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Flezz Acid Flux's Awesome Ppwn Shoppe Report – Updated Regularly! (Check for the Weekly Trivia Question!)

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Due to popular demand, we’re going to have a continual thread regarding the Ppwn Shoppe. It won’t just be for the Daily Glbumes Report. Oh no. We’re going to have much more than that. Here, you can discuss new and interesting finds in the Ppwn Shoppe, like that Colonial Turkey we were offered on Thanksgiving, or make suggestions for what new pieces of gear you’d like to see made available. We can discuss the question of whether or not EmoKids should be allowed to wear glbumes, and if the Re-Res should be given a new category called ’Protective Headgear’.

I’ll update this post regularly with the newest info about which Glbumes are currently available in the Ppwn Shoppe, and we’ll even have a weekly trivia question that you can try to be the first to answer. Plus, whatever else pops into my head.

For all the Newbies out there, first off; Welcome to ForumWarz. As you may or may not know, the Ppwn Shoppe is the place that you go to sell your Junk to make your Flezz. But did you know that you can buy Equipment in the Ppwn Shoppe as well? In fact, if you’re a Troll, Hacker or PermaNoob, this is the only place you can find Glbumes. CamWhores have their own shop (two, actually) where they can buy Glbumes. But, unfortunately, we aren’t allowed in there. Something about a dress code and having to wear pants.

Prudes.

But, sometimes when a CamWhore gets bored with her Glbumes, she dumps them off at the Ppwn Shoppe. And that’s where we come in! Everyday, you should check the Ppwn Shoppe to see if there are any new Glbumes to be purchased. There are a lot of different Glbumes, each of which grant certain benefits. Whether it’s a +5 to your Douchebaggery Attribute, or +9 to both your Offense & Defense, Glbumes can give you the edge you need to take on those tougher forums.

You can check this page in the Wikipedia to learn more about Glbumes.

Eventually, you’ll be able to afford the insanely powerful Versnatche™ Earbleeders. But you have to get lucky enough to find them when they’re in the Ppwn Shoppe. And that’s where this thread comes in. The primary purpose is to help keep other players informed about the newest Glbumes in the Ppwn Shoppe. Think of it as a friendly reminder to check the Ppwn Shoppe regularly for great offers. For example, even if you haven’t yet paid for Access to Episode Two (and you really, really should, it’s well worth it), you can still find equipment for sale that is normally only available to Episode Two Players.

Special thanks go to Fran for the idea!

So, here we go!

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

12/21/2008 —- Okay, now we’re talkin’! The second best glbumes are in the Shoppe. Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty

Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty

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Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty

* Max Sexiness +500

* Charisma +22

* Offense +10

* Defense +14

The “haute countercouture” glbumes are way too expensive for an actual jobless, filthy hippie to afford.

But then again, the “Free Love” era is long gone. This is the dawning of the Age of the Camwhore: paying credit for virtual sex.

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Keep adding to the Collection!

Acid Flux edited this message on 12/22/2008 8:26AM

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

This Week’s Trivia Question!

Why is it so tiny, tee hee?

Waa, Waa, Wawawawa!

We have a Winner!

Aurum Posted:

* “C’mon, c’mon, Daddy needs some new skill points!” [WAA!] [Waa!] [wawawawa!] “Ooooo…weapon shrinkage.” “Tee hee, it’s so tiny!” “DAMN IT!” [PING!] “Ooh! Skill points!” “DAMN IT!”

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Visit Giant in the Playground for the awesome webcomic Order of the Stick! Follow the story of Vaarsuvius, the most powerful hermaphrodite in the known Universe, and his/her best friend, Belkar Bitterleaf, the World’s Smallest Mbum Murderer!

Congratulations to Aurum!

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Hint: All trivia questions are inspired by the Internet, since this is a parody game about the Internet and all.

NEW! The first player to get two Trivia Questions correct earns a Brownie Point!

Acid Flux edited this message on 12/14/2008 9:24AM

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Trivia Question Archive!

Week One: What is Cotton Candy made of?

woman's genitalshurt Posted:

Crappy alt seys:Cotton candy is made out of Cyanide and Happiness Log in to see images!

Visit Cyanide & Happiness for some awesomely disturbing humor!

Week Two: Why can’t I print?

Johnny Mac Posted:

We see that problem a lot this time of year. Do you have your lights up?

The bulbs are on the same frequency as the printer. Also festive hats generate static electricity.

All that stuff needs to be burned.

Merry Christmas.

Visit Penny Arcade for your daily dose of Semi-Dark Humor. It’s like Semi-Dark Chocolate but without the pleasant aftertaste. Sort of like your Grandmother.

Week Three:Why is it so tiny, tee hee?

Aurum Posted:

* “C’mon, c’mon, Daddy needs some new skill points!” [WAA!] [Waa!] [wawawawa!] “Ooooo…weapon shrinkage.” “Tee hee, it’s so tiny!” “DAMN IT!” [PING!] “Ooh! Skill points!” “DAMN IT!”

Visit Giant in the Playground for the awesome webcomic Order of the Stick! Follow the story of Vaarsuvius, the most powerful hermaphrodite in the known Universe, and his/her best friend, Belkar Bitterleaf, the World’s Smallest Mbum Murderer!

Acid Flux edited this message on 12/14/2008 9:27AM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Awesome! Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

This thread is Mod Approved.

If that means anything at all.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

This thread is Mod Approved.

If that means anything at all.

Ah! License to run amok! Log in to see images!

Unintelligen-
cer

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Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

Wheres the trivia question?

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Unintelligencer Posted:

Wheres the trivia question?

Coming Soon!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Acid Flux Posted:

So, how about it? Any talk yet of designing new glbumes for the new clbumes?

Crazy Star glbumes: Dbaggery +150

Glbumes Glbumes: Ego +50

See here:

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Glbumes

IMO there could be more; glbumes with focus on def and off that don’t touch the secondary stat, or glbumes for hackers, of which there are none.

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
33

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

When I sell something does it really go to the ppwn shoppe? I think it should be like that.

Xx-EmO_4_LiF-
e-xX

Avatar: 65619 Wed Dec 17 19:40:04 -0500 2008
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

/r/ing glbumes for Emo Kids.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX Posted:

/r/ing glbumes for Emo Kids.

I have no emokid alts, and I agree with this request.

However, if that happens then I humbly request new shoes, as Episode 2 didn’t come with any.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

LROSENBERG1996 Posted:

When I sell something does it really go to the ppwn shoppe? I think it should be like that.

Nah, I just made that part up. Artistic License and ****.

Maha

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Guess this is the thread to comment on how terrible those Douchebaggery glbumes are. Trolls have no shortage of it whatsoever, and consumables to restore it come cheap – stat glbumes are much better.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Trivia Question is up! See third post.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Acid Flux Posted:

This Week’s Trivia Question!

What is Cotton Candy made of?

Hint: All trivia questions are inspired by the Internet, since this is a parody game about the Internet and all.

Cotton? Log in to see images!

Bloody Seren-
ade

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
10

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX Posted:

/r/ing glbumes for Emo Kids.

Yeah, I thought glbumes were part of the “Essential Emo Kid Stereotype”? Log in to see images!

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

quangntenemy Posted:

Cotton? Log in to see images!

Incorrect. Please try again next week. Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Acid Flux Posted:

Incorrect. Please try again next week. Log in to see images!

What? You never said only one entry per week Log in to see images!

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