My hubby and I did it last night [NSFW]

TUBSWEETIE

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

what a dirty girl. i bet Lady loves feeling the smack of his big ball-peen.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 07/11/2008 8:11PM

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Janie

5.55"

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

I thought we established the ball peens were kinda small…

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Posted On: 07/11/2008 8:19PM

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Janie

5.55"

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Also, Lady Banhammer, I hear he’s pretty fond of the “solo action”, if you get my drift…

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Posted On: 07/11/2008 8:21PM

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Minimod

5.47"

Level 10 Re-Re

heeeheee

Miss Trent Posted:

Shocking video from an unknown surveillance source:
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gross!!!11

Posted On: 07/11/2008 8:21PM

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Veer

8.05"

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

imo janie’s posts were better than mc’s

MC Banhammer

29.57"

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Okay, Lady Banhammer and I have worked out our difficulties. But now I have a whole new set of difficulties.

It’s hard to stay mad at a woman you think intentionally sabotaged your condom when the results are such a cute baby. Loving and coddling him through his first hour or so of babydom was a joy and Lady Banhammer and I became even closer. But then, as the hyper-enhanced maturation of hammer babies kicked in, the child grew, and became, if you’ll pardon the pun, as hard as nails to deal with.

It was rough those first 24 hours, and I think we failed as parents. The boy didn’t get enough self-esteem, and I blame myself — and so does he. Alas, there’s nothing to be done now. He’s a full-grown teen, out on his own, and I wish him the best of luck.

Especially seeing as I want nothing to do with him anymore. I couldn’t deal with his tantrums on Saturday, I can’t deal with his incessant whining today. So good luck, and just keep your distance.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 07/14/2008 3:04PM

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Kid Banhammer

11.99"

[Two Girls One Tribe]

Level 68 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

**** YOU, DAD!

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 07/14/2008 3:04PM

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Minimod

5.47"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

heeeheee

Kid Banhammer Posted:

**** YOU, DAD!

He’s the worst dad ever, but show some respect.

Posted On: 07/14/2008 3:06PM

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xXxJUNEGUY1x-
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

This thread is serious Full of Won material. Good work, MC Banhammer! Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 07/14/2008 3:12PM

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ANGRY HOBO

8.2"

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

xXxJUNEGUY1xXx Posted:

This thread is serious Full of Won material. Good work, MC Banhammer! Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 07/14/2008 3:30PM

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