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Gay Post here if you're bumhurt about not getting in on the turkey action.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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So there’s a whole storyline-offshoot built around people that happened to:

– be there when the turkey was in the ppwn shoppe

– notice the turkey in the ppwn shoppe

– not have gotten rid of the turkey out of curiosity

– had enough   to buy the turkey at the time

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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
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Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Lol Garfield.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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inb4

bumhurt fgt Posted:

FalconFour Posted:

bumhurt

some short bangs are right up your alley

or

bumhurt fgt Posted:

FalconFour Posted:

bumhurt

no u


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

i am bumhurt

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

why bother with that ****? that storyline would suck aswell like the rest of the game

greggcarson

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Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Im rather annoyed at it, now that I have hit endgame all I have left to do is whore out for e peen, this is just one less i can get.


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ZoDa

Avatar: 92205 Mon Feb 16 13:10:34 -0500 2009
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

It was a little bit too expensive for me as for now Log in to see images!


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Missed it.


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Green porno!

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Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
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[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

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Join And Win +12 internetz and a free cookie tub me for invite

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Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Angry hobo Posted:

why bother with that ****? that storyline would suck aswell like the rest of the game

Also,

FalconFour Posted:

bumhurt

But I would have bought it if I had the  . Probably didn’t miss much, though.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

A bumhurt fabulous person is YOU!

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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

you can get rid of the turkey?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

WHOA WHERE’S MY TURKEY ITS GONE

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Angry hobo Posted:

why bother with that ****? that storyline would suck aswell like the rest of the game

QFT


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Goatse II Posted:

QFT

Angry Homo’s alts don’t count as independent comments.

Retroactively ignoring this.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I feel it really unfair for me. Everyday I visit the shop about 1 hour after rollover to check if there’s anything interesting there. It was no different that Thursday. I looked at the shop carefully enough and I believe I didn’t miss anything. I went to the forum and there was this Acid Flux guy who was doing the shop report everyday but he didn’t see it either. Obviously it wasn’t there at the time we were looking.

The next time I visited the forum I was surprised to see this topic by Banhammer about a turkey I had never heard of. I checked the shop again but the turkey was nowhere to be found. People started discussing about the new turkey puzzle, of which I was an outcast.

I have always attempted to buy the turkey from various people, with generous offers. But due to the lack of a trading system no one really considered them. And when I saw the shiny new peens, I knew that it was the end.

Oh and btw, if this was one of the Flezz sink solutions ET mentioned, it wasn’t as successful as he expected it to be. Because not only me, but many other people on the Flezz leaderboard also missed it. So, next time, he should try to reach more people with his new updates.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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quangntenemy Posted:

I feel it really unfair for me. Everyday I visit the shop about 1 hour after rollover to check if there’s anything interesting there. It was no different that Thursday. I looked at the shop carefully enough and I believe I didn’t miss anything. I went to the forum and there was this Acid Flux guy who was doing the shop report everyday but he didn’t see it either. Obviously it wasn’t there at the time we were looking.

The next time I visited the forum I was surprised to see this topic by Banhammer about a turkey I had never heard of. I checked the shop again but the turkey was nowhere to be found. People started discussing about the new turkey puzzle, of which I was an outcast.

I have always attempted to buy the turkey from various people, with generous offers. But due to the lack of a trading system no one really considered them. And when I saw the shiny new peens, I knew that it was the end.

Oh and btw, if this was one of the Flezz sink solutions ET mentioned, it wasn’t as successful as he expected it to be. Because not only me, but many other people on the Flezz leaderboard also missed it. So, next time, he should try to reach more people with his new updates.

/r/ b& for non-rp in rp forum

also: great post is great


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