Bix Nood Posted:

AS MY MASTER, THE IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR SHALL TELL YOU FROM HIS GOLDEN THRONE OF HOLY TERRA, ALL FURRIES MUST DIE HORRENDOUS DEATHS.

WHY, YOU MIGHT ASK? BECAUSE THEY ARE A BLIGHT! AN ACCURSED BLACK SPOT, A TARNISH UPON ALL THAT IS KNOWN AS THE HOLY CREATION OF HUMANITY. PURGE THEM! SLAY THEM! DESTROY THEM! CLEANSE THEM FROM THE PLANET, SO THAT NO MORE OF THEIR ACCURSED KIND MAY EVER AGAIN BLIGHT THESE FORSAKEN HALLS OF THE INTARWEBS. UPON THIS DAY, A CRUSADE MUST BE CALLED, A CRUSADE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS, A CRUSADE FOR VICTORY, AND A CRUSADE FOR PURITY! UPON THIS DAY, THE GAUNTLET MUST BE THROWN DOWN, A CHALLENGE MUST BE SHOUTED TO RING IN THE EARS OF THE ENEMY, AND TO MAKE THEIR FURfabulous person bumES SHIVER IN ANTICIPATION OF THE TOTAL REAMING THEY WILL RECIEVE! BUT THEY WILL NOT ENJOY THIS REAMING, OH NO, FOR WE DO IT NOT WITH THE ACCURSED TOOLS OF THE ENEMY, BUT WITH PLASMA! JOHN STALVERN PLASMA, THE MOST POWERFUL KIND! AND THUS SHALL WE CLEANSE THE EVIL, DISPERSE THE HERETIC, PURIFY THE UNCLEAN!

I CALL UPON ALL OF THOU TO JOIN ME IN THIS QUEST, FOR IT WILL BE LONG, IT WILL BE HARD, AND WE WILL, AT LAST, BE VICTORIOUS OVER THE FURfabulous person HORDES!

KILL!

DISPERSE!

bumRAPE!

PWN!

DESTROY!

ALL IN THE GOD EMPEROR’S NAME!

tl;dr, and does not explain why furfabulous persons must die a horrible death