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Feature Who's buying the turkey?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’m just curious. Who’s going to buy it? I have just enough   to get it, but that’ll leave me almost broke. Still, it’s tempting… So tempting…

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

why are these thanksgiving threads in game discussion

-theres a turkey? what?

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 11/27/2008 1:32PM

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

why are these thanksgiving threads in game discussion

Since the turkey is in the Ppwn Shoppe, so it’s game related.

I bought the turkey anyway (I have to burn my flezz on something!)

-Ghost-

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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I have not been in the endgame long enough to afford that kind of ****.

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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

I bought it

Now I’m almost broke

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Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

No, I am poor.

I only have 200,000-ish flezz.

Beavis-Dragon

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Level 56 Emo Kid

Douchebag to the Stars!!!!!!

I think it’s a trap… or a peen lure???????

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Beavis-Dragon Posted:

I think it’s a trap… or a peen lure???????

who cares about peens its thanksgiving dawg

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

can you say fleeeeeeez sink

(ps thanks for supporting THE MAN)

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Epeen involved tbh. If you have the money, buy it.

But i might be wrong.

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

It’s a trap!

Keyboard Fox

Avatar: 589 Thu Oct 16 07:12:31 -0400 2008
11

[The Protected]

Level 61 Troll

“Grendel”

Now I wish I’d been grinding instead of going for a streak.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

ALAS! I only have 1/3rd as much cash as it would take to get it. Log in to see images!

Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

This delectable turkey dinner serves as a reminder of the time when those lovely Indians offered food and land to the early American pilgrims, and asked for nothing in return except their scalps.

You could eat it, sure, although it’s still festering with smallpox and several other unidentified plagues. Also, the Ppwn Shoppe owner has been known to warm it up and use it as a woman's genitals substitute in his many lengthy masturbation sessions.

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Or maybe you can sell it for more   in the near future. Go for it.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

to anyone who bought it, how much does it resell for? Just in case it really is just a trap

Scary_Retard-
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I just bought the turkey and now I can’t find it under anything consumables or junk or equipment. My guess is that once you bought it your so hungry that you eat it right away.

And it doesn’t show up in the Ppwn Shoppe

no e-peen yet

SR6

Scary_Retard_6 edited this message on 11/27/2008 2:41PM

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Adapt Posted:

to anyone who bought it, how much does it resell for? Just in case it really is just a trap


You can’t sell it.

Scary_Retard_6 Posted:

I just bought the turkey and now I can’t find it under anything consumables or junk or equipment. My guess is that once you bought it your so hungry that you eat it right away.

And it doesn’t show up in the Ppwn Shoppe

no e-peen yet

SR6


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xXx-Fallen_A-
ngel-xXx

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Level 39 Camwhore

“Lingeriepist”

I already have the flezz peen so I went ahead and bought it because I enjoy spading the game for you guys.

It has no resale value at all. I’d venture a guess that it’s a flezz sink that might happen to have an e-peen attached if you are partial to that sort of thing.

Of course there might not be any turkeys left in the store tomorrow so you better act now!

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