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Poll: What killed Forumwarz?
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Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

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98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

VOTING WS22 DEFINITELY Log in to see images!


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King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

WS22, of course.

I miss the WTF U BAND ME! posts.

We don’t get those any more.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

King Krimson Posted:

WS22, of course.

I miss the WTF U BAND ME! posts.

We don’t get those any more.

THE REAL PROBLEM IS, IM P UNBANNABLE..SURE THEY CAN TAKE MY CHARS AWAY HERE, AND THEY DID ACTUALLY WANT ME BANNED FOREVER Mbum TIMES, BUT IM LIKE A SLIMY EVIL PARASITE THAT CANT BE GOTTEN QUITE RID OF..SUCKING THE LIFE AND ENJOYMENT OUT OF FORUMWARZ. THE PROVERBIAL ****FLY ON A STEAMING COIL. BUT IM BEING P LEGIT NOW UNLIKE YOU TM FLOODERS AND **** LOL.

TLDR: TRUE STORY


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

THE REAL PROBLEM IS, IM P UNBANNABLE..SURE THEY CAN TAKE MY CHARS AWAY HERE, AND THEY DID ACTUALLY WANT ME BANNED FOREVER Mbum TIMES, BUT IM LIKE A SLIMY EVIL PARASITE THAT CANT BE GOTTEN QUITE RID OF..SUCKING THE LIFE AND ENJOYMENT OUT OF FORUMWARZ. THE PROVERBIAL ****FLY ON A STEAMING COIL. BUT IM BEING P LEGIT NOW UNLIKE YOU TM FLOODERS AND **** LOL.

TLDR: TRUE STORY

tl;dr

you have no life


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Where’s the “They made MC Banhammer a mod” option? I mean that pretty much killed Forumwarz immediately, didn’t it?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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MC Banhammer Posted:

Where’s the “They made MC Banhammer a mod” option? I mean that pretty much killed Forumwarz immediately, didn’t it?

actually its your moms fault. if she didnt got ****ed by a fine upstanding member of society and got pregnant you would have never born


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Nicco Posted:

I AM A TERRIBLE TROLL LOL


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King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Actually, I’d like to change my answer.

Those ****ing null lines killed Forumwarz.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Nicco Posted:

I AM A TERRIBLE TROLL LOL


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I know I’m not spending $10 to play Ep 2 of a game where wild_**** won’t stay banned.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Weeeelll… I dont want to blame it all on 9-11, but it certainly didn’t help.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Biff Weasley Posted:

I know I’m not spending $10 to play Ep 2 of a game where wild_**** won’t stay banned.

TLDR; P bumHURT, IN AFTER fabulous personS


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Biff Weasley Posted:

I know I’m not spending $10 to play Ep 2 of a game where wild_**** won’t stay banned.

This applies to how I feel. Only I’ll play it anyway.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Yes unbanned wild_**** alts are affecting the marketability of this game.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

THING THATS SAD IS: WS22 NEVER WAS UNBANNED ANYWAYS LOL


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Yes I fear that without banning SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER and all remaining wild_**** alts Episode 2 will be a huge financial failure for Crotch Zombie. Log in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

JUST FOR YOU BIFF SINCE YOUR ATTN SPAN IS P SHORT

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

THE REAL PROBLEM IS, IM P UNBANNABLE..SURE THEY CAN TAKE MY CHARS AWAY HERE, AND THEY DID ACTUALLY WANT ME BANNED FOREVER Mbum TIMES, BUT IM LIKE A SLIMY EVIL PARASITE THAT CANT BE GOTTEN QUITE RID OF..SUCKING THE LIFE AND ENJOYMENT OUT OF FORUMWARZ. THE PROVERBIAL ****FLY ON A STEAMING COIL. BUT IM BEING P LEGIT NOW UNLIKE YOU TM FLOODERS AND **** LOL.

TLDR: TRUE STORY


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Why should anyone pay to play an online game where the providers cannot control cheating? BAN SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER or no Episode 2!

Biff Weasley edited this message on 09/02/2008 1:15PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Biff Weasley Posted:

Why should anyone pay to play an online game where the providers cannot control cheating? BAN SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER or no Episode 2!

it’s funny because it’s not trolling and totally true


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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