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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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Truth Posted:

Question stands, who are you

YOU STOLE MY AVATAR


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Anunymous

Avatar: 79676 Fri Apr 10 14:15:18 -0400 2009

[Gay Goose Mafia]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

FalconFour Posted:

I am attention seeking permanoob irl who loves to fap it to images of the golden girls shopped to be covered in peanut bumer. My thexual orientashun is mah beeswax

You need serious mental help.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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Anunymous Posted:

I need serious menstrual help.

ITT: Misquote


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Anunymous

Avatar: 79676 Fri Apr 10 14:15:18 -0400 2009

[Gay Goose Mafia]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

FalconFour Posted:

Spinning Meat of ShockI am gay.

HAVE MY BABIES NAO!!!


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7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

7VibratingRaepdogs Posted:

Try it first. Think about it, I’ve never done it but. You peal stamps, there flat and sexy. They come with all different lines and colors. You peal and sometimes have to lick them, giving you a bitter taste in your mouth.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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7VibratingRaepdogs Posted:

Try it first. Think about it, I’ve never done it but. You peal stamps, there flat and sexy. They come with all different lines and colors. You peal and sometimes have to lick them, giving you a bitter taste in your mouth.

Urr, that wasn’t even your question. Log in to see images!

Let’s hear it from someone that actually does think it’s sexy.


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Anunymous

Avatar: 79676 Fri Apr 10 14:15:18 -0400 2009

[Gay Goose Mafia]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

FalconFour Posted:

I worship you oh Mighty Raepdog give me your stamp licky power.

You are so gay.


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

FalconFour Posted:

- Coming up with memes your fabulous persony, annoying bum would never dream of (Red male reproductive organ).

we don’t like your kind here

why don’t you go back to incitfrica?

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xXxJUNEGUY1x-
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

FalconFour Posted:

Let’s hear it from someone that actually does think it’s sexy.

Well, the way 7VibratingRaepdogs is putting it, it *does* sound sexy.

FalconFour Posted:

– Being able to jack off to pictures of F-16s and falcons, i.e. being able to get my porn at images.google.com, while you get loads of viruses and whacked-up **** on your credit card bill by being obsessed with mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, vagoo, whatever it is that “normal” people fap to.

Also, all kinds of porn are really actually easy to find on images.google.com. Yes, even vagoo and male reproductive organs. Log in to see images! xXxJUNEGUY1xXx edited this message on 10/31/2008 11:18PM


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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xXxJUNEGUY1xXx Posted:

Also, all kinds of porn are really actually easy to find on images.google.com. Yes, even vagoo and male reproductive organs. Log in to see images!

Some.

There’s really no definitive source of porn for falcon-lovers (actually, that folder is pretty damn small in comparison…Log in to see images!, but for F-16s, there’s a high resolution smorgasbord at af.mil… if you want male reproductive organ or woman's genitals, all you get is a “free sample” with images.google.com. Especially woman's genitals. It’s so damn hard to find some good stuff through google. All business know that people want woman's genitals, so they charge for it, and make sure it’s hard to get. Plus, there are few chicks that want to put out for free, especially the hot ones. Guys (and gayz) are all too willing to put out, so there’s a plethora of free gay porn.

Falcons and F-16s don’t even need to put out. They just need to be pictured. Log in to see images!


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

FalconFour Posted:

Some.

There’s really no definitive source of porn for falcon-lovers (actually, that folder is pretty damn small in comparison…Log in to see images!, but for F-16s, there’s a high resolution smorgasbord at af.mil… if you want male reproductive organ or woman's genitals, all you get is a “free sample” with images.google.com. Especially woman's genitals. It’s so damn hard to find some good stuff through google. All business know that people want woman's genitals, so they charge for it, and make sure it’s hard to get. Plus, there are few chicks that want to put out for free, especially the hot ones. Guys (and gayz) are all too willing to put out, so there’s a plethora of free gay porn.

Falcons and F-16s don’t even need to put out. They just need to be pictured. Log in to see images!

But you can buy stamps. Also hot slate is sexy.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Raepdog Posted:

But you can buy stamps. Also hot slate is sexy.

But that doesn’t explain how they’re sexy...


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7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

FalconFour Posted:

But that doesn’t explain how they’re sexy...

I already did.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

7VibratingRaepdogs Posted:

I already did.

You weren’t the one I was asking… Log in to see images!


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maxvance

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Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

I forget why exactly I don’t like you. Regardless, you are still unlikeable.


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

FalconFour Posted:

Pretty sure that everyone hates me for one of the following reasons:

– Not begging for admission to your ****ty Klan, and creating my own instead without even so much as a “I wonder if I should join a Klan”. This means you were unable to exercise your upper hand and all-around awesomeness by telling me to go **** myself.

– Being better than you at everything, like never needing to ask some idiotic computer tech to fix my computer, beating you at the hacker challenge (except for a select few that figured out #8 was a mother****ing anagram).

– Coming up with memes your fabulous persony, annoying bum would never dream of (Red male reproductive organ).

– Verbally molesting you, your mom, and your friends, all in one sleek and somewhat well planned out sentence.

– More than half the time, not falling for your ****ty trolls, so you don’t get the lulz of watching me squeal.

– Being able to jack off to pictures of F-16s and falcons, i.e. being able to get my porn at images.google.com, while you get loads of viruses and whacked-up **** on your credit card bill by being obsessed with mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, vagoo, whatever it is that “normal” people fap to.

– Being a better person than you.

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Hey fabulous persons,

My name is FalconFour, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, very special, no-lifes who spend every second of their day pwning pretend-forums. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any woman's genitals? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pwning inactive groups on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I beat the hacker challenge and I come up with memes that no one ever uses but me. What stuff do you play, other than “jack off to mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, vagoo, whatever it is that “normal” people fap to”? I also get a woodie for inanimate objects, and have a banging hot F-16 (I just climbed into her male reproductive organpit; **** was SO cash). You are all fabulous persons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my **** (and some lady who was all over me)

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RazDaz

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ITT: An attention-seeking idiot gets attention instead of being ignored, which is what should have happened.

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Evidently raepdog is too busy fapping to stamps to tell me himself, so I’ll go with 7’s variation on the theme. I don’t buy it, but whatever.

I think I’ve got an envy fetish of sorts. Nothing that actually makes me want to **** these things, but rather just “oh my god that is so awesome”; and awesome -> hot, hot -> spooge. Falcons are easy to rationalize; I wish I were a falcon, simple as that. My innermost desire is none other than that to be a kickbum, carefree bird whose only responsibility in the world is to make lunch out of other birds. I look at a falcon and I just love their slick, beautiful, fluffy body, full of awesome powah and raeg. Legs so skinny yet so strong. There are no fat bastards, there are no skinny camwhores. There’s just perfect.

F-16s, well, they never change either. Hell, they don’t even really move. But they’re sexy as hell. The slick lines, beautiful design, awesome powah. It’s just all so beautiful. Don’t much like seeing a bunch of bull**** hanging off an F-16 either, it really ****s up the beauty. There’s also a big difference in the angle the picture is taken at. There are a couple really great angles, and a good many ****ty angles as well. Pictures from the ground are really ****ty unless they portray how big they really are, and you can see all the little details and make a relation to how big they are and how small you are. But overall, pics from the air are sweet. I also try to avoid “refueling” shots… you can only see a KC-135’s winged-male reproductive organ so many times before you get sick of it. And don’t even get me started on the pilots… Log in to see images!


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

http://www.meatspin.com/

oh, i thought there was a censor

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Inertia Posted:

http://www.meatspin.com/

oh, i thought there was a censor

Well hey, if that’s what floats your proverbial boat, then… *cough*... moar powah to ya.


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