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Rant **** the internet!

Flint

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[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Emo Kid

They call me brokeback imafabulous person

Nillerz Posted:

Girls? On MY internet?

I need proof that you aren’t just a trap.

It is impossible to prove anything on the internet.

Nillerz

Avatar: Nipple Piercing

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

You can prove things.

Post a picture of yourself, followed by ‘Sup /b/’ followed by the date and the time and a vagoo shot to prove you aren’t a trap.

Cubear

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3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

and any girl willing to do that is a complete whore and not worth the time you nerds spend obsessing over her.

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Besides, you can get all those pics easily elsewhere.

Posting enough info to get you unambiguously identified is just a bad idea anyway.

In my experience, there are indeed girls on the internet, but not necessarily girls that any sane man would want to be within 10 metres of.

someone lurk-
ing

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Level 8 Troll

I ENJOY THE TASTE OF EBONY GENITALS

http://www.bmezine.com/

Go to the “hard” or “extreme” sections.

Edit: or don’t, if you’re at work/easily offended/have a weak stomach.

someone lurking edited this message on 02/09/2008 10:55PM

Oh_No_Shrubs

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Hahaha. I remember this thread on /b/ discussing great timesming in their sister’s freinds’ hair when they came over for a slumber party.

It was pretty lulzy.

But yeah, furries are pretty wacky.

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

(who the **** dragged Narth here? I’m gonna kill them…. fact is I CAME for machs’ sexy giant forehead)

the OP needs to calm down, that **** is written by people just to offend people like you (see above). And to make other people laugh. Most of the crap here would have inspired a mix of lulz and revulsion (mix depending on disposition) in the posters here. A few will be fapping over it for a while.

The internet has about the same number of sick people are real life, there’s just less limitations to the freedom of speech, including ones like consequences and looking people in the eye. And on top of that many people are clearly just doing it for a change just because they can. Would they in real life? Only with their close friends who know they *didn’t* ream the **** out of their mum. Because the distance put there by the net has many of the same effects as trust. People are sick ****s in real life though and that crap does happen no doubt.

Oh and I’d say 90/10 lulz/revulsion. Though not the largest amount of either. That Calvin and Hobbes thing in the role playing forum is ****ing genius.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

narth you are a retard

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

(ASCII smiley/your mum joke, which would be really something as she’d be greatnanalesbomary/NO U)

There’s me ready with clever replies to all the stuff I’d expect, and you go in with something lame. How am I suppose to respond to a simple put down? I’d get my coat but it clear got shat in.

So..

A man walks into a talent agency. And says to the agent “I have a great act for you… it’s a family act”.

His wife walks in playing violin his son on tubu and his daughter starts playing a piano. They play the most moving rendition of “land of hope and glory ever heard while the the dog and cat unravel tapestry with every flag in the world. Videos of people holding hands and dancing play on a projection on the wall and they takle a bow, having moved the agent to tears of joy.

“wow. Wow. What do you call it?”

With a flourish..

“Camp X ray”.

I Log in to see images!

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

It appears the OP does not like Veer. Log in to see images! Biff Weasley edited this message on 02/14/2008 5:52PM

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

http://deathboy.livejournal.com/1082404.html

The same monster types did this. (the previous link is not emo)

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

narth being clever:

There’s me ready with clever replies

narth Posted:

(ASCII smiley/your mum joke, which would be really something as she’d be greatnanalesbomary/NO U)

Log in to see images!

In his spare time, when he’s not surrounded by his many friends he’s earned with his wonderful sense of humor, narth spends his time posting obvious/frequently wrong things as if he were a wise sage. He also likes video games, parties, and ROCKIN’ HARD! Log in to see images!

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Inhumanity on the internet has given me humanity in life. It’s like what all those pedophiles say: Let us jerk off to kids online so we don’t go raping in real life.

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

narth being clever:

In his spare time, when he’s not surrounded by his many friends he’s earned with his wonderful sense of humor, narth spends his time posting obvious/frequently wrong things as if he were a wise sage. He also likes video games, parties, and ROCKIN’ HARD! Log in to see images!

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I cannot cope with you nana. Master of context. Detector of irony. Terror of the Watford gap. Log in to see images! narth edited this message on 02/15/2008 5:33AM

Lolburst

Avatar: Bacteria

[Facepunch]

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Internet is a mind control device

We only not use it to reach outer places of galaxies

We use it on same melting of mathematics

We can too expose crimes

But the true meaning is to ruin peoples brains and rot them

That’s why you’re all being sad now right

Kubla Khan

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Lolburst Posted:

I am a fabulous person

I use the internet to talk to underage kids in outer places of galaxies

My fabulous personry is outside of the bounds of mathematics

I can too expose my male reproductive organ to children

But the true meaning is to ruin peoples brains and enjoy them

That’s why you’re all being sad now right

you sure are a swell guy

Lolburst

Avatar: Bacteria

[Facepunch]

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Lolburst Posted:

Internet is a mind control device

We only not use it to reach outer places of galaxies

We use it on same melting of mathematics

We can too expose crimes

But the true meaning is to ruin peoples brains and rot them

That’s why you’re all being sad now right

rake yourself bumhole

HybridThizle

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[Facepunch]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

I don’t even pay attention to 4chan, it’s very special and unfunny.Log in to see images!

HybridThizle

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[Facepunch]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Kubla Khan Posted:

you sure are a swell guy

How witty, idiot.

Lolburst

Avatar: Bacteria

[Facepunch]

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Rake yourself bumhole

And reply into mah invite

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