I am going to use this thread to post all of FalconFour’s INTERNET RAGE, because frankly my inbox can’t hold it.

FalconFour Posted:

Commence: “Not hearing the end of this”.

Okay, this bumhurt bull**** has gone on long enough.

Yep, the second my COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY unjust and outright abusive ban expired, I popped right back on and started writing this. This isn’t just “HURR IM A fabulous personGET AND LIEK ACTING A PRIK”...

I don’t know what your ****ing vendetta against me is, but you’re a ****ing MODERATOR for ****’s sake. You don’t go around looking for excuses to ban people your bum hurts over. You don’t invent bull**** stories and lies to get people riled up and haet against people. That’s the bull**** that the members of fwz are supposed to be doing. “That’s CIA crap”, even!

So I want to settle this ****ing bull**** once and for all. I’ve already exchanged numerous emails with ET about this, and he doesn’t seem to be remotely interested in anything at all involving mod-member relations. So I’m pretty much ****ing on my own here. I’m just so

****ing sick of being afraid of treading around with a mod that thinks it’s appropriate to take out a personal beef on a member by abusing mod tools. Especially someone of your age and maturity. That’s ****ing grade-school ****!

First of all I want you to prove any single part of your “final word on falconfour” story. I want to see these photoshopped screenshots that Fingerz supposedly came up with. Because for some reason, I get the feeling that you actually believe the **** you spilled out on the keyboard and we’re both just stuck on a lock of “who’s bull****ting who”. I can tell you that what I wrote in the cinematic was the best of my knowledge – that there is, effectively, nothing in that “final word” topic that’s actually true. If we can resolve that, then maybe you can see that I’m not a lying sonova**** that manipulates mods or whatever.

No, I’m not happy, and no I’m not going to sugarcoat this message, because dead honestly I’m ****ing blinded in rage at the moment. Hopefully you can find the decency to actually give me a civil reply, and we can work upwards to “civility” from here. Thanks.

More rage…

FalconFour Posted:

The forums and moderator tools aren’t a flippin’ GAME! How hard is that to realize? Your moderator is treating this like a big game for the lulz and all that crap. And as a result, I can’t ENJOY the LULZ of the game because your mod thinks that inventing stories, twisting rules, and using bumhurt to ban people is FUN.

Look, I’m not the one telling you to constantly make a big extended tl;dr deal out of everything. But every time you reply it’s provoking me into explaining more, talking more, and otherwise wasting more of your time, when it should really just be as simple as “oh my god what a boatload of crap did my moderator just do to one of my paying members, I’m sorry, I’ll tell him to cut that crap out”. No, instead, for some reason you seem to make the problem worse by doing the EXACT opposite of what ought to be done…

You’re not “forced” to give me a permaban, that’s bullcrap. Hell, I don’t even know why the hell you think that’s even *remotely* appropriate. If you don’t like me bringing your mod-related drama to you, then why the hell do you hire a moderator that’s nothing but drama, then all the other moderators say “sorry, talk to Evil Trout”? The guy is a ****ing loose cannon and you are the only person I can turn to.

What I would like is just an actual moment of your time, if you could possibly clear off just a half hour chunk of your unusually packed schedule to get on gTalk without just blocking me right off the bat… and perhaps we can get a little more done than just I talk, and you blow up at me. I would much appreciate a civilized conversation regarding all these events.

You may also notice that I still haven’t created any so-called “illegal multis” because I have respect for you and believe in all honesty that you’re capable of seeing through this bullcrap and understanding the truth in the matter, and that I’ll get my legitimate account back if I don’t go abusing the system while I’m banned. I put up with all the last three bull****-bans without re-registering as I was so openly invited to do. I still trust that you have the decency to work through this bull**** ban as well.

Hall of ****ing Won

what

Here’s some older rage…

FalconFour Posted:

Yeah it’s just an internet game, but being b& for complete and utter BS like this quickly turns the internet game into an internet courtroom… everybody’s all “srs bsnss, srs bsnss, srs bsnss” with me right now but it really is! I can’t possibly let this go knowing that it was brought on by a little bumhurt conspiracy where MCB was bumhurt about the klan mod thing and Fingerz used that against me…

I don’t exactly know what I should be targeting my “Yes I’ll change” promise at, considering as though there was… really… nothing I did wrong that anyone’s been able to tell me… I didn’t lie, I didn’t manipulate the mods… I didn’t do anything MCB is accusing me of. But I guess I could say I’ll be more careful about what posts I report to protect my privacy in the future… but seriously, if people (like fingerz) start thinking it’s lulzy to go around posting my real name (especially after this fiasco) when I CLEARLY don’t wish it to be posted, shouldn’t it be my right to protect myself against that under the whole “no posting personal information” rule

postin on da first page

FalconFour Posted:

Banhammer got a hell of an earful on his inbox.

Seriously, I timed that ban expiration to the exact minute, lol. Look at the time of my post in that topic where Banhammer flipped a ****… lol

That was the last tubmail he sent me.

hey guys wats going on i am confused

And another reply…

FalconFour Posted:

Please just tell me I’m being trolled hard.

And then I sang to him: