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“Help me! I’m gay but I’ve been thinking I may actually be straight! Please have sex with me and remove any doubt from my head!”

“My magical watch says you don’t have panties on. Oh, you do? Must be an hour fast.”

“You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?”

“I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.”

“I inserted the quarter, when does the fun start?”

“Last night, I practiced on your sister.”

“Well… it’s not going to suck itself.”

“I’m an Uncyclopedia reader and contributor.”

“I’m a Wikipedia reader and contributor.”

“I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.”