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Contest [CLOSED] CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!?

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

shrtcat Posted:

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

But I can take as much ridicule as a whore can take male reproductive organ, as long as JB isn’t insulted.

I’m impressed.

Really. (in a good way)

Also I thought this was about being his BFF, not being a brownnose

Shrtwoman's genitals: this post isn’t directed to you belive it or not it’s to everyone in this thread including me.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Jalapeno would be a good friend I suppose, I mean hes high up and seems that in the short time I’ve been here not to be a douche. I mean all mods are douches but hes not the biggest douche.

Its sorta sad that everyone is being so gay to try to win thsi contest, I hope he doesn’t enforce the gayery.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

An intriguing and even seductive proposition. I must admit, I let out a low whistle upon reading this. The whole Klan, huh?

The whole klan. We can do it. We WILL do it. Log in to see images!

notameme

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Jalapeno Bootyhole is awesome.

And the world’s greatest lover.

So thinks BlankTH.

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wow.

just wow.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Raepdog Posted:

Jalapeno would be a good friend I suppose, I mean hes high up and seems that in the short time I’ve been here not to be a douche. I mean all mods are douches but hes not the biggest douche.

Its sorta sad that everyone is being so gay to try to win thsi contest, I hope he doesn’t enforce the gayery.

I can see where you are coming from, but this is where my heart truly lies.

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

notameme Posted:

wow.

just wow.

^^

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Johnny Mac Posted:

I can see where you are coming from, but this is where my heart truly lies.

I suppose so. So your saying you always liked JB? Friends dont lie.

Jalapeno_Boo-
tyhole

Avatar: 66921 Mon Oct 20 23:07:32 -0400 2008

Level 15 Camwhore

I loved being ****ed by 8 Vibrating Dildoes.

COME ON JALAPENO

DOES OUR LOVE NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU ANYMORE?

I’LL PROTECT YOU FROM ALL THE HATERS, SUCH AS Log in to see images!

Also I’m 500% a larger bumhole than FalconFour.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Raepdog Posted:

I suppose so. So your saying you always liked JB? Friends dont lie.

We have had our rough patches, but like a true friend, i stuck with him.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

hurp

Tesfan edited this message on 11/13/2008 8:58PM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Tesfan Posted:

hurp

de durp

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Johnny Mac Posted:

We have had our rough patches, but like a true friend, i stuck with him.

I can get that but a true friend knows when to hit and when to take.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Johnny Mac Posted:

I guess… he was not a true believer, I am sorry Sir Bootyhole.

Please, “Sir Bootyhole” is so formal! Just call me Jala, or JB, or…or **** it, Lord and Master Bootington of Holeshire Log in to see images!

But for real though, I didn’t understand what Raepdog meant by:

So Im still a fabulous person? Harsh dude

...in response to a comment about FalconFour. Now that I’ve gone back and read the post, I get it. Still seems like a bit of an overreaction IMO.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

...in response to a comment about FalconFour. Now that I’ve gone back and read the post, I get it. Still seems like a bit of an overreaction IMO.

You defend FalconFour but not me. male reproductive organ move but Im over it. Even if I dont win/try this contest, can we still be pals?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

BlankTH Posted:

I’m impressed.

Really. (in a good way)

Also I thought this was about being his BFF, not being a brownnose

Shrtwoman's genitals: this post isn’t directed to you belive it or not it’s to everyone in this thread including me.

^Isee what you did thar.

Well in all seriousness, I think JB intended there to be some havoc and chaos, he specified that. So we don’t need to be all ****y about it, it’s a opportunity to have fun.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Anyways, I gtg off now. I have work and **** to do. See y’all in about exactly 24 hours!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Dear JB,

First off, I love your abbreviation. Because I loves me some JB. But, aside from that I’d like to take a moment to extend my hand as a member of Brainfreeze just to let you know that with us, you’re not just getting a friend, but instead, life mates. Partners. I know firsthand that most of us would take a bullet for you. I personally would take one of those silver, vibrating bullets for you. Only you. It’s because of who you are.

We’d put in work for you. Hell, just look at our raid logs. We’ve pulled twelve hour raids. **** yeah! Imagine what that energy could do if put towards promoting the name of the holy bootyhole.

And quality? Lessee… We’ve got Echuu, who’ll break the game if anyone ****s with you. Invariel, who’ll totally wizard the **** out of everything. JThizz and Jwred5, two giant smart-bumes to defend your E-honor. Wylin, who knows Flamebate inside and out and treats it as serious business. Wyrd, whos heart knows no bounds.

And females? Woah, man! Skully, KittieJenn, and Spacekadt. Three of the greatest females the internet has to offer.

And many other members. No, an army. An electronic army. All at your disposal.

Think it over.

swine edited this message on 11/14/2008 7:35PM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

shrtcat Posted:

Anyways, I gtg off now. I have work and **** to do. See y’all in about exactly 24 hours!

Lol, I’ve never seen anyone be so redundant as to say “about exactly.” Bai though.

crayoncakes

Avatar: crayoncakes's Avatar
16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Guys you’re really selling yourselves short if you start giving away your services before you know you’re gettin’ paid Log in to see images!

he ain’t gonna buy the cow if he can get the milk for free

Invariel

Avatar: 14446 Thu Oct 23 18:38:00 -0400 2008
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 36 Camwhore

I Wrote a Script and You Liked It

I support the efforts of my klanmates to bring forth the name of Jalapeno Bootyhole to the four corners of the Forumz that are Warred upon.

Who, may I ask, went through the effort of upvoting every single one of your posts on this thread? It was not merely I, it was Brainfreeze.

Who, may I ask, brought all the klannies to the yard? It was not Wylin or Kittiejenn or Swine or Seldon or Spacekadt, it was Brainfreeze.

Who, may I ask, will become the friend of Jalapeno Bootyhole? It is not Raepdog or Falcon Four or Fran, it is Brainfreeze.

There can be only one answer – and it is us:

Brainfreeze.

Your friend.

Best friend.

Brainfreeze.

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