FalconFour Posted:

Pretty sure that everyone flames me for one of the following reasons:

– Verbally molesting myself, my mom, and my friends, all in one sleek and somewhat well planned out sentence.

– More than half the time, falling for really ****ty trolls, so you get the lulz of watching me squeal and cry

– Being able to jack off to midget amputee porn, i.e. being able to get my porn at grandma-scat-collection.info and getting loads of viruses and whacked-up **** on my credit card bill by being obsessed with hairy bumes, midget male reproductive organs, great times, jews or whatever it is that fabulous persons like me people fap to.

– Being able to suck five fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs simultaneously.

Admit it, i am a bumhurt fabulous person

tl;dr

fabulous person