bumburgers Posted:

As the only person to actually offer me anything of value, that is an automatic winner. Even though I know there is very little chance of this actually occuring. Aren’t you engaged?

EDIT: Any other girls, feel free to take advantage of me in the same way. Stroking my ego may just be worth Brownie Points.

I actually got married yesterday, but hell, what the SO doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Besides, I’m not getting any right now anyway. mammary glands FOR YOU WILL BE TUBMAILED SHORTLY.