I’m afraid you are as amiable as a gruttlethunk on a bubotuber diet~

bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

Well, first and foremost it’s about killing Harry Potter.

Then we go after the mudbloods, then the muggles, and finally those who were not loyal to Voldermort.

We’ve got flowcharts and everything, which you’ll see if you apply today!

Flowcharts? Well damn, thats all I needed to know.

Name: Tnahcrem Htaed
    
    
Age: Old.
    
    
Special Skills: None.
    
    
What unforgivable curses you know: I don't believe in that VooDoo.
    
    
Opinion on Harry Potter: He should stop getting naked with unicorns.
    
    
Opinion on He Who Must Not Be Named: I don't know who we're talking about.
    
    
Opinion on Necrophilia: Fresh only, out the grave is bad taste.
    
    
Willingness to murder a 17 year old boy: I was never convicted of that.
    
    
To prove you are not a computer, please decipher the captcha: Erm, Poop.

LeFox Posted:

uh… yes?

Anyway, here’s my application:

Name: Lenny Fosters

Age: 14

Special Skills: pwning and also magic Log in to see images!

What unforgivable curses you know: i can make a lot of really mean curses by putting together common curses like… ****male reproductive organ! male reproductive organwoman's genitals! bum PIRATE

but that last one already exitsed i just like it

Opinion on Harry Potter: hes a wizerd so I guess he’s cool? because us wizerds stick together and stuff

Opinion on He Who Must Not Be Named: who?

Opinion on Necrophilia: its okay if the dead person dies during the sex i guess? like with a 5 years old sometimes they rip inside but its okay because it wasnt necrophilia to begin with it just became it along the way

Willingness to murder a 17 year old boy: i’m willing to murder anyone or anybody to prove that I’m a wizerd and maybe I’ll even do it with magic? lol donno Log in to see images!

To prove you are not a computer, please decipher the captcha: male reproductive organ!

well lenny you aren’t accepted because you failed every section of the test (even the captcha) but I will keep your application on file

well i think i already made it clear a while ago that i dident want in your club anyway

and yes wands grow on trees becuz they are wood and wood is also stand for male reproductive organ and you like wands becuz you cant get any male reproductive organ and how dose it feel to have sand in your woman's genitals?? Log in to see images!

bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

Well, if you aren’t into our “wizard voodoo” then you must be a muggle. AND IF YOU ARE A MUGGLE YOUR DOOM SHALL BE WROUGHT BY MY HANDS.

Oh, so you’re gonna try to kill me now?

Very nice.

DeathEaters! DeathEaters! Oh no what shall we do? Everyone stay calm I’ll go get …. help.

Biff Weasley Posted:

DeathEaters! DeathEaters! Oh no what shall we do? Everyone stay calm I’ll go get …. help.

WHY IF IT ISN’T MY ARCH NEMESIS

BIFF TANNEN

bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

OH YEAH WELL IM NOT THE ONE THAT GETS POOP CONFUSED WITH male reproductive organ

im so going to serve you a witty retort about doing bum to mouth so you taste your **** on my male reproductive organ as soon as i think of a context in which it culd be funny

LeFox Posted:

im so going to serve you a witty retort about doing bum to mouth so you taste your **** on my male reproductive organ as soon as i think of a context in which it culd be funny

that’s very rude you are never getting a wand

Biff Weasley Posted:

I’m running away to get help yes that’s it to get help!

DON’T YOU RUN FROM ME BIFF

YOU’LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MCLFY

Luna Lovegood Posted:

The wild Mumphis plant could restore your sanity and pleasant attitude, but sadly the ministry has secret orders to torch all crops~ I think they’re using them to keep their vampire armies docile but we wont know until daddy puts out the next edition of the Quibbler~

interesting style of speaking~

though, it does look a bit… familiar~