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Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
9.09"
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

Finally, something to spend my money on!
Posted On: 11/16/2008 11:22AM
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SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
14.16"
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

BaconSupreme Posted:

That would be expensive as hell. Like  1,000,000 or something.Log in to see images!

HA! Try a minimum of 10,000,000. The earbleeders have a base cost of around 600,000, and those glbumes would put the earbleeders to shame.

Edit: Typo

SimplyTHEBEST edited this message on 11/16/2008 11:24AM
Posted On: 11/16/2008 11:22AM
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BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008
7.55"

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

HA! Try a minimum of 10,000,000. The earbleeders have a base cost of around 1,000,000, and those glbumes would put the earbleeders to shame.

...

The Spex Offender Wiki page needs to be fixed, then.
Posted On: 11/16/2008 11:24AM
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7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
7.78"
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Good find. I thank you on behalf of all trolls. Now I can be a sexy troll.
Posted On: 11/16/2008 2:30PM
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Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
7.49"
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Saw it earlier, didn’t care, ‘cause I have the Versnatche Earbleeders.
Posted On: 11/16/2008 2:43PM
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anaughtymbum

Avatar: Ron Paul
5.59"

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Damn, I only have 67,332 Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/16/2008 2:44PM
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Montressor

Avatar: 77535 Tue Jan 13 09:44:11 -0500 2009
10.99"
16

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor]

Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

YES

Gambled from 80K to 200K and managed to find enough to sell to make the remaining 80K! WOOOOO!
Posted On: 11/16/2008 5:19PM
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Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
17.36"
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

My camwhore has the Versnatche’s (coincidentally enough early on in the game, the first ones I bought were the colored contacts). Before today my hacker only had Superfly blacks, but now got some nice contacts to sport. If I couldn’t one-shot threads before, I can now.
Posted On: 11/16/2008 5:52PM
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Soth

Avatar: Middle Finger
11.31"
19

[The Protected]

Level 66 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I’m droppin’ bombs now, thankfully I got to the level cap and don’t really need to use consumables anymore, so I’ve been hiding my flezz under my pillow waiting for opportunities like this.
Posted On: 11/16/2008 7:11PM
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Gordon Frohm-
an

Avatar: 80306 Tue Dec 09 00:37:45 -0500 2008
6.14"

Level 23 Permanoob

RAP ABOUT THIS, HIPPIE! RAP ABOUT THE MEDKIT I AM SHOVING INTO YOUR BRAIN!

dammit im 10000 flezz short! Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/16/2008 7:21PM
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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
21.67"
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Gordon Frohman Posted:

dammit im 10000 flezz short! Log in to see images!

Gamblebot may be your friend. Or perhaps not.

The other option is patience. This is, what, the third day we’ve seen good stuff in the Ppwn Shoppe, so there’s going to be more, and better stuff appearing there in time.

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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
17.77"
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

when a better one comes up you will regret spending money on this one
Posted On: 11/16/2008 9:23PM
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Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
17.36"
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Sure, there’s regret if you’re going for topping the flezz leaderboard or don’t have the money snatch- I mean stashed away…. which I do. I just had nothing to spend my money on after I got 4 beast0r cables.
Posted On: 11/16/2008 9:32PM
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Bonkenhi

Avatar: 75529 Sat Nov 22 17:24:38 -0500 2008
10.75"
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Inertia Posted:

when a better one comes up you will regret spending money on this one

Georgio Ahmhorni™

* Max Sexiness +400

* Charisma +20

* Offense +12

* Defense +10

Today, this appeared. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/17/2008 12:31PM
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