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Macho Petition to increase bumholes back to 10 scoops destroyed

SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

Inertia Posted:

But what’s the point of dealing damage if you’re not going to win anyway?

Fun?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

SG94 Posted:

Fun?

Is it?

also, thanks bumhole

SHODAN

Avatar: 56565 Thu Oct 16 09:19:29 -0400 2008
2

[Citadel]

Level 35 Hacker

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone.

I’ll sign this.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

The Grinning Man Posted:

I can’t tell whether inertia is trolling us (inadvertent or not) but I’ll try to lay out the reasoning for why some people like to play spoiler rather than just live and let live.

In my case I am typically unavailable during domination end times thus unless I just happen to be free that week, my primary chance of medals happens in the opening weeks of the season when I can utterly crush my bracket. In most of the other weeks I can build up a pretty decent position but the inability to play cards during end time kills my ability to react to a changing pod.

Thus in order to have some impact on the game I’ll act as artillery and help other people in the klan get medals and/or male reproductive organblock people in other klans. For me the medals are secondary to actually being able to influence the game in a meaningful way.

Many of the european players are horribly impacted by the endtime as well and have taken to artillery roles as well.

Finally a small percentage of players (scully is chief among these) simply like nuking the opposition and emptying the pod of all scoops. These players have consistently pushed for a destructor medal so that destruction focused players can actually medal.

Alright, if it’s for klan I can understand. But why overpower this already powerful artillery?

It’s powerful enough as it is imo. It’s fair that it wakes several people working together to take down one guy from the top.

btw, not trolling

Inertia edited this message on 11/19/2008 1:03PM

Bonkenhi

Avatar: 75529 Sat Nov 22 17:24:38 -0500 2008
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Signed. Some people just win by looping all the damn time…

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Inertia Posted:

why is this? you can also do a pistachio loop/klan raid to gain the 200 scoops instead of bringing down the other person

1) Because ****ing with other people and bringing them down is fun/can be a part of strategy to make yourself win and why the cards created are called “bumhole” and “destroyer” and not “be friends” and “give them scoops!”

2)Because not everyone has time to do raids

3)Because bringing down the other person IS PART OF THE GAME – and you have to sacrifice your own scoops to do so which is why it’s not like most people go around destroying **** and dom is boring

But I can see already you’re one of those limpwristed people that gets bumhurt when you get scoops destroyed so you just hoard shields and MI’s until the last 10 minutes of the game/just like to hoard hundreds of scoops and earn medals in an easy non-competitive manner… aka a boring player.

Given the minimal destruction the jerk cards produce there’s not enough incentive to use 4 scoops of your own which is why they should be more powerful.

Also, in revival of scully’s idea, petition for biggest bumhole/destroyer peen for being a jerk in dom… plskthx.

iamsmike

Avatar: 40107 Sat Nov 15 23:10:16 -0500 2008
2

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

This goes both ways, though. I mean, upping the bumhole to 10 doesn’t only **** with the guy in first place, it means that the guy in first place can bumhole someone down who’s getting a bit too close for comfort, and then what the **** is second place going to do, 10 scoops down and without any cards?

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

iamsmike Posted:

This goes both ways, though. I mean, upping the bumhole to 10 doesn’t only **** with the guy in first place, it means that the guy in first place can bumhole someone down who’s getting a bit too close for comfort, and then what the **** is second place going to do, 10 scoops down and without any cards?

BUT BUT…. BUT…. THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE TO BUY AN bumHOLE AND NOT HOARD SHIELDS OR MODEST IMPROVEMENTS OMG NOOOO

YOU ARE SUCH A JERKKKK!!!!

Xypher

Avatar: 43749 Wed Nov 12 09:54:31 -0500 2008
10

Level 36 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

iamsmike Posted:

This goes both ways, though. I mean, upping the bumhole to 10 doesn’t only **** with the guy in first place, it means that the guy in first place can bumhole someone down who’s getting a bit too close for comfort, and then what the **** is second place going to do, 10 scoops down and without any cards?

No bumholes only work on the highest scoop individual in a pod.

So in order to do what you are saying the scoop leader would need to card down until he is lower than the new leader and then bumhole him. While that can be somewhat useful in certain cirgreat timesstances in practice it’s not that great of a move because you can’t always reliably draw an bumhole when you card down.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Xypher Posted:

No bumholes only work on the highest scoop individual in a pod.

So in order to do what you are saying the scoop leader would need to card down until he is lower than the new leader and then bumhole him. While that can be somewhat useful in certain cirgreat timesstances in practice it’s not that great of a move because you can’t always reliably draw an bumhole when you card down.

carding down at the start of the week can bring strategic advantages, especially if that means your nearest competitor is at the top and getting hit by everyone else

also you can use other cards on your nearest competitor if you don’t want to card down for the bumhole

dom is about strategy, not the easiest way to medal… though it seems to be that way most weeks in most brackets

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

There is always going to be a serious division in Domination.

