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Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
17.36"
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Actually that’s pretty funny.
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:17PM
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windandwater

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
9.88"
17

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Hey, now I feel better about myself. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:22PM
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Captain Cran-
ky

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
15.33"
39

Level 69 Re-Re

Chandler Bing Posted:

Oh for god’s sake, this isn’t funny!

Wahaha! Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:23PM
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mooseknuckle

Avatar: Chugging Beer
7.25"
6

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Impeach Obama! He lied about his extra 1/4”
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:40PM
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M3wThr33

Avatar: M3wThr33's Avatar
12.53"
18

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

8.36”

I didn’t know I was so high!
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:59PM
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doktor_cake

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
11.95"
13

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

This is discrimination against metric users.

Log in to see images! doktor_cake edited this message on 11/05/2008 6:06PM

Posted On: 11/05/2008 6:00PM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Length should be amout of epeen, girth should be quality, but I doubt it will be changed since they already did so much work on it.
Posted On: 11/05/2008 6:02PM
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Xx-EmO_4_LiF-
e-xX

Avatar: 65619 Wed Dec 17 19:40:04 -0500 2008
10.74"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

SIKK BRAH
Posted On: 11/05/2008 9:50PM
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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
17.52"
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

One thing that’s been bugging me:

We should be able to see a player’s e-Peen size in their profile. Especially with the new system, there’s no way (at least that I’ve found through my limited searching) to see somebody’s size unless they post on Flamebate or something. Counting the colorful little e-Peen logos no longer suffices.

“Here are my hobbies and interests, and here is the SIZE OF MY male reproductive organ.” Just saying.

Just glancing at the profile pages, it seems somebody listened to me. Good work, team.
Posted On: 11/06/2008 4:02PM
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MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer
5.81"

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Almost as small as in real life.Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/07/2008 4:31PM
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