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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Actually I’m willing to bet that the price had something to do with that frugality stat.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I think the price was consistent, and kemix was just really confused.

Mine did cost what Nicco said, I just misremembered. I was a lot closer than kemix, though.

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

its not a unique peen but its a p exclusive one, so glad i finally caught a few of these types of peens…no one else can get em its in the history books now

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

its not a unique peen but its a p exclusive one, so glad i finally caught a few of these types of peens…no one else can get em its in the history books now

go youLog in to see images!

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

BlankTH Posted:

go youLog in to see images!

i missed a bunch of easy ones lately that a lotta ppl got, sucked cuz i like extra peens Log in to see images!

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

i missed a bunch of easy ones lately that a lotta ppl got, sucked cuz i like extra peens Log in to see images!

-to suck on since everything else sucks

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

Evil Trout Posted:

Also, sorry but it’s our policy to not post dialogue trees or solutions to puzzles.

Really? News to me.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Zeta Posted:

Really? News to me.

CZ didn’t post that, users did. If users who chose option paths for Starving chose to post what options they took and the results, CZ wouldn’t censor it.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

can we buy the turkey for xmas at a low cost?

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i dont think its possible now to wiki it since everyone already did it and didnt record their choices, plus its moot info now since it was an exclusive contest/peen to sink all the rich ppls coin..(BETTER be an exclusive type peen)

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Physics Posted:

can we buy the turkey for xmas at a low cost?

hell no there should be a new santa peen or some ****, stay away from my turkey peen

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

It seems she only contacted higher level people. No wait people with MUNNY,

Colonel Bear edited this message on 12/01/2008 6:56PM

Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

Largehardoncollider Posted:

It seems she only contacted higher level people.

it’s 3.6 million to buy the turkey, only a higher level character would have soo much.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Largehardoncollider Posted:

It seems she only contacted higher level people.

That’s because higher level people were most likely to have the  3.6 mil necessary to buy the turkey on the day it was available, which is what started the whole quest.

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i had to sell some gear to make the grade but i thought there was peen invloved plus one can always make more  

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

If you still have the turkey I’ll buy it for  1m – final offer Log in to see images!

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Ok, I’m almost done with it.

Unf unf unf unf…

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

MC Banhammer Posted:

CZ didn’t post that, users did. If users who chose option paths for Starving chose to post what options they took and the results, CZ wouldn’t censor it.

We won’t censor it but we don’t really encourage it, either.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

We won’t censor it but we don’t really encourage it, either.

I only added it to the walkthrough, dunno why people posted that on his page. Removed.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fran Posted:

dunno why people posted that on his page

Because the question came up again and again and again, and despite multiple threads about it, and the (IMO) obviousness of the strategy to beat it, people weren’t getting it. So eventually I supplied someone with the answers, because it’s no fun to play a game where for whatever reason you absolutely cannot come up with the answers required to proceed in the game, and he added it to the wiki, which is called spoilerpedia for a reason.

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