Some people want to play Domination as a pvp style game, and some want to play for the medals/peens. Some want both. Those who play solely for an increased medal count and peens will probably never understand why those who want a game that is more interesting and vital are in fact willing to give up some medals and peens to get it.

Considering what a troll heavy site this is, I’m always surprised that more Domination griefing doesn’t happen anyway.

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

scullyangel Posted:

Considering what a troll heavy site this is, I’m always surprised that more Domination griefing doesn’t happen anyway.

Honestly I suspect the sheer amount of time it takes to card down a large number of alts is a major factor.

If I could purchase more than one card at a time that would save me a freaking ton of time and leave me more willing to bumhole people to death with all my alts.

Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Signed. And it would be cool to introduce some of those new cards that were being considered, as well.

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Vuron Posted:

Honestly I suspect the sheer amount of time it takes to card down a large number of alts is a major factor.

If I could purchase more than one card at a time that would save me a freaking ton of time and leave me more willing to bumhole people to death with all my alts.

Agreed. In the meantime, I keep http://www.forumwarz.com/domination/purchase_card on my toolbar. It helps.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Right there with you. Even with the card cap, I’ve been lazy about it lately. I have scoops sitting out on most my characters this week.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

elenaratelimit Posted:

1) Because ****ing with other people and bringing them down is fun/can be a part of strategy to make yourself win and why the cards created are called “bumhole” and “destroyer” and not “be friends” and “give them scoops!”

2)Because not everyone has time to do raids

3)Because bringing down the other person IS PART OF THE GAME – and you have to sacrifice your own scoops to do so which is why it’s not like most people go around destroying **** and dom is boring

But I can see already you’re one of those limpwristed people that gets bumhurt when you get scoops destroyed so you just hoard shields and MI’s until the last 10 minutes of the game/just like to hoard hundreds of scoops and earn medals in an easy non-competitive manner… aka a boring player.

Given the minimal destruction the jerk cards produce there’s not enough incentive to use 4 scoops of your own which is why they should be more powerful.

Also, in revival of scully’s idea, petition for biggest bumhole/destroyer peen for being a jerk in dom… plskthx.

Eh, I don’t get bumhurt when I see I have no chance for medal, so I don’t have to go “If I can’t have it, he can’t too”. Be a gentleman and concede your inadequacy. Unless you have a grudge against the guy or something.

I wonder what you guys are like IRL

It’s funny though when people deliberately attack others to get them into a tie

fibrebiz

Avatar: Boobs
7

Level 26 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

I say we make the bumhole really deserving of it’s name.

Don’t hold back!

(If this is a petition then I sign)

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Inertia Posted:

Eh, I don’t get bumhurt when I see I have no chance for medal, so I don’t have to go “If I can’t have it, he can’t too”. Be a gentleman and concede your inadequacy. Unless you have a grudge against the guy or something.

I wonder what you guys are like IRL

It’s funny though when people deliberately attack others to get them into a tie

lol it’s a game called DOMINATION, the whole point is to destroy/be an bumhole/thief to get on top and to annoy people (which is why they make you click through a screen saying YOU HAVE BEEN SCREWED! Log in to see images! )

stop trying to impose your moral bull**** on a competitive game…

it has nothing to do with being a gentleman, you either play or you don’t play – and if you play then part of that is ****ing with people… just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s “wrong”

also I have now made a mental note to forever bombard you with bumholes destroyers and thieves if I see you in a bracket

ps – I am a terrible person in real life and kids cry just by being in my proximity, just so you don’t have to use up time wondering Log in to see images!

i eet ure sol

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

scullyangel Posted:

Last I heard, BINGEBOT he was debating the idea of The bumhole doing 10 if the user had less than 4 scoops, 6 if 4+.

I very much agree with Vuron, brackets have become boring and are clogged up with people who clearly aren’t playing. They’re picking up huge pistachio and accidental solo vanilla and it’s really reduced any strategy beyond looping for scoops and hoping that no one else is in a better spot on their loop. It reminds me of the problems we saw with early klan vanilla when all klan members got scoops. We’d see random inactive or barely active players loaded with scoops and effectively shielding everyone.

So, yes, The bumhole could use a boost back to it’s 10 scoop power.

Maybe a good thing would be a theme week to test a boosted bumhole and a destruction based medal. Dom seriously needs a pick me up.

Seconded.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

This thread is turning out to be very detrimental to my future in Domination.

Maybe cause I just saw Barry Lyndon, my brain is loaded with chivalrous thoughts.

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