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Goatse.cx WHY FURfabulous personS MUST DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

AS MY MASTER, THE IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR SHALL TELL YOU FROM HIS GOLDEN THRONE OF HOLY TERRA, ALL FURRIES MUST DIE HORRENDOUS DEATHS.

WHY, YOU MIGHT ASK? BECAUSE THEY ARE A BLIGHT! AN ACCURSED BLACK SPOT, A TARNISH UPON ALL THAT IS KNOWN AS THE HOLY CREATION OF HUMANITY. PURGE THEM! SLAY THEM! DESTROY THEM! CLEANSE THEM FROM THE PLANET, SO THAT NO MORE OF THEIR ACCURSED KIND MAY EVER AGAIN BLIGHT THESE FORSAKEN HALLS OF THE INTARWEBS. UPON THIS DAY, A CRUSADE MUST BE CALLED, A CRUSADE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS, A CRUSADE FOR VICTORY, AND A CRUSADE FOR PURITY! UPON THIS DAY, THE GAUNTLET MUST BE THROWN DOWN, A CHALLENGE MUST BE SHOUTED TO RING IN THE EARS OF THE ENEMY, AND TO MAKE THEIR FURfabulous person bumES SHIVER IN ANTICIPATION OF THE TOTAL REAMING THEY WILL RECIEVE! BUT THEY WILL NOT ENJOY THIS REAMING, OH NO, FOR WE DO IT NOT WITH THE ACCURSED TOOLS OF THE ENEMY, BUT WITH PLASMA! JOHN STALVERN PLASMA, THE MOST POWERFUL KIND! AND THUS SHALL WE CLEANSE THE EVIL, DISPERSE THE HERETIC, PURIFY THE UNCLEAN!

I CALL UPON ALL OF THOU TO JOIN ME IN THIS QUEST, FOR IT WILL BE LONG, IT WILL BE HARD, AND WE WILL, AT LAST, BE VICTORIOUS OVER THE FURfabulous person HORDES!

KILL!

DISPERSE!

bumRAPE!

PWN!

DESTROY!

ALL IN THE GOD EMPEROR’S NAME!


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

tl;dr; agree that they must die though. Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Oh goody, we’ve attracted the religious zealots.

You know what’s hated more than furries around these parts?

Religious zealots.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

IT MATTERS NOT IF YOU VIEW ME AS A ZEALOT, IT MATTERS THAT YOU, TOO, DESTROY THE FURRY WHEREVER IT MAY LURK!


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Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Bix Nood Posted:

AS MY MASTER, THE IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR SHALL TELL YOU FROM HIS GOLDEN THRONE OF HOLY TERRA, ALL FURRIES MUST DIE HORRENDOUS DEATHS.

WHY, YOU MIGHT ASK? BECAUSE THEY ARE A BLIGHT! AN ACCURSED BLACK SPOT, A TARNISH UPON ALL THAT IS KNOWN AS THE HOLY CREATION OF HUMANITY. PURGE THEM! SLAY THEM! DESTROY THEM! CLEANSE THEM FROM THE PLANET, SO THAT NO MORE OF THEIR ACCURSED KIND MAY EVER AGAIN BLIGHT THESE FORSAKEN HALLS OF THE INTARWEBS. UPON THIS DAY, A CRUSADE MUST BE CALLED, A CRUSADE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS, A CRUSADE FOR VICTORY, AND A CRUSADE FOR PURITY! UPON THIS DAY, THE GAUNTLET MUST BE THROWN DOWN, A CHALLENGE MUST BE SHOUTED TO RING IN THE EARS OF THE ENEMY, AND TO MAKE THEIR FURfabulous person bumES SHIVER IN ANTICIPATION OF THE TOTAL REAMING THEY WILL RECIEVE! BUT THEY WILL NOT ENJOY THIS REAMING, OH NO, FOR WE DO IT NOT WITH THE ACCURSED TOOLS OF THE ENEMY, BUT WITH PLASMA! JOHN STALVERN PLASMA, THE MOST POWERFUL KIND! AND THUS SHALL WE CLEANSE THE EVIL, DISPERSE THE HERETIC, PURIFY THE UNCLEAN!

I CALL UPON ALL OF THOU TO JOIN ME IN THIS QUEST, FOR IT WILL BE LONG, IT WILL BE HARD, AND WE WILL, AT LAST, BE VICTORIOUS OVER THE FURfabulous person HORDES!

KILL!

DISPERSE!

bumRAPE!

PWN!

DESTROY!

ALL IN THE GOD EMPEROR’S NAME!

tl;dr, and does not explain why furfabulous persons must die a horrible death

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

THEN I WILL EXPLAIN, MORTAL.

THE FURRY MUST DIE FOR HE HAS SINNED AGAINST THE GOD EMPEROR FOR FORSAKING HIS HUMANITY TO JOIN AN INFERIOR SPECIES, THE ANIMALS! THUS, THEY ARE A PLAGUE UPON THE HUMAN RACE, AND DRAGGING IT DOWN FROM ITS HOLY DESTINY! IN ORDER FOR MANKIND TO ACHIEVE ITS ULTIMATE POTENTIAL, IT MUST DESTROY ALL IMPURITIES INSIDE OF IT, INCLUDING FURRIES!


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Alaric

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Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

MAY THE FURfabulous personS YIFF IN HELL, COMRADE.

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Bix Nood Posted:

THEN I WILL EXPLAIN, MORTAL.

THE FURRY MUST DIE FOR HE HAS SINNED AGAINST THE GOD EMPEROR FOR FORSAKING HIS HUMANITY TO JOIN AN INFERIOR SPECIES, THE ANIMALS! THUS, THEY ARE A PLAGUE UPON THE HUMAN RACE, AND DRAGGING IT DOWN FROM ITS HOLY DESTINY! IN ORDER FOR MANKIND TO ACHIEVE ITS ULTIMATE POTENTIAL, IT MUST DESTROY ALL IMPURITIES INSIDE OF IT, INCLUDING FURRIES!

Alaric Posted:

MAY THE FURfabulous personS YIFF IN HELL, COMRADE.

Alright, we got another alt failure here.


Who am I? I am…

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And I’m going to zap your bum.

Balloon

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

<~~~~~~ Klan name


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

I take offense to the phrase ‘Yiff in hell’. ​

I don’t want to share an afterlife with those fabulous persons. I’d rather they go bum**** in purgatory or something.

1338h4x edited this message on 09/21/2008 9:12PM

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Furry

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

i would just like to say to all of you

**** IN HELL fabulous personS

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

fine upstanding member of society


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g_****tard

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Laguna Posted:

fine upstanding member of society


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ANOTHER COMIC ABOUT ME!

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BabyPuncher

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

WE MUST MAKE THE FURfabulous personS YIFF I’LL GET THE TANKS OF BATTERY ACID

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

But I like Oh_No_Shrubs, he’s funny.

vulk123

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Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Theres something I’ll have to say, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!Log in to see images!

InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

As far as I knew the furfabulous persons were hated because they start drama where there is no need for it.


It sorta went like this:

Anon: We don’t care what you do behind closed doors, just don’t spam our boards with stuff that only a minority likes. Like, maybe a thread now and then, just like gay threads or whatever, but on the whole, keep it to yourself, as we’re uninterested. We have no problem with it, we’re just not into that.

Furries: OMFG Y R U HATIN ON US JUS BCUZ WE LIEK OTHA THINGZ UR SUCH ****IN TYRANTS OMFG REVOLT!

[image spam of yiffing that lasted five centuries]

Anon: OKAY, THAT’S JUST ****ING IT, YOU DON’T WANNA BE CIVIL, YOU YIFF. IN. HELL!

[rage][murder][other things]



Whether it was a bunch of very special furries ruining it for all furrykind, it was a bunch of ****ing trolls, or actual furries, because they’re all dumb as **** (general consensus due to large amounts of evidence i.e.: most furries acting in aforementioned manner) God only knows. But that’s my understanding of it, like I said.


But yeah, YIFF IN HELL, ****ES. Or, bum**** in purgatory, w/e.


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Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

Travalgar Posted:

Alright, we got another alt failure here.

Aaaactually, that isn’t an alt. XD

I asked him to post.

Bix Nood edited this message on 09/22/2008 7:15PM

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RocketPigeon

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

FURRIES ARE ALWAYS OBESE IRL BUT HAVE SKINNY FURSONAS Log in to see images!

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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

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