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shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Deaths-Mbumacre Posted:

why are black peope black?

Because they can’t afford purple paint?

What made you necro bump my gay thread?

i eet ure sol

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

shrtcat Posted:

Because they can’t afford purple paint?

What made you necro bump my gay thread?

Because a hat will win the election.

Why not answer with another question?

i eet ure sol

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

i eet ure sol Posted:

Because a hat will win the election.

Why not answer with another question?

OH **** WHY DID I DO THAT?

Why are people showing general disinterest?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

i eet ure sol Posted:

OH **** WHY DID I DO THAT?

Why are people showing general disinterest?

Because this is a terrible idea, but amuses me none the less.

Why am I not doing my homework like I should be?

Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

shrtcat Posted:

Because this is a terrible idea, but amuses me none the less.

Why am I not doing my homework like I should be?

Because Mexicans stole your textbooks.

Why is the sky blue?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Oliver Kloshoff Posted:

Why is the sky blue?

It’s not, it’s actually rainbow-coloured, but our eyes lost the ability to see happiness, because of the internet.

Why do cows go “oink oink”?

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

They don’t do that. You’re just insane and your mind is playing tricks on you.

What is worse than an apple?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

LROSENBERG1996 Posted:

What is worse than an apple?

Angry 9-year-old girls that have apples shoved up their Va-J-J’s

Why aren’t more people posting?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Bump.

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Because you’re a bore. OH, DISSSSSS.

Why don’t I have a boyfriend?

Storm****er

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Because there is a dinosaur eating all the contestants.

Why is my knee hurting?

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

PatchTheDarknut Posted:

Because you’re a bore. OH, DISSSSSS.

Why don’t I have a boyfriend?

because you’re a hideous octopus freak with six mouths. Plus, when they get close enough to you, you eat them.

Why did I start reviewing ‘My Immortal’? It has brought me nothing but pain.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Storm****er Posted:

Because there is a dinosaur eating all the contestants.

Why is my knee hurting?

Because you posted at the same time as Patch..

Why am I not answerting Krimson’s question insted?

shrtcat edited this message on 11/30/2008 3:28PM

Storm****er

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

shrtcat Posted:

Because you posted at the same time as Patch..

Why am I not answerting Krimson’s question insted?

Because I was actually answering Patch’s question.

Would Krimson be ignored forever?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Storm****er Posted:

Because I was actually answering Patch’s question.

Would Krimson be ignored forever?

No, the other one.

Why R U so st00pide?

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

MY MOMMY SAYS I’M SPECIAL

Why do people drop pennies on the ground so much?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Zeta Posted:

Why do people drop pennies on the ground so much?

Because not enough people are posting on this ****ty thread of mine.

Why don’t dime or nickels get dropped insted?

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

shrtcat Posted:

Because not enough people are posting on this ****ty thread of mine.

Why don’t dime or nickels get dropped insted?

Because of the (-) ions.

Why are Ken and Barbie having so much fun?

s7r4NG3JuGs

Avatar: Baby Typing

Level 11 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

when does this game get fun?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

s7r4NG3JuGs Posted:

when does this game get fun?

When you stop posting.

Why is the cloud?

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