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Contest [CLOSED] CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Wylin Posted:

I am 100% willing to spend the time I am here on forumwarz (which is alot, maybe more than the crotch zombie team is on it during a week) being your bff and promoting your greatness across the forumwarz world. I will not only offer my services, but as you can see from this thread, my klan is already nearly JB worshippers. I will share any BP I earn with my klanmates so you not only get 1 bff but you get a handful of other really great friends too!

Trust me, Brainfreeze will go out of our way to let you know we appreciate you and all of your friends.

An intriguing and even seductive proposition. I must admit, I let out a low whistle upon reading this. The whole Klan, huh?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Hey now, let’s not fight amongst ourselves! After all, a JB supporter is a JB supporter and that’s a truly rare breed. Save that vitriol for the REAL enemy out there. Log in to see images!

...because this is about friendship, right? You’re…you’re not just in it for the BP, are you? Are you...?

How can you not love the beautiful words words of wisdom that come out of His mouth, you’re SO right.

Of course I’m not doing it for silly ol’ BPs. I’m doing it for YOU, you deserve to have a great friend.

notameme

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

...

...because this is about friendship, right? You’re…you’re not just in it for the BP, are you? Are you...?

All we want is the BP. If you want a Liar, pick someone else.

If you want a honest BP-Whore, pick me. Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Johnny Mac Posted:

http://www.sympathytree.com/jalapenobootyhole/

FUKKEN SAVED.

...can I take a pbum on the whole “gay anal sex” thing, though?

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

FUKKEN SAVED.

...can I take a pbum on the whole “gay anal sex” thing, though?

If you must, I’ll give you a hooker then. Deal?

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

An intriguing and even seductive proposition. I must admit, I let out a low whistle upon reading this. The whole Klan, huh?

I didn’t count but I believe my Klan already represents a majority of the volunteers.

notameme

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

FUKKEN SAVED.

...can I take a pbum on the whole “gay anal sex” thing, though?

Thats a Prostate Exam. He cares about your Health, isnt that nice ? Log in to see images!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Johnny Mac Posted:

If you must, I’ll give you a hooker then. Deal?

Are you TRYING to give him an STD? You should be ASHAMED of yourself.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

shrtcat Posted:

Are you TRYING to give him an STD? You should be ASHAMED of yourself.

All of my hookers are tested, thankyouverymuch.

We have high standards over here.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

I should be your friend because Im not going to kiss bum, Ill defend you if your right, and tell you if your wrong. If someone talks ****, we’ll deal with it. I wont make fake cheesy attempts at your friendship.

Also if I win, I don’t want the e-peen, and Ill put the BP into a “Jalopeno Bootyhole Fan Art” contest that only non ep 2 owners can enter.This is a good idea, a really good one, but that is what you should have done. Honesty is the greatest gift ever.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

http://www.sympathytree.com/jalapenobootyhole/

I will be adding trufax stories and other love the whole week.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

i don’t think i can express my thoughts about this thread without getting banned

notameme

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Raepdog Posted:

I should be your friend because Im not going to kiss bum, Ill defend you if your right, and tell you if your wrong. If someone talks ****, we’ll deal with it. I wont make fake cheesy attempts at your friendship.

Also if I win, I don’t want the e-peen, and Ill put the BP into a “Jalopeno Bootyhole Fan Art” contest that only non ep 2 owners can enter.This is a good idea, a really good one, but that is what you should have done. Honesty is the greatest gift ever.

not bad.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Johnny Mac Posted:

All of my hookers are tested, thankyouverymuch.

We have high standards over here.

Are you trying to insult where WE come from? (Canada)

Well I’m going to spell “Colour” and “Favourite” with a “u” and I’ll drink lots of maple sirop and buy a pet beaver.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Raepdog Posted:

I should be your friend because Im not going to kiss bum, Ill defend you if your right, and tell you if your wrong. If someone talks ****, we’ll deal with it. I wont make fake cheesy attempts at your friendship.

JB is never wrong.

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Also with me as your friend you have 6 friends.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Also with me as your friend you have 6 friends.

8-Bit Raepdog

Avatar: 73875 Fri Jan 02 18:59:46 -0500 2009

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Also with me as your friend you have 6 friends.

Raepdog-In-P-
eace

Avatar: 73876 Sun Oct 19 02:11:32 -0400 2008

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Also with me as your friend you have 6 friends.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

shrtcat Posted:

Are you trying to insult where WE come from? (Canada)

Well I’m going to spell “Colour” and “Favourite” with a “u” and I’ll drink lots of maple sirop and buy a pet beaver.

Sir! You are being racist against Canadians! I see where your true feelings lie.

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