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Contest CLOSED: Conest fo 1 BP each for two people

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

InaneAnomaly Posted:

I could draw you some pornography of your choice?

My artistic talents may not be the best, but I am sure I can produce something disturbing fapworthy for you. ...Or at least hilarious.

The creepier the fetish the better, it’ll suit my sick art.


Or I could write a poem for you. Or a story even… hell, I’m bored and need something to do, if there’s a BP or two involved all the better. Log in to see images!

Sure, why not. Here is the criteria, Bonar=2BP, LOL=1BP, Vomit=3. Make me proud.

Forum Pwnage

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

give me cus my avatar is hot

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

Forum Pwnage Posted:

give me cus my avatar is hot

Your avatar is ****

Pinacho

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And Id like to take a minute just sit right there

Ill tell you how I won one single Brownie Point

In center Portugal born and raised

On the Internet where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all trolling some newfabulous persons inside of the internet

then a couple of noobs said were up in no good

Started making trouble in my internet

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said youre moving out your basement

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the

Licensplate said “win a free bp” and had a male reproductive organ in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought now forget it, yo home to the internet

I pulled up to a website about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To settle my throne with my new free BP

—-

Yeah, i know that only the last part talks about how i won a BP.

Inside that cab, i did something awful.

The taxi driver made me sing “Chocolate Rain”. It was awful.

Pinacho edited this message on 09/29/2008 4:15PM

Eggy Totalis

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I need to fuel my hatred.

Magusrex

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
4

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

One time, I had a kidney stone. I writhed on the floor for hours in the pain. It was so intense it burned am image in my mind of the pain that I can visit at any time. For some reason I felt this when I read the rules for the contest. I do not care about winning, but thanks for the memories.

Crow

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

The internet is my life, and I’ll kill myself if I cant win. This game.

Crow

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

And also because I’m the most sexy person alive. I bleed sparkles.

Crow

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

And my kitty needs an operation.

TEH Man

Avatar: 60598 Tue Nov 04 22:52:30 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

i deserve the BP, for if i dont, i shall anally enjoy my mother and my sister, have my father **** the dog, and go on a killing spree in a Dannish theater (and yeah, the Dannish LIEK teh movies) with a bloody carpenters hammer radiating with aids (which YOU CAN GET FROM AMAZON NAAAAOOO!!!). also, i shall upload the pics on facebook.

if u think this is lulz, i SHALL do it for the BP

Haraken

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Because I like lemons.

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I bought “Me love you long time” pack for 15USD, which got me 12 BP. That was enough for a pre-order and a new character but that leaves me 2 BP! I still need an emo kid! Am I going to have to buy a whole new pack just to get one new character! ****s insane!

NOS MAN

Avatar: Chugging Beer
8

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Because… I great times blood, and bleed great times…

Also… I will hunt you down and stick an oily rag in your cars gas tank…

also also… I will go at you with a blow torch and pliers…

And…

THIS IS.. A TASTY BURGER!

Shelby Sherm-
an

Avatar: harblgar
34

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I live in San Diego, which has never won a championship in a sport that mattered.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

What this thread isn’t dead yet?

I feel ashamed Log in to see images!

Maybe my power only works in RPG forum.

Mr Kennedy

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Because I asked.

Princess Dra-
gonRape

Avatar: Blonde Girl

[Big Bag Belligeren-
ts
]

Level 26 Camwhore

bumburgers is awesome lol

I deserve the BP because If I win it I will not only give you a free net-BJ I’ll also throw in a cleavage pic with your name on it. My Cleavage, for you. I have D-cups. And I am a real girl. Ask the INCIT fabulous persons that saw my stickam the other night.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I’ll be your best friend.

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

Princess DragonRape Posted:

I deserve the BP because If I win it I will not only give you a free net-BJ I’ll also throw in a cleavage pic with your name on it. My Cleavage, for you. I have D-cups. And I am a real girl. Ask the INCIT fabulous persons that saw my stickam the other night.

As the only person to actually offer me anything of value, that is an automatic winner. Even though I know there is very little chance of this actually occuring. Aren’t you engaged?

EDIT: Any other girls, feel free to take advantage of me in the same way. Stroking my ego may just be worth Brownie Points.

Assburgers edited this message on 09/29/2008 10:48PM

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

Celerysteve Posted:

I’ll be your best friend.

I thought you already were… Log in to see images!

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