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Acid Flux's Awesome Ppwn Shoppe Report – Updated Regularly! (Check for the Weekly Trivia Question!) | |||||||
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No. No Cotton Candy. Sorry. You’ll have to ask your mother. |
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Posted On: 11/30/2008 2:30PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Acid Flux Posted:
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 7:58AM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hey! There’s a wierd item there too, spaminator 2000 software. It’s not available to hackers or at warez or von nuemann’s! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:58PM | View Godpear's Profile | # | ||||||
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LOL Czarnian Assassin edited this message on 12/01/2008 10:03PM |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 10:03PM | Czarnian bumbumi... | # | ||||||
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Luchesi Posted:
Can any Hacker with access to Episode 2 Shops confirm that this is a Unique Item?
Edit: Never mind, it’s a ‘Useless Junk’ category item. But thanks for spotting and reporting, Luchesi! Acid Flux edited this message on 12/01/2008 10:05PM |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 10:03PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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It is. |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 10:05PM | View 8-Bit Raepdog's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hmm, so for software collectors, this might be a necessary grab. I know there are a few people out there that like to keep certain types of items. And thematically, it does make sense for a Hacker to have ‘Useless’ Software.
Hmm, I wonder, what if there was a way to reclbumify your favorite Junk Items as ‘Personal Favorites’? That way, you could keep your oddball collection and still do a mbum Junk selloff evry day at the Ppwn Shoppe. |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 10:07PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Acid Flux Posted:
That and unique equipment would be cool. |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 10:10PM | View Raepdog's Profile | # | ||||||
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Interesting; it looks like you can now buy your own copy of Net Tranny OverProtect™ for a mere pittance at the Ppwn Shoppe. |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 7:17AM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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I just purchased two Net Trannies, so I don’t see any real problem with getting more of them.
Poll: How many Net Trannies should I buy? |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 7:36AM | View SimplyTHEBEST's Profile | # | ||||||
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SimplyTHEBEST Posted:
Note that once you finish Li’l pony groomers with this on and talk to li’l billy, there’s no way to remove net trannie. You’re stuck with it and never able to go into li’l pony groomers with all the pedos under normal cirgreat timesstances. |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 8:32PM | View Fortunato's Profile | # | ||||||
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Dog Spray is in the Ppwn Shoppe. Dont buy it. |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 8:33PM | View Raepdog's Profile | # | ||||||
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I already had a lot of nettranny’s from von neumann. for free. although it was a lot more clicking |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 8:37PM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
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**** I bought it thinking it was an item you could sell like cd software.. |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 8:41PM | View Raepdog's Profile | # | ||||||
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12/03/2008 —- Gay-Ban™ Aviator Glbumes Log in to see images! Gay-Ban™ * Max Sexiness +150 * Charisma +6 * Offense +8 These Gay-Ban aviators are so sexy, they’ve been known to turn gay men straight on sight alone…and occasionally, straight men bi (for some reason).
This is what Kelly McGillis’ character in Top Gun wore, the day she proved that “DVDA” is not merely theoretical. Goose, Slider, Maverick and Wolfman all shoved their male reproductive organs into her crotchal holes simultaneously, giving new meaning to the term “wingman.” |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 8:16AM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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12/04/2008 —- Gay-Ban™ Aviator Glbumes... again Log in to see images! Gay-Ban™ * Max Sexiness +150 * Charisma +6 * Offense +8 These Gay-Ban aviators are so sexy, they’ve been known to turn gay men straight on sight alone…and occasionally, straight men bi (for some reason).
This is what Kelly McGillis’ character in Top Gun wore, the day she proved that “DVDA” is not merely theoretical. Goose, Slider, Maverick and Wolfman all shoved their male reproductive organs into her crotchal holes simultaneously, giving new meaning to the term “wingman.”
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Edit: Hmm, it appears that this is the second time in a row that we’ve had the same glbumes (and it looks like similar items) in the Ppwn Shoppe for two days in a row. Has anyone else noticed this? Acid Flux edited this message on 12/04/2008 9:11AM |
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Posted On: 12/04/2008 9:09AM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Acid Flux Posted:
The reset counter thing is broken. You’ll notices that you didn’t get any deliveries either.
For some reason, we did get visits though. |
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Posted On: 12/04/2008 9:13AM | View King Krimson's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ah, that explains it. Well then, I guess the Report will have to be delayed for a bit. |
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Posted On: 12/04/2008 9:29AM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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12/04/2008 —- Reading Glbumes & Crazy Star Glbumes
Reading Glbumes Log in to see images! * Max Sexiness +5
Ah, your trusty ol’ readin’ glbumes. Cain’t forgit these on your way to the drugstore to pick up yer gubmint-sponsored ‘scription drugs! The text on them thar bottles is so gosh-darn small, how they reckon anyone’s could s’posed to read ‘em?
Consarn it!
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Crazy Star Glbumes Log in to see images! * Max Douchebaggery +50
Do you suffer from too much sex with multiple hot women? Put on these glbumes and your problem — consistently rabid, sweaty, monkey sex with many gorgeous females — will plague you no longer.
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Keep adding to the Collection!
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Posted On: 12/04/2008 10:49AM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Seriously, emo kids should get to wear glbumes. Not just because of the whole balancing flezz earning between clbumes thing (re-re’s can get more charisma than me? What?) but also because glbumes are a huge part of emo kid flavor… |
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Posted On: 12/04/2008 1:52PM | View ShadyPixels's Profile | # | ||||||