BP for that. More if it was animated (preferably both an animated & non-animated version, just in case)

The art payments r quite low for the effort it takes.

(Especially the animated one)

I would do them if i had the time (better motivation would also be nice)

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I’d like to apply for stock…er…boy?

Couple quick questions, though:

1. Do you want us to check *just* the links, or also search for drugs to be sure they’re in stock?

2. Should we also scan through this thread for suggestions/requests for new products?

3. Do you want the list of what’s needed both is tubmail and in this thread, for your ease?

I normally log into FW about 2-3 times per day, but I’m fine with keeping a tab open on it while I’m online, and checking regularly as well.

Thanks.

Acid Flux Posted:

You know, I was just discussing a similar idea with someone else:

I’m thinking of a banner, similar in size to what Kyoubai has.

I’m see a rustic wood paneling background (think Cracker Barrel or any other home-style country restaurant). On the left side is a caricature of my avatar (a bald headed red skull) with a big toothy smile and near-googly eyes, dressed in a brown cowboy hat, blue long sleeve bumon up shirt, jeans and cowboy boots, holding out his left arm toward the center of the banner, as if directing people inside. On the right side is a ‘female’ version of the same character, but this time with blonde curls, a blue bonnet and apron, holding up a frying pan with bacon & eggs frying up. She also has a welcoming smile on her face. In the center, written in dark lettering to appear to be wood-smoked carvings, the words:

Acid Flux’s

Country Kitchen

&

Flea Market

Now, if you can do something like that and it looks awesome enough for me to use, I think I’d probably pay at least 2 BP for that. More if it was animated (preferably both an animated & non-animated version, just in case)

i think i can do that…

the non-animated one would be the one described above…

but for the animated one, i was thinking of a flashing ATTENTION!! in one scene. then

other scenes describing a line or two from the sidewalk signature thing….. then ending with the non-animated pic… does the flipping eggs have to have animated flipping? i could do that on the non-animated one, but with the animated one i may be a bit too lazy…Log in to see images! or i could copy paste….

txt example:

ATTENTION!!!(flashing black and white)/

Looking for a great deal on all of your Equipment and Consumables? /

Then come on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!! /

Low Prices on the Gear You Need!

Fetishes, Books, Glbumes & MOAR! /

All items for sale at rock bottom prices! /

(text written on a rock on the ground?)

The Pharmacy at the store is NOW OPEN AND FULLY STOCKED! Get great deals on all the DRUGS YOU NEED!

(written on enlarged Log in to see images!)/

NEW!!!Guest Book Contest!

WIN UP TO FIFTEEN (15) BROWNIE POINTS!!!

(written on a blank book)/

(non-animated pic)/

repeat

the / divide each scene and the () are suggestions on the scene

generichaxor Posted:

The art payments r quite low for the effort it takes.

(Especially the animated one)

I would do them if i had the time (better motivation would also be nice)

i don’t mind doing it… cause its better to get a few brownie points than none at all…Log in to see images! Jarwain edited this message on 01/29/2009 8:01PM

Dude, if it looks as awesome as I think it will, you’ll get more than just a few Brownie Points.

Feel free to get in touch with me if you have some preliminary sketches.

thanks for your confidenceLog in to see images!

now i just have to get to work

I’d like to take all three of those jobs on the first page, just tubmail me if I can.

i can do w.e job u can use me in

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Jarwain Posted:

Im just curious… what’s your motivation to this shop? your determination to make it the best, like with the store front? where does it all come from? your beginning in forumwarz? a bet? an attempt to help all who need help by giving discounted stuffs?

He said he makes millions.