FalconFour Posted:
Pretty sure that everyone hates me for one of the following reasons:
– Not begging for admission to your ****ty Klan, and creating my own instead without even so much as a “I wonder if I should join a Klan”. This means you were unable to exercise your upper hand and all-around awesomeness by telling me to go **** myself.
– Being better than you at everything, like never needing to ask some idiotic computer tech to fix my computer, beating you at the hacker challenge (except for a select few that figured out #8 was a mother****ing anagram).
– Coming up with memes your fabulous persony, annoying bum would never dream of (Red male reproductive organ).
– Verbally molesting you, your mom, and your friends, all in one sleek and somewhat well planned out sentence.
– More than half the time, not falling for your ****ty trolls, so you don’t get the lulz of watching me squeal.
– Being able to jack off to pictures of F-16s and falcons, i.e. being able to get my porn at images.google.com, while you get loads of viruses and whacked-up **** on your credit card bill by being obsessed with mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, vagoo, whatever it is that “normal” people fap to.
– Being a better person than you.
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Hey fabulous persons,
My name is FalconFour, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, very special, no-lifes who spend every second of their day pwning pretend-forums. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any woman's genitals? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pwning inactive groups on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I beat the hacker challenge and I come up with memes that no one ever uses but me. What stuff do you play, other than “jack off to mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, vagoo, whatever it is that “normal” people fap to”? I also get a woodie for inanimate objects, and have a banging hot F-16 (I just climbed into her male reproductive organpit; **** was SO cash). You are all fabulous persons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my **** (and some lady who was all over me)
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