You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.
You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.
TheBaron's Flamebate Posts
View TheBaron's ProfileSearch Results | ||
---|---|---|
Please invest in my new invention it's the greatest thing of all timeYour invention is ****ty and so are you. Just informing you. (view post) |
09/07/2010 | |
ITT I DECIDE IF I HATE YOU WITH SCIENCEInteresting. Well, I figured I might as well inform you that she began in clockwise… and then I began to see counter-clockwise. (view post) |
09/07/2010 | |
Contest: 45 BP giveaway to WeChall membersWell, it would seem I’ve recently joined this clan so I figured I might as well throw a post in for a chance at the BP. Greetings folks. (view post) |
09/06/2010 | |
The Thread for New People to Introduce ThemselvesWell, ‘ello there folks, Baron here. I’m pretty sure I haven’t posted here before so I figured… why the hell not? There, that’s about all the introduction you’re getting out of me. I’m going to go back to finding ways of obtaining BP now, fare well. (view post) |
09/05/2010 | |
Contest for 30 BPLog in to see images! (view post) |
08/23/2010 | |
Post for a chance at 45 BPsSuppose I might as well join in (view post) |
08/22/2010 | |
The Official "I would like some free BP please" threadUgh… I hate doing things like this but I’ve failed to win every contest I’ve entered so…
... okay um… would someone be kind enough to leave me some BP. I’m trying to get enough for Episode 2 and so far I’ve got zero. I fully realize I probably won’t get any mind you, but I might as well try.
Edit: I’m recently trying to gather enough for EP3 now. I figure I might as well update this as unlikely as it’ll be that someone will see this. (view post) |
07/07/2009 | |
Participate in a chain story! Win 3BPMelons! BIG JUICY MELONS! and they were coated in… you guessed it… fecal matter! “Oh lovely day!” he thought to himself. but… it hit him, how would he get them? They were floating in the frickin air! (view post) |
05/29/2009 | |
help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~Haha, lovely All that processed meat… it makes my stomach churn, haha (view post) |
05/29/2009 | |
[NSFW] Post Like The Wind Contest- GROWING POT!!!Oh look… isn’t that amazing… it’s another post (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
[NSFW] Post Like The Wind Contest- GROWING POT!!!Another post (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~Hm… and so my journey alone in this dark, dank forum continues… all in the hopes of winning… brownie points? wait what? (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
Yet Another Goddamn Contest!I am no one and this is my post (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
Contest: Post for a chance to win 45 BPOkay, sure… here’s my post then (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
Post for a chance at 45 BPsSure, I’m in (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
Contest for 45BP: Friend me!Um… post then I suppose? (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
/\v/\v/\v/\v/\ Contest - 5bps! Someone, somewhere, please make a good post! /\v/\v/\v/\v/\So wait… what? You want me to type something funny? That’s really difficult you know? Especially for me! I mean… this stuff doesn’t just come to folks. You can’t just sit down and start writing… Like… you can’t just make a zombie story out of nowhere.
“I see the zombie in the corner of my eye. My gaze hardens. Immediately my hand flies to the nearest desk drawer. With lightning quick movements I pull out my weapon – a rubber band. My plan would surely lead to victory, but I had to work fast. Spinning around in my swivel chair, oiled just that morning (in the event that such an encounter would occur), I face the monster. It is barely recognizable as human, its maw open in a twisted leer that seems to mock all that is good and natural in this world.
With a primal scream I form a gun-shape with my right hand, the index finger extended like the mightiest of cannons and my thumb ramrod-straight. I like to shoot rubberbands like this because when I try to just draw it back I sometimes let go at the wrong time and it hits me in the face. At any rate, I draw my mighty elastic ammunition across the dread frame that is my gun-hand. My eyes are now slits. The only things left in this world are me, my hand, and my foe. He is in my sights. Target locked. BANG BANG BANG I yell, bringing my thumb down and releasing my kinetic cannon, Bearer of the North Winds, Bringer of Destruction. The glorious hoop of industrial polymer sails across the room, striking my enemy between the eyes. It explodes, sending chunks of foul meat in every direction.
Silently, with a smirk, I wipe the remains from my eyes. And then, with them now clear, cast them toward the heavens. I have won this day. I have made peace with my demons.
At last, my homeland will be free.”
See, you can’t do that!
Nor could you post up some odd little story
“The entire hall was in ruins and still in the process of being destroyed, as dozens of combatants hurled weapons, deadly, arcane magics, and themselves at on another in a desperate struggle to be the last one standing. Plumes of acrid green smoke rose from the pile of limp bodies you dragged yourself out of, having barely escaped the wrath of some fiendish spell. There it was – across the way, through the battling throng, through the bloodthirsty battle ahead of you, sitting untouched on a miraculously upright table – your pint of mead! And you’d get it back, if you had to kill every last one of the brawling tavern patrons to do it!”
It just wouldn’t work you see? So yeah, obviously I lose… I’ve got nothing (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
Gimme a good custom title for 2BP“I swear to your god that I’m not a pedo”
It’s way too early in the morning for me to come up with better titles. (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
15BP will randomly be awarded to a poster itt who also friends me once I get the Popularity and Flamebate PeenAnd another bump for you! Just cause I’m so nice (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
15BP will randomly be awarded to a poster itt who also friends me once I get the Popularity and Flamebate PeenSure, I need to enter a lot of contests anyway, hahahahhaahaha (view post) |
05/28/2009 |