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Acid Flux's Awesome Ppwn Shoppe Report – Updated Regularly! (Check for the Weekly Trivia Question!) | |||||||
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Due to popular demand, we’re going to have a continual thread regarding the Ppwn Shoppe. It won’t just be for the Daily Glbumes Report. Oh no. We’re going to have much more than that. Here, you can discuss new and interesting finds in the Ppwn Shoppe, like that Colonial Turkey we were offered on Thanksgiving, or make suggestions for what new pieces of gear you’d like to see made available. We can discuss the question of whether or not EmoKids should be allowed to wear glbumes, and if the Re-Res should be given a new category called ’Protective Headgear’.
I’ll update this post regularly with the newest info about which Glbumes are currently available in the Ppwn Shoppe, and we’ll even have a weekly trivia question that you can try to be the first to answer. Plus, whatever else pops into my head.
For all the Newbies out there, first off; Welcome to ForumWarz. As you may or may not know, the Ppwn Shoppe is the place that you go to sell your Junk to make your Flezz. But did you know that you can buy Equipment in the Ppwn Shoppe as well? In fact, if you’re a Troll, Hacker or PermaNoob, this is the only place you can find Glbumes. CamWhores have their own shop (two, actually) where they can buy Glbumes. But, unfortunately, we aren’t allowed in there. Something about a dress code and having to wear pants. Prudes. But, sometimes when a CamWhore gets bored with her Glbumes, she dumps them off at the Ppwn Shoppe. And that’s where we come in! Everyday, you should check the Ppwn Shoppe to see if there are any new Glbumes to be purchased. There are a lot of different Glbumes, each of which grant certain benefits. Whether it’s a +5 to your Douchebaggery Attribute, or +9 to both your Offense & Defense, Glbumes can give you the edge you need to take on those tougher forums. You can check this page in the Wikipedia to learn more about Glbumes.
Eventually, you’ll be able to afford the insanely powerful Versnatche™ Earbleeders. But you have to get lucky enough to find them when they’re in the Ppwn Shoppe. And that’s where this thread comes in. The primary purpose is to help keep other players informed about the newest Glbumes in the Ppwn Shoppe. Think of it as a friendly reminder to check the Ppwn Shoppe regularly for great offers. For example, even if you haven’t yet paid for Access to Episode Two (and you really, really should, it’s well worth it), you can still find equipment for sale that is normally only available to Episode Two Players.
Special thanks go to Fran for the idea!
So, here we go! |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:36PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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12/21/2008 —- Okay, now we’re talkin’! The second best glbumes are in the Shoppe. Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty
Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty Log in to see images! Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty * Max Sexiness +500 * Charisma +22 * Offense +10 * Defense +14
The “haute countercouture” glbumes are way too expensive for an actual jobless, filthy hippie to afford.
But then again, the “Free Love” era is long gone. This is the dawning of the Age of the Camwhore: paying credit for virtual sex.
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Keep adding to the Collection! Acid Flux edited this message on 12/22/2008 8:26AM |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:37PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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This Week’s Trivia Question!
Why is it so tiny, tee hee? Waa, Waa, Wawawawa!
We have a Winner!
Aurum Posted: Log in to see images! Visit Giant in the Playground for the awesome webcomic Order of the Stick! Follow the story of Vaarsuvius, the most powerful hermaphrodite in the known Universe, and his/her best friend, Belkar Bitterleaf, the World’s Smallest Mbum Murderer!
Congratulations to Aurum! **************************************************
Hint: All trivia questions are inspired by the Internet, since this is a parody game about the Internet and all.
NEW! The first player to get two Trivia Questions correct earns a Brownie Point! Acid Flux edited this message on 12/14/2008 9:24AM |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:38PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Trivia Question Archive!
Week One: What is Cotton Candy made of?woman's genitalshurt Posted: |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:39PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Awesome! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:40PM | View Fran's Profile | # | ||||||
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This thread is Mod Approved.
If that means anything at all. |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:45PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Ah! License to run amok! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:46PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wheres the trivia question? |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:47PM | View Unintelligencer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Unintelligencer Posted:
Coming Soon! |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 7:47PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Acid Flux Posted:
Crazy Star glbumes: Dbaggery +150
Glbumes Glbumes: Ego +50
See here:
http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Glbumes
IMO there could be more; glbumes with focus on def and off that don’t touch the secondary stat, or glbumes for hackers, of which there are none.
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 8:43PM | View Fortunato's Profile | # | ||||||
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When I sell something does it really go to the ppwn shoppe? I think it should be like that. |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 8:50PM | View LROSENBERG1996's Profile | # | ||||||
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/r/ing glbumes for Emo Kids. |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 8:50PM | View Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX Posted:
I have no emokid alts, and I agree with this request.
However, if that happens then I humbly request new shoes, as Episode 2 didn’t come with any. |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 8:53PM | View SimplyTHEBEST's Profile | # | ||||||
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LROSENBERG1996 Posted:
Nah, I just made that part up. Artistic License and ****. |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 10:12PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
Guess this is the thread to comment on how terrible those Douchebaggery glbumes are. Trolls have no shortage of it whatsoever, and consumables to restore it come cheap – stat glbumes are much better. |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 10:15PM | View Maha's Profile | # | ||||||
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Trivia Question is up! See third post. |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 10:16PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Acid Flux Posted:
Cotton? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 10:17PM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
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Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX Posted:
Yeah, I thought glbumes were part of the “Essential Emo Kid Stereotype”? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 10:18PM | View Bloody Serenade's Profile | # | ||||||
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quangntenemy Posted: |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 10:19PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Acid Flux Posted: |
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Posted On: 11/29/2008 10:22PM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||