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Fun CLOSED: 2 BP for the best pickup line in the world

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Oh and one of the guys who came to my shop used to say, “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I have an erection.”

One of those mixed metaphor type things, but when said aloud can be pure comedy.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Hello, you can call me Evil Trout. I created this little game called Forumwarz. Yes, that Evil Trout.

“I have big feet.”

i_like_puppies edited this message on 07/20/2008 5:49PM

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

“Where did you get those shoes?”

“Why do you ask?”

“Because they’re so cute, I want to get them for my sister!”

YokoHunter

Avatar: YokoHunter's Avatar

[No Homo]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I’m a little off today, would you like to turn me on?

I’m easy, are you?

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

“You got more curves than a race track.”

“Hey, stop! STOP! You thief! How dare you stole it! My heart!”

“How does it hurt to fall from heaven to here?”

Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You are very pretty. Like someone in retail.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

If we were the last two people on earth… we could totally do it in public.

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CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

“Hey, I couldn’t help but notice your woman's genitals. Nice.”

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Estar llevando pantalones de espacio? BECAUSE YOUR bum IS OUTTA THIS WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

chicks dig the bilingual ****.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

cunnilingual is more preferred Log in to see images!

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

“I have a nine inch tongue, and I can breath through my ears.”

“Did you just fall from heaven? Cause you’ve got nice mammary glands.”

“Are you attracted to men who can eat their own face?”

“I’ve got two male reproductive organes. No, don’t laugh, it’s a serious medical condition! I’ll likely die before I’m 30!”

“I’ll pay you if you have sex with me.”

“My what a large… Crotch… Bulge you have. On second thoughts, never mind.”

“I have a large collection of sheep related paraphernalia.”

“15, you say? Why, you don’t look a day over 12.”

“I’m an internet celebrity, you know. Yeah. Goatse.

“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice you have an eye patch. I’m guessing that you’ve hung around in enough bars to see where I’m going with this.”

“I guarantee you that if you come home with me, it’ll be a night to remember until you die. Because I plan to kill you afterwards.”

“I have a terminal illness that will kill me in 24 hours. What? As a matter of fact, yes, it IS contagious!”

Finally, this one only works in dark alleyways, but boy is it effective!

“Scream, and I’ll cut you.”

HOdMandOds

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial

[Team Shortbus]

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

“lets have sex”

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

King Krimson Posted:

”15, you say? Why, you don’t look a day over 12.”

**** Log in to see images!

“That dress would look better in my basement when you’re trapped down there.”

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

“John Romero’s about to make you his ****.”

“Suck it down.”

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

8====D- – - – O:

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

“Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me”

Bub1029

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

“Fair maiden I come to you now to speak of wonder and enchantment, for you see if it was not for you I would never know such things. Yours is of endless beauty and cannot ever be topped, even by Venus herself. It is now that I come to you, bow by your feet, and beg for your love, for I am a mere dog in your presence.”

What can I say? I figured some Elizabethan was in order.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

FAIL Posted:

Estar llevando pantalones de espacio? BECAUSE YOUR bum IS OUTTA THIS WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

chicks dig the bilingual ****.

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