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Gay Death Eaters Now Accepting Applications

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

just for fun:

Name: Barty Crouch Jr.

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Age: 29

Special Skills: Known death eater, servant of the dark lord. Participated in the torture and the permanent incapacitation of Frank and Alice Longbottom using the Cruciatus Curse. Curses and potions specialist.

What unforgivable curses you know: fine upstanding member of society please..

Avada Kedavra (the Killing Curse)

Crucio (the Cruciatus Curse)

Imperio (the Imperius Curse)

Opinion on Harry Potter: Potter must die, the Dark Lord commands it.

Opinion on He Who Must Not Be Named: The lord and master of dark magic,

all hail Voldemort! Bow to him you lowly muggles, and pray for mercy!

Opinion on Necrophilia: Better with jubles and pumpkin juice.

Willingness to murder a 17 year old boy: Proven.

To prove you are not a computer, please decipher the captcha:

Harry potter is gutter filth, and the dark lord soon shall rise again, oh yes He will!!

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 07/28/2008 11:02PM

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

ACCIO CLOTHES what kind of spell is that?

LeFox

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[RULES SO MUCH IT H-
URTS
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

that’s very rude you are never getting a wand

well maybe i dont need ur stinking wand!!! maybe i maded one myself!!

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and its totally magicable too

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and it looks way better than ur stinking wands

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and it kills them ded even!!

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and it kills you ded too because ur woman's genitals is old and musty and you suck Log in to see images!

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FAQ

did you have sex with my bum?

yes lol

why u so awesome?

i donno lol

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Morro the As-
sless

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
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Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

*sneaks up on biff*

*steel whispers as it leaves its sheath*

*slowly steps to biff’s back*


Gary Niger for President ‘08

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

LeFox Posted:

well maybe i dont need ur stinking wand!!! maybe i maded one myself!!

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and its totally magicable too

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and it looks way better than ur stinking wands

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and it kills them ded even!!

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and it kills you ded too because ur woman's genitals is old and musty and you suck Log in to see images!

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haha that was good


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Morro the As-
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nshine Girls fancl-
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]

Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

*with one quick stab, he severs biffs spine and tears through his heart*

*cleans the blood off on biffs clothes and searches out his next victim*

Morro the Assless edited this message on 07/28/2008 10:50PM

Gary Niger for President ‘08

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Muggles have such fervid imaginations.

LeFox

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[RULES SO MUCH IT H-
URTS
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

what u say? my wand rulez so much its the king of all wands?

ok lol

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FAQ

did you have sex with my bum?

yes lol

why u so awesome?

i donno lol

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Morro the As-
sless

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
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]

Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

*isnt a muggle, but an bum kicking Barbarian*

*let j.k. deal with this!*

*kills biff again and again, brutally*


Gary Niger for President ‘08

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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Biff Weasley Posted:

Muggles have such fervid imaginations.

Indeed. Also their use of static images to convey moving action is quite peculiar…


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Oh_No_Shrubs

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Dear snape,

plz be my m-preg naga.


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

Why hello there forumgoer and potential servant of the Dark Lord, there’s recently been some downsizing in an illustrious organization and now we’re looking for young talented wizards to step up be a part of the dark army!

And you seem like just the type, I can just tell you’ll fit right in.


Benefits:

Immense Power

The Freedom to Kill Muggles and Mudbloods

Healthcare

15% Off Death Eater merchandise


Requirements:

NO HARRY POTTERS


****First three applicants get free wands!!!****

Just because I can’t believe no one has posted this yet, I’ll get in on this action. I can be a wizard too see?

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 male reproductive organ of the Infinite.

I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.

Don’t **** with me ****, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.


FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

I was wondering when Fenk was gonna start ****ting on this thread.

Also, who would want to be a Death Eatah anyway? Seems dreadfully boring to me.


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LeFox

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

larry king here with exclusive comment on bellatrix lestrange gets youCRUCIATUS IN UR WAND getting owned by a wand with bellatrix lestrange gets youCRUCIATUS IN UR WAND herself.

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so, bellatrix lestrange gets youCRUCIATUS IN UR WAND, word is you got owned by a wand. how was it?

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and that’s from the whore’s mouth. horse’s. lol

in other news, lefox rulz so much it hurts, more at 9


FAQ

did you have sex with my bum?

yes lol

why u so awesome?

i donno lol

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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Why do these strange muggles keep trying to type out fake magic tricks?

Amusing.


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Ron Weasley Posted:

I was wondering when Fenk was gonna start ****ting on this thread.

Also, who would want to be a Death Eatah anyway? Seems dreadfully boring to me.

Who’s ****ting on the thread?

I just put on my hat and wizards robe to join you all.

I am just trying to be a cool wizard too.


nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

LEFOX I HAVE RECONSIDERED AND I THINK YOU WOULD BE A GREAT ADDITION TO TEAM DEATHEATERS

(PLEASE STOP HURTING ME)


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Morro the As-
sless

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
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]

Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

*slays the wizards, **** YOU style*


Gary Niger for President ‘08

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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Just because I can’t believe no one has posted this yet, I’ll get in on this action. I can be a wizard too see?

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 male reproductive organ of the Infinite.

I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.

Don’t **** with me ****, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

crayoncakes Posted:

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I’m fine, how are you?

Don’t be mad because I was first to post something obvious.

You guys sure do get bumhurt quick whenever I show up, all I wanted to do was play wizards with you…GEEZ!

Also **** YOU and style…those are words I never thought I would see together. HAHAHA that’s like an oxymoron or some ****.


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