bumburgers Posted:

As the only person to actually offer me anything of value, that is an automatic winner. Even though I know there is very little chance of this actually occuring. Aren’t you engaged?

EDIT: Any other girls, feel free to take advantage of me in the same way. Stroking my ego may just be worth Brownie Points.

I actually got married yesterday, but hell, what the SO doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Besides, I’m not getting any right now anyway. mammary glands FOR YOU WILL BE TUBMAILED SHORTLY.

bumburgers Posted:

I just realized I dont know what a net-BJ is. Im new to this whole interweb thing.

A bow-job over the interwebs. *Goes down on bumburgers*

bumburgers Posted:

Wow, just like a real blowjob. Except without the blowjob part

yeah, well, you wouldn’t want a real BJ from me…I’ve done it several times but only to one person, and couldn’t make them great times, even though they said I was doing really good and any normal guy would’ve gagged me three times over already. >.<

At least this way you can pretend I’m good at it.

bumburgers Posted:

to be honest, there is probably somthing wrong with him. That isn’t particularly normal for guys. Just remember, the sensitive parts are the head and underside of the shaft. Work the tounge there. If that doesn’t work, he’s having performance failure.

I can’t believe I just posted advice on how to give a blowjob.

Princess DragonRape Posted:

I appreciated the advice. I will try it out. (But I think it was performance problems,the person was a MtF transsexual (who is now my wife) an the estrogen probably made it so she needs different stimulation. It sure as hell killed her overall sex drive.)

I really don’t know how that works then. Sorry. I only know about guy male reproductive organes. Well, mine at least. I bumume it works the same as other guys male reproductive organes

I deserve the BP because I noticed that it is still Tuesday and you cannot close the contest yet!

I deserve the brownie point for acknowledging that I do not deserve the brownie point but then pointing out that no, neither does anyone else in this topic, really.

Zombie_Apocalypse Posted:

Because I’m an admin in your klan and on ED and you want to suck up to me.

that’s a reason not to give you the bp

You should give it to me because I invented the wheel.

bumburgers Posted:

Sure, why not. Here is the criteria, Bonar=2BP, LOL=1BP, Vomit=3. Make me proud.

Despite the contest being closed, I could still have a go at this. Anything in particular you’d fancy me depicting in an erotic manner through words and/or visuals?

I’m **** at coming up with the initial idea for anything, but I like to think that in the creation of a truly horrendous monstrosity based upon aforementioned initial idea is where I truly shine. Log in to see images!