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Gay Help with Bubble Troll text adventure, please!

Cannabis_clo-
ck

Avatar: Cannabis_clock's Avatar
5

[The rage against C-
annabis-Clock
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

problem is I haven’t found it yet..

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Cannabis_clock Posted:

problem is I haven’t found it yet..

Examine. Everything.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

My toughest part so far was disabling helibot but now I’m stuck distracting George, I have a feeling I need to blow up the wreckage but I dunno how. Hint please?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Wylin Posted:

My toughest part so far was disabling helibot but now I’m stuck distracting George, I have a feeling I need to blow up the wreckage but I dunno how. Hint please?


Make sure you explore the island fully. Also, think about what he likes.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Make sure you explore the island fully. Also, think about what he likes.


I tried dropping the food item the space next to him also but that seemed full of fail

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Wylin Posted:

I tried dropping the food item the space next to him also but that seemed full of fail


You’re on the right track.

Now put him on the right track.

Yes, I give clues like they’re gold. Because they’re clues, not answers. If you really really want specific answers, tubmail me.
MC Banhammer edited this message on 10/18/2008 5:16PM

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

hey there’s an epeen for 100% easter eggs right

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Veer Posted:

hey there’s an epeen for 100% easter eggs right

Is there? I suppose it’s possible, but I’m unfamiliar with it. I haven’t played through in prod yet.

But — I don’t think a peen is a good idea. Why? Because of the way your saved game is stored.

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

oooh, good point MC.

Edit: found my 3rd egg and beat game. Getting close. edit: 4 now
markchd edited this message on 10/18/2008 7:21PM

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

K got perfect score. Gonna kill BoP now.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

markchd Posted:

K got perfect score. Gonna kill BoP now.

Death is too good for him

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

..heh

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Is there? I suppose it’s possible, but I’m unfamiliar with it. I haven’t played through in prod yet.

But — I don’t think a peen is a good idea. Why? Because of the way your saved game is stored.

there isnt an e-peen for 100% score. Not yet, anyway. Other than the fact that I dont have it, we’d be able to see it along with the other e-peens.

And I dont think that would be a problem if they find a way to redo the save system so it is character-specific. Makes more sense anyway.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Orb Posted:

And I dont think that would be a problem if they find a way to redo the save system so it is character-specific. Makes more sense anyway.

I’m not sure that’s an option. BoP, what tool did you use to create this awesome piece of ****?

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

this is the most spoiler-y thrad ive seen so far

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

MC Banhammer Posted:

I’m not sure that’s an option. BoP, what tool did you use to create this awesome piece of ****?

I used Inform 7. It’s a nifty language for making text games. Unfortunately it’s the interpreter that’s supposed to take care of all the saving and restoring stuff, and I don’t know how to deal with any problems that it brings up. All that’s supposed to work behind-the-scenes.

Yeah I still can’t get out the door. :/

Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

facing down no more tears…trying to figure out how to talk him out of killing me…

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Maximum Douche Posted:

facing down no more tears…trying to figure out how to talk him out of killing me…


This part bit is frustrating. You have to use a command. ‘attack ____’ or something, attack isn’t the verb, but you can get it. Also, read the speech; clues abound.

Need more? Get on IDC or reply soon.
markchd edited this message on 10/19/2008 5:09AM

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

BirdofPrey Posted:

I used Inform 7. It’s a nifty language for making text games. Unfortunately it’s the interpreter that’s supposed to take care of all the saving and restoring stuff, and I don’t know how to deal with any problems that it brings up. All that’s supposed to work behind-the-scenes.

If you used inform 7, how did you get it onto a website? I’ve been playing around with inform 7 for a while now, and as far as I know, you can only release it as a file an interpreter would use.

Has forumwarz got a built in interpreter? Theoretically, could we play other z8 files on this site?

Also, there are several bugs where you try to use something and the game says:

*** Run-time problem P10: Since Collection of loli pics is not allowed the property “y items into it and press the cycle bumon, activating the transfer system.”, it is against the rules to try to use it.

—-

This happens quite a few times throughout the game.

Overall though, I’m really enjoying this one.

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