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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

LOL I thought this thread was going to be about Yahoo answers. Honest.

Fortunato Posted:

When you stop posting.

Why is the cloud?

Because the atmosphere.

What would it be like if the sky were black?

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Because the rain.

Why does my chest hurt so bad?

EDIT: Damnit. Same time again.

Shii edited this message on 12/17/2008 3:39PM

dirtanimal

Avatar: Corset 2
6

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Shii Posted:

Because the rain.

Why does my chest hurt so bad?

EDIT: Damnit. Same time again.

Because you’re obese

Can a hard male reproductive organ break?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

dirtanimal Posted:

Because you’re obese

Can a hard male reproductive organ break?

fapping too long.

why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

AntiRules187 Posted:

fapping too long.

why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Because we all failed basic English.

How can I best serve the Almighty Fran?

Log in to see images!

Itaku

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 6 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

you cant.

how are babys made?

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

girl get praegant

Why do I hear sparks?

SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

because you are hearing sparks..

Why do men think a womans bum is hot?

abitdark

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Because if you look at them from up top they are shaped like a heart.

Where the hell is my coffee??

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

The coffee is not really coffee at all, but a extremely civilized world of brown alien life forms, who have replaced your coffee with cyanide mixed with **** and taken your coffee back to their home planet for testing.

What is a man?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

The most arrogant and ignorant of all animals.

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

-14 mph.

What happens when two falcon punches collide?

FrootPunch

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Zeta Posted:

-14 mph.

What happens when two falcon punches collide?

You get an explosion that nearly equals the power of Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick.

How I mine for fish?

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

mine in the aquarocks

how do i stoled bike?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Just so you all know: shrtcat quit Fwz forever.

Meyler

Avatar: Server Hacker

[INCITEwhores]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Xemnas Posted:

mine in the aquarocks

how do i stoled bike?

use bike stoleding quipment

why did the chikin cross the road

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Meyler Posted:

use bike stoleding quipment

why did the chikin cross the road

I glued it to the stoled bike.

How do I make my male reproductive organ longer?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

take it out of your bum.

How do I shot web?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

AntiRules187 Posted:

take it out of your bum.

How do I shot web?


Use a Beretta.

How do I get my mom to stop walking around naked?

Meyler

Avatar: Server Hacker

[INCITEwhores]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Use a Beretta.

How do I get my mom to stop walking around naked?


slap her till she ****s


where do the storks that bring babies come from
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