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Gay I need some advice D:

NOTTIE

Avatar: Pink Dress

[WeChall]

Level 8 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

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I need some advice….But first I have to explain a few things…So I have three friends. One’s Evan, the other Doug, and a girl Jane.

Evan is gay. Doug was molested ages eleven through fifteen by a man. Doug likes gay sex, goes on gay chat cams and stuff. He hasn’t really done much with a girl and his experience with a guy has been limited to the molester from our understanding…

Jane and Doug are extremely close. Their relationship reflects a mother-son relationship and is kinda creepy to see. He must hold her when they go out and doesn’t go places with us without her. He is extremely dependent on her.

Evan and Doug started hooking up just recently. We all have sleepovers and they do stuff. It’s happened three or four times. The relations are kept secret and Doug doesn’t say anything to anyone. Evan has told us though.

Just yesterday Doug was hitting on Jane and he made out with her. Jane was not all up for it but allowed it just because it was so shocking and sudden. Later on during that sleepover, Doug and Evan started to hand job. Doug and Evan were on the bed and Jane and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.’ I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought ‘Now forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air!’ I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later.’ I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

My advice is to kill yourself.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

did satan make you do this?


NOTTIE

Avatar: Pink Dress

[WeChall]

Level 8 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

guys i’m serious :[

NOTTIE

Avatar: Pink Dress

[WeChall]

Level 8 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

if i got a tatoo maybe all my problems would be ok Log in to see images!

TEH Man

Avatar: 60598 Tue Nov 04 22:52:30 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

successful troll is successful


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

NOTTIE Posted:

if i got a tatoo maybe all my problems would be ok Log in to see images!

GET A MUDKIP TATTOO- I DID AND EVER SINCE THEN MY LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT AWESOME


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

My advice?

gb2 www.topix.com


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

NOTTIE

Avatar: Pink Dress

[WeChall]

Level 8 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Fingerz Posted:

GET A MUDKIP TATTOO- I DID AND EVER SINCE THEN MY LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT AWESOME

awwwwwwwwweeeeehh! THANKS yOU= FINGERZ I WILL DO MY BEST Log in to see images!

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

I WENT TO INCIT TODAY


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

hahah i love bel airs like this.

‘whoa wtf is this story… aww hell naw”

i wish i was the guy getting molestation/bi action. thrice the fun imo


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

was Posted:

My advice is to kill yourself.

Use Tylenol. Become an hero.


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