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CLOSED: 2 BP for the best pickup line in the world | |||||||
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Oh and one of the guys who came to my shop used to say, “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I have an erection.” One of those mixed metaphor type things, but when said aloud can be pure comedy. |
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Posted On: 07/20/2008 5:22PM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||
Hello, you can call me Evil Trout. I created this little game called Forumwarz. Yes, that Evil Trout. |
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Posted On: 07/20/2008 5:42PM | View twas's Profile | # | ||||||
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“I have big feet.” i_like_puppies edited this message on 07/20/2008 5:49PM |
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Posted On: 07/20/2008 5:45PM | View i_like_puppies's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Where did you get those shoes?”
“Why do you ask?”
“Because they’re so cute, I want to get them for my sister!” |
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Posted On: 07/20/2008 5:47PM | DEAD fabulous person | # | ||||||
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I’m a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
I’m easy, are you? |
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Posted On: 07/20/2008 5:48PM | View YokoHunter's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wanna go halves on a bastard? |
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Posted On: 07/20/2008 5:55PM | View Andy_Dextruss's Profile | # | ||||||
“You got more curves than a race track.”
“Hey, stop! STOP! You thief! How dare you stole it! My heart!”
“How does it hurt to fall from heaven to here?” |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 1:06AM | View Travalgar's Profile | # | ||||||
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You are very pretty. Like someone in retail. |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 1:11AM | View Gene Hackman's Profile | # | ||||||
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If we were the last two people on earth… we could totally do it in public.
Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 1:14AM | View elenaratelimit's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Hey, I couldn’t help but notice your woman's genitals. Nice.” |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 1:17AM | View CHALKONEUPTODALO...'s Profile | # | ||||||
Estar llevando pantalones de espacio? BECAUSE YOUR bum IS OUTTA THIS WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
chicks dig the bilingual ****. |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 4:43AM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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cunnilingual is more preferred Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 4:49AM | View SIG-ENABLING MOC...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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“I have a nine inch tongue, and I can breath through my ears.”
“Did you just fall from heaven? Cause you’ve got nice mammary glands.”
“Are you attracted to men who can eat their own face?”
“I’ve got two male reproductive organes. No, don’t laugh, it’s a serious medical condition! I’ll likely die before I’m 30!”
“I’ll pay you if you have sex with me.”
“My what a large… Crotch… Bulge you have. On second thoughts, never mind.”
“I have a large collection of sheep related paraphernalia.”
“15, you say? Why, you don’t look a day over 12.”
“I’m an internet celebrity, you know. Yeah. Goatse.
“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice you have an eye patch. I’m guessing that you’ve hung around in enough bars to see where I’m going with this.”
“I guarantee you that if you come home with me, it’ll be a night to remember until you die. Because I plan to kill you afterwards.”
“I have a terminal illness that will kill me in 24 hours. What? As a matter of fact, yes, it IS contagious!”
Finally, this one only works in dark alleyways, but boy is it effective!
“Scream, and I’ll cut you.” |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 5:20AM | View King Krimson's Profile | # | ||||||
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“lets have sex” |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 5:27AM | View HOdMandOds's Profile | # | ||||||
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King Krimson Posted: **** Log in to see images! “That dress would look better in my basement when you’re trapped down there.” |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 5:36AM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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“John Romero’s about to make you his ****.”
“Suck it down.” |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 5:59AM | View King Krimson's Profile | # | ||||||
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8====D- – - – O: |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 7:58AM | View Lord Shplane's Profile | # | ||||||
“Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me” |
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Posted On: 07/21/2008 8:05AM | View Laguna's Profile | # | ||||||
“Fair maiden I come to you now to speak of wonder and enchantment, for you see if it was not for you I would never know such things. Yours is of endless beauty and cannot ever be topped, even by Venus herself. It is now that I come to you, bow by your feet, and beg for your love, for I am a mere dog in your presence.”
What can I say? I figured some Elizabethan was in order. |
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Posted On: 07/22/2008 3:08PM | View Bub1029's Profile | # | ||||||
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FAIL Posted:
Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/22/2008 3:13PM | View elenaratelimit's Profile | # | ||||||
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