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Shock CLOSED: Election Results 2008

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

I have officially audited the Forumwarz 2008 Presidential Election.

The polls officially closed at 11PM EST last night. If you voted after that it wasn’t counted, sorry! Here are my findings:

1,219 votes were cast

1,027 were for Barack Obama (Victor)

192 were for John McCain.

76 votes were flagged as suspicious (coming from duplicate IP addresses). However given the huge margin of victory for Obama I didn’t discard them.

In terms of friend requests:

722 friend requests were made of Barack Obama

100 friend requests were made of John McCain

However, those numbers include alts. These numbers don’t:

520 unique friend requests were made of Barack Obama

79 unique friend requests were made of John McCain

It looks like you guys added a couple of hundred extra for Barak Obama using your alts!

Finally, accordinging to every site on the Internet, Obama won the IRL presidency.

Conclusion

Obama won the fake election, the real election and the “friend” election. I’m going to open the floor for speeches from both candidates.

Barack Obama

Avatar: 81779 Wed Nov 05 11:45:36 -0500 2008

Level 1 Re-Re

Cowardly.

I’d like to thank my male reproductive organ for this victory.

Do you know what it feels like to sit around a board room with a bunch of white folk, knowing that I have the biggest male reproductive organ in the room? It feels ****ing awesome.

Some of my harshest critics pointed out that one of my election promises wasn’t quite clear. I said I’d tax the richest active accounts by 25% and give it to the poorest accounts.

But who are the richest active accounts? Also, who are the poorest active accounts?

Frankly, I’m amazed you elected someone with such an unclear and obviously unthoughtful policy.

Here’s how it worked out:

– I have taxed the top 50 active players with the most flezz by 25%

– I have given it to the top 2 active players with the smallest balance. That is currently me and my opponent, John McCain, since we have a balances of 0 and are currently the most active players with no flezz.

Additionally, I have arranged for everyone who voted for me to get an E-Peen™! Congrats!

Finally, job points on the job board are double what they normally are until tomorrow at 12:30PM EST.

Thanks again, and welcome to your new era of Socialism!

Barack Obama edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:31PM

John McCain

Avatar: 81780 Wed Nov 05 12:32:57 -0500 2008

Level 1 Re-Re

Bushlike.

I’m rich! I’m ****ing rich and it’s all because of that black man!

         

Thank you Obama! Thank you and your chocolate black sexy skin.

         

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Ahaha.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

kewl

TUBGIRL vs G-
OATSE

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 5 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

CONGRATS OBAMA!!!

Misery

Avatar: Emo Girl
3

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Barack Obama Posted:

– I have given it to the top 2 active players with the smallest balance. That is currently me and my opponent, John McCain, since we have a balances of 0 and are currently the most active players with no flezz.

Hahahahaha. I’m glad I spent 600k to drop down in the leaderboards.

Also fine upstanding member of societytroll.

HUMIDIFIER

Avatar: 57902 Thu May 07 15:16:55 -0400 2009
2

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

yay Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I again call for a re-evaluation of the entire process. See here and here. As well as here and here, among others.

The vote should not be certified until it is brought to trial!

Bonkenhi

Avatar: 75529 Sat Nov 22 17:24:38 -0500 2008
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Awesome, Obama won.

But what about

‘If I win:

– Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.’

right

Avatar: harblgar
29

Level 64 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Barack Obama Posted:

If I win:

– Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.

– Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.

– Jobs will give double the points for the 24 hours following my win.

Bonus 1: If I also win the US Election:

– I will give out free access to Episode 2 to 10 random accounts who voted for me.

Bonus 2: If I also get more friend requests than McCain:

– I will give a new E-Peen™ to those who voted for me.

I’m still waiting for my 4 extra visits

Edit: Sniped by Bonkenhi!!

right edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:43PM

TJF588

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14

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

McCain friend requests in after elections, inb4 results.

BARACK OBAMA FOR THE PRESIDENT STAMPED ON QUARTERS!

EDIT: Extra visit sentiment thirded (if someone below me did it, ahaha, my post is still ahead o’ yours!).

TJF588 edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:44PM

ZulJin

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

what about the 4 extra forum visits and free episode 2 giveaways?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

All characters have been given their extra 4 visits too!

P.S. Episode 2 giveaways are coming after I get back from lunch.

Evil Trout edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:44PM

Axl Ryugu

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21

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

That’s good to hear that obama won it.

Grayson81

Avatar: Corset 2
24

Level 68 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Barack Obama Posted:

I have given it to the top 2 active players with the smallest balance. That is currently me and my opponent, John McCain, since we have a balances of 0 and are currently the most active players with no flezz.

Fantastic! Absolutely brilliant!

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Only one question left… What was the special item? Was it something equally as lame as Obama’s taxing policy?

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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congrats you fine upstanding member of society

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Evil Trout Posted:

All characters have been given their extra 4 visits too!

P.S. Episode 2 giveaways are coming after I get back from lunch.

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