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Claine

Avatar: 124948 Tue Feb 24 04:07:52 -0500 2009
10

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Do you consider yourself a writer? Win yourself some BP by writing a few lines of text.

  • I’ll begin the the story.
  • Poster two will write a few more lines of the story, leaving from where I left off
  • Poster three will continue from where the second poster left off, and so on.

Easy!

The contest will end on Sunday the 7th of June, Australian time. Using a random number generator I will select a post in this thread. If the post is off topic, a bump, or one of my own the result will be void and I’ll select another number. Simply, you have to participate in the story in order for your post to win, and of course, the more you participate the greater chance you have of winning.

Here is the start of the story:

One fine morning, Pete was sitting at the television eating breakfast. During a particularly interesting ad for Anorexia™ Diet Pills, Pete was rudely disturbed by a knock at the door.

Claine

Avatar: 124948 Tue Feb 24 04:07:52 -0500 2009
10

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Claine Posted:

Do you consider yourself a writer? Win yourself some BP by writing a few lines of text.

  • I’ll begin the the story.
  • Poster two will write a few more lines of the story, leaving from where I left off
  • Poster three will continue from where the second poster left off, and so on.

Easy!

The contest will end on Sunday the 7th of June, Australian time. Using a random number generator I will select a post in this thread. If the post is off topic, a bump, or one of my own the result will be void and I’ll select another number. Simply, you have to participate in the story in order for your post to win, and of course, the more you participate the greater chance you have of winning.

Here is the start of the story:

One fine morning, Pete was sitting at the television eating breakfast. During a particularly interesting ad for Anorexia™ Diet Pills, Pete was rudely disturbed by a knock at the door.

Quoted

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

He opened the door to find a flaming bag of dog crap on his porch. Looks like those kids from across the street again. Pete goes to find his fire extinguisher.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Damion Posted:

He opened the door to find a flaming bag of dog crap on his porch. Looks like those kids from across the street again. Pete goes to find his fire extinguisher.

Sadly, Pete forgot that he had sold his fire extinguisher to a neighbor to cover the rent. Shaking his head, he began to fill a bucket of water… it was then that the idea came to him. An evil grin crept across his face.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Samildanach Posted:

Sadly, Pete forgot that he had sold his fire extinguisher to a neighbor to cover the rent. Shaking his head, he began to fill a bucket of water… it was then that the idea came to him. An evil grin crept across his face.

He filled the bucket of with a corrosive acid, and loaded that into his supersoaker brand water gun.He went across the street and saw the children gathered in a circle. He was hiding in the bushes about 5 meters from them.

-MLF- edited this message on 05/27/2009 10:01PM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
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[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Just a Peter was getting into his Rambo groove, he sniffed the air, and realized that he had forgotten to put out the flaming bag of faeces.

Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 05/27/2009 10:15PM

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Just a Peter was getting into his Rambo groove, he sniffed the air, and realized that he had forgotten to put out the flaming bag of faeces.

Holy ****, thought Pete. I can have my grisly revenge, or my home… but not both! Never before in his life had he faced such a difficult decision. In the end, though, common sense prevailed.

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

The fire had spread, but not to his house; instead it immolated his trusty dog, Rufus. Pete doused Rufus with as much water as he could, but he just ended up smelling like wet dog and burnt dog at the same time. Pete screamed in anguish as he lamented the loss of his dog, and regretted parting with his fire extinguisher.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Bigandtasty Posted:

The fire had spread, but not to his house; instead it immolated his trusty dog, Rufus. Pete doused Rufus with as much water as he could, but he just ended up smelling like wet dog and burnt dog at the same time. Pete screamed in anguish as he lamented the loss of his dog, and regretted parting with his fire extinguisher.

He then skinned his dog, and used his burnt, wet fur as a coat. He felt very sexy.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

He then skinned his dog, and used his burnt, wet fur as a coat. He felt very sexy.

Dejected, then elated, he had forgotten all about his supersoaker full of acid.

Unfortunately, the neighbor children had not.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Samildanach Posted:

Dejected, then elated, he had forgotten all about his supersoaker full of acid.

Unfortunately, the neighbor children had not.

The children looked over at Pete, horrified.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

CrinkzPipe Posted:

The children looked over at Pete, horrified.

Pete eyed first the children, then the lethal supersoaker he had dropped in his haste; the children eyed the supersoaker, then Pete. A tumbleweed rolled down the street, surprising everyone, since they lived in Vermont.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Samildanach Posted:

Pete eyed first the children, then the lethal supersoaker he had dropped in his haste; the children eyed the supersoaker, then Pete. A tumbleweed rolled down the street, surprising everyone, since they lived in Vermont.

While the Children were distracted, Pete grabbed the super soaker and charged. Unfortantally Pete accidentally cut a whole in the supersoaker while skinning his dog, acid was leaking on his hands.

My 1337sauce-
Brings All -
The Girls to-
the Yard

Avatar: 93030 2010-01-31 22:43:36 -0500
10

Level 62 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

Just then someone approached him from behind. “Excuse me,” he said. Jim Poodles, read the man’s nametag, displayed prominently below a PETA symbol. “Is—” his eyed suddenly bulged as he realized his mistake, “no, WAS this your dog?”

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

My 1337sauce Brings All The Girls to the Yard Posted:

Just then someone approached him from behind. “Excuse me,” he said. Jim Poodles, read the man’s nametag, displayed prominently below a PETA symbol. “Is—” his eyed suddenly bulged as he realized his mistake, “no, WAS this your dog?”

The combination of the unexpected burn of the acid on his skin and the surprise from behind caused Pete to pull reflexively on the trigger as he turned, spraying a high-powered arc of corrosive fluid through the air, onto the children and his unexpected visitor.

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

“Well”, Pete joked flippantly, “my shopping for Halloween decorations is done!” as he pretended to blow smoke from his acidic super-soaker.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Bigandtasty Posted:

”Well”, Pete joked flippantly, “my shopping for Halloween decorations is done!” as he pretended to blow smoke from his acidic super-soaker.

Unfortunately, the joke was ruined as he screamed like a little girl, dropping the leaky, acid-filled supersoaker. His smoking hands raised to the sky, he stared up, searching for signs of a God he now knows must hate him.

Samildanach edited this message on 05/28/2009 12:21AM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Samildanach Posted:

Unfortunately, the joke was ruined as he screamed like a little girl, dropping the leaky, acid-filled supersoaker. His smoking hands raised to the sky, he stared up, searching for signs of a God he now knows must hate him.

His theory was confirmed as he tripped over the remnants of his dog, and fell onto the smouldering bag of faeces.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

His theory was confirmed as he tripped over the remnants of his dog, and fell onto the smouldering bag of faeces.

Hands horribly scarred and twisted, he lay facedown, sobbing as the canine leavings sizzled on his skin. “Why, God?” he plaintively whispered, “What did I do to deserve this?”

Ziggy

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

[Big Bad Bi Bastards]

Level 38 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Remembering that’s there’s more to life than Heavanly bodies, Pete took advantage of the feacal explosion by licking up the chocolate goodness. A pbumer-by shielded the neighbours eyes and exitedly chanted:

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