Can I be like you? Maybe if I get a frontal lobotomy and huff paint thinner 16 hours a day? Teach me how to lose control of my bowel movements. Please.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

killing celerysteve’s microrection itt

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

killing celerysteve’s microrection itt

Wasn’t erect. The trick is to let it flop around like stuffed bunny. Not go all springboard style like a woodpecker.

Stop trolling and whip your male reproductive organ out. Take the pepsi challenge. What are you afraid of?

Fran, stick the entire keyboard in your vag. Do it.

celerysteve reduced to tears itt

Celerysteve Posted:

I would but I just smashed my entire keyboard, the desk, and a family of seven to bits with my ginormous horse male reproductive organ. Man, I am so hung. Luckily I was able to rebumemble the pieces with the gravitational pull of my mammoth ****ing weiner.

you have a small male reproductive organ

You guys are trolling me so hard. I’m really frustrated about it too. I keep falling for it. Man I look dumb.

You guys are like this guy:

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And I’m like this guy:

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Pull the string and I’ll wink at you, I’m your puppet

I’ll do funny things if you want me to, I’m your puppet

I’ll be yours to have and to hold

Darling you’ve got full control of your puppet

Pull another string and I’ll kiss your lips, I’m your puppet

Snap your finger and I’ll turn you some flips, I’m your puppet

Your every wish is my command

All you gotta do is wiggle your little hand

I’m your puppet, I’m your puppet

I’m just a toy, just a funny boy

That makes you laugh when you’re blue

I’ll be wonderful, do just what I’m told

I’ll do anything for you

I’m your puppet, I’m your puppet

Pull them little strings and I’ll sing you a song, I’m your puppet

Make me do right or make me do wrong, I’m your puppet

Treat me good and I’ll do anything

I’m just a puppet an you hold my string, I’m your puppet

Yeah, I’m your puppet

Walking, talking, living, loving puppet

I’m hanging on a string girl, I’ll do anything now

I’m a walking, talking, living, loving puppet, and I love you

I’m a smiling happy face when you want me to

Even make you happy when you’re feeling blue

Why don’t you STFU, you ****in’ little fabulous person. Nobody likes you. You dork ****in retard loser. Just kill yourself you gay piece of ****. You’re a ****ing waste of oxygen, you ****in anal-born aids baby.

Oh is that the male reproductive organ you sucked last night? Thanks for telling me that, dude. Good to know.