Those Ppwn Shoppe Glbumes are from the 2ed Camwhore shop. As such, Camwhore get no added benefits from them. They still are damn powerful because of their ability to spam refresh 1 250 and 300 attacks alternatively.

Trolls, Hackers and Permanoobs all greatly Benefit from those, though. 80 Attack on a troll, or 132 on a Hacker, is really nice to have. A+++, Great communication. Would buy again.

Emo Kids (and Re-Re, but they arent meant to be balanced in the first place) seems really screwed on that front, since every time a nice pair of glbumes hit the shop their relative power go down the drain.

Theo de Raadt Posted:

Whatever. How about some Neo Woah™ Glbumes

* Max Processing Power +200

* Luck +25

* Offense +30

* Defense +20

Though I’m no hacker that’d be fun to see.

Log in to see images! Stormfucker edited this message on 11/16/2008 10:12AM

XSS Code Posted:

Emo Kids are one of the strongest clbumes. Once you get max equips/hit 35 and respec to 1k ego, pure str, and decent .moar files. You can hit up 1k+ constantly at around 900 ego.

1k+?...and how much do you think a well-builded/equipped (as if at level 35 it was even possible to lack any flezz) level 35 Hacker/Camwhore can it? My alts reliably do TWICE that 1k+. Unless the Emo tops that, I’ll be disappointed.

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BaconSupreme Posted:

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I’d lend you 1m but ET is to lazy to put in a real bank system.

BaconSupreme Posted:

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Save your money, crybaby. The Versnatche™ Earbleeders will soon be available in a The Ppwn Shoppe near you:

http://forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Glbumes (scroll down)

Razors Edge Posted:

Nice build, but my All-luck/offense Camwhore can hit at least 2k with her weakest (refresh 1) attack, one-shotting about any thread of any forum at 102 Offense. The Hacker get very impressive numbers too, but refresh times are a pain for him.

again full ego. Ofcourse Camwhores are better for speedrunning, but for damage emo kids have them beat. Get one down to below 100 ego with max at 1000, have decently high offense, and you have a easy 4k+

Theo de Raadt Posted:

Whatever. How about some Neo Woah™ Glbumes

* Max Processing Power +200

* Luck +25

* Offense +30

* Defense +20

That would be expensive as hell. Like  1,000,000 or something.Log in to see images!

Crinkz Posted:

again full ego. Ofcourse Camwhores are better for speedrunning, but for damage emo kids have them beat. Get one down to below 100 ego with max at 1000, have decently high offense, and you have a easy 4k+

... and THIS is why emokids will be the ones to pwn Geronimo first. Once the earbleeders hit the pwn shop (+18 offense) and people start to complete the best offense-boosting .moar files (All five types seem to have at least one file with +7 offense), you’re looking at a +53 offense on top of their best equipment’s +14 offense bonus.

That means they’ll get to stick 67 offense points on top of their base offense stat, which means it’s only a matter of time before somebody balances their base offense with their ego boost well enough that they can pull two consecutive hits averaging 5k damage. Most of the equations are even on the wiki, so it’s just simple math to figure out where the sweet spot is.

Conversely, with everything I have dumped into offense, I can hit for 2.4k. I can say with quite a bit of certainty that I won’t be able to hit for 3k until Ep3 is out. As soon as we get some high-pwnage forums, emokids are going to be riding to glory like the fist of northstar.

ZakTheSqueakyMongoose Posted:

The inclusion of all these fancy glbumes in the Ppwn Shoppe almost makes me want to forgive ET for raping the flezz economy. Almost.

Now I just need to spam jobs and pray that I can hit 1 million Flezz before the Earbleeders show up. It’s not going to be easy.

They cost half that, there’s no need to worry.