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CLOSED: 2 BP for the best pickup line in the world
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I have some cocaine, but you have to rail it off my male reproductive organ.
I can stick my whole fist in your woman's genitals.
I know Bono.
I am Bono.
I’m trying to break Wilt Chamberlin’s record and I need your help.
I’ll put you in a movie with Orlando Bloom.
I just got my male reproductive organ cleaned. Bleach and wax. |
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| Posted On: 07/22/2008 8:27PM |
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Came up with this one myself.
“I like my women the way I like the bumerflies in my collection. Limbs wide open and pinned down.”
Edit: I’m gonna be gone for like two weeks, so if through some bizarre twist of fate I somehow win this thing, just consider this a hypothetical thanks in advance, because I won’t be able to say it at the time. numbers1377345 edited this message on 07/27/2008 8:30AM |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2008 10:02PM |
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Too lazy to read thread, did anyone do the coin one yet?
“If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?” |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2008 10:12PM |
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“I have too much money, and not enough commitment in my life.” |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 1:31PM |
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My male reproductive organ is cold. You see, it has no home to be inside. Will you let my male reproductive organ be inside you? |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 1:40PM |
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You touch my tra lah lah. My ding ding dong. |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 2:02PM |
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MC Banhammer Posted:
Haha, funny one, Gunther guy should have said that. |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 2:05PM |
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I’m Charlie Sheen. |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 8:21PM |
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Andy_Dextruss Posted:
winnerLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 9:23PM |
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Fire in the hole! Log in to see images!
“Help me! I’m gay but I’ve been thinking I may actually be straight! Please have sex with me and remove any doubt from my head!”
“My magical watch says you don’t have panties on. Oh, you do? Must be an hour fast.”
“You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?”
“I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.”
“I inserted the quarter, when does the fun start?”
“Last night, I practiced on your sister.”
“Well… it’s not going to suck itself.”
“I’m an Uncyclopedia reader and contributor.”
“I’m a Wikipedia reader and contributor.”
“I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.” |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:00AM |
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King Krimson Posted: I’d fall for that.
But what’s wrong with good old “Nice shoes, wanna ****?” |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:18AM |
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The finish date has come. Any updates?
Edit: Disregard this. I’m so, so sorry. I thought it said the first, not the seventh.
Edit: Disregard the last statement in this post. King Krimson edited this message on 08/02/2008 12:24PM |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2008 4:27AM |
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It’s over bumt. I’m like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get. |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2008 5:10AM |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2008 5:55AM |
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I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex. |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2008 8:37AM |
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“criticism completes me” |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2008 4:15PM |
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I thought the contest ends in 7/31? Its August now. |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2008 11:18PM |
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Edit: Okay, I got totally mixed up, because I’m not used to the American dating system. I think it’s all sorted now. King Krimson edited this message on 08/02/2008 12:23PM |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2008 10:55AM |
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Hi! Yes, it is ended. I’ll be going through the entries, and should have a winner later today.
Thanks for playing, and I don’t think anyone would date any one of you! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2008 11:23AM |
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OK….drum roll….
I lied when I said nobody would date any of you. They were all really good lines. Well, mostly. Well, the ones not involving stabbing and stuff. It was a hard choice.
But the winner is….
....another drum roll….
FAIL!
with:
Estar llevando pantalones de espacio? BECAUSE YOUR bum IS OUTTA THIS WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
I know, I know, Fail wins everything. But this was judged on merit, and with the help of several of my female friends.
And because there was one more entry that was too beautiful to pbum up, second prize of 1 bp goes to…
Andy_Dextruss
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Not guaranteed to work with the object of your affection, but brilliant nonetheless. Log in to see images!
BPs are on the way, and thanks! |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2008 7:15PM |
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