itt: candleja

Melted Fish Posted:

hey, man

I don’t think it’s cause, like

I don’t think it’s cause you wanna **** a plane, dude

and that’s cool, man, do your own thing. and by that I mean it’d better be /your/ ****ing plane, man

I think more, like, I think it’s more like you think you’re cool /because/ we don’t think you’re cool

that makes you, like, one of those wannabe indie ****hats and that’s I guess that’s cool but we don’t have to like you regardless?

I don’t even think you really merit hate around here, man, we gotta save that for people it’s funny to hate

I think it’s more, like, we’re like, ‘hey, man, it’s that falconfour guy posting’

and some other guy’s like ‘okay, man, I’m ****ing hungry, do you have any food in the fridge’

‘yeah man, there’s some ****ing cheetos in the fri

qft

Seriously though? I don’t think it’s cool that people act like a ****ing woman's genitals to me whenever I post. I don’t think it’s cool that I get the blunt of the bashings when there are fabulous personhats like Nicco and fdksfhoe v1 gui, that go around flooding topics with blank lines and disgusting gay porno… that just get a “+1” rating. I think that’s extraordinarily very special, and it bugs the **** out of me that they’re even able to continue posting. Yet I continue to be the lulz one to bash. It’s not ****ing cool. It’s not funny, and it’s not entertaining.

Hell, the only reason I’m acting like I’m cool with the bashing is because I’m ****ing sick of giving people the rise they want. Keyword: acting. I’m NOT ****ing okay with it. It REALLY ****es me the **** off (ask MC Banhammer about my gratuitous use of the report bumon). Over my years on teh intartubes I’ve learned how to kill a thread and how to keep one going, how to fan the flames and how to put them out. But one thing I haven’t been able to learn is how to get ****s off my back. And that still bugs me. I’m not “indier than thou”, I’m not anti-society, I’m not emo. I just have to play along… sometimes…

FalconFour Posted:

Pretty sure that everyone flames me for one of the following reasons:

– Verbally molesting myself, my mom, and my friends, all in one sleek and somewhat well planned out sentence.

– More than half the time, falling for really ****ty trolls, so you get the lulz of watching me squeal and cry

– Being able to jack off to midget amputee porn, i.e. being able to get my porn at grandma-scat-collection.info and getting loads of viruses and whacked-up **** on my credit card bill by being obsessed with hairy bumes, midget male reproductive organs, great times, jews or whatever it is that fabulous persons like me people fap to.

– Being able to suck five fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs simultaneously.

Admit it, i am a bumhurt fabulous person

tl;dr

fabulous person

FalconFour Posted:

qft

Seriously though? I don’t think it’s cool that people act like a ****ing woman's genitals to me whenever I post. I don’t think it’s cool that I get the blunt of the bashings when there are fabulous personhats like Nicco and fdksfhoe v1 gui, that go around flooding topics with blank lines and disgusting gay porno… that just get a “+1” rating. I think that’s extraordinarily very special, and it bugs the **** out of me that they’re even able to continue posting. Yet I continue to be the lulz one to bash. It’s not ****ing cool. It’s not funny, and it’s not entertaining.

Hell, the only reason I’m acting like I’m cool with the bashing is because I’m ****ing sick of giving people the rise they want. Keyword: acting. I’m NOT ****ing okay with it. It REALLY ****es me the **** off (ask MC Banhammer about my gratuitous use of the report bumon). Over my years on teh intartubes I’ve learned how to kill a thread and how to keep one going, how to fan the flames and how to put them out. But one thing I haven’t been able to learn is how to get ****s off my back. And that still bugs me. I’m not “indier than thou”, I’m not anti-society, I’m not emo. I just have to play along… sometimes…

i dont need to change that, its so tldr and whiny nothing could make it any gayer, and thats why ppl love to pick on you. idiot.

is that what you call an intelligent post? most ppl would call it whiny bumhurt lol

You guys are stupid. Why are you still posting in this thread? This should not have reached two pages.

You guys are stupid. Why are you still posting in this thread? This should not have reached two pages.

You guys are stupid. Why are you still posting in this thread? This should not have reached two pages.

You guys are stupid. Why are you still posting in this thread? This should not have reached two pages.

You guys are stupid. Why are you still posting in this thread? This should not have reached two pages